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CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
Yeah I’m confused it’s FBI not local police. Why would they care about small time city politics

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Trast
Oct 20, 2010

Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].

:edi:
The Feds don't do night-time raids like that unless it is some heinous stuff.

soggybagel
Aug 6, 2006
The official account of NFL Tackle Phil Loadholt.

Let's talk Football.

Trast posted:

The Feds don't do night-time raids like that unless it is some heinous stuff.

Not defending Burke at all but in the past there have been FBI raids and then literally months and months of radio silence. Silence reflects neither guilt nor exoneration. Sometimes it just means they didn't find what they were looking for and they don't even have to say what they were looking for. but we'll just have to wait and see what happens here.

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.

soggybagel posted:

Not defending Burke at all but in the past there have been FBI raids and then literally months and months of radio silence. Silence reflects neither guilt nor exoneration. Sometimes it just means they didn't find what they were looking for and they don't even have to say what they were looking for. but we'll just have to wait and see what happens here.

Yup. I'd wait until either Burke gets charged with something or his attorney announces that the FBI has let them know that he's no longer a potential suspect for whatever it was they were looking for. This ain't my particular field of law, though, so I'm going mainly off of what I've observed in other cases and heard from other attorneys.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
https://twitter.com/AlbertBreer/status/1658220073796919296

Welcome Comrade Breer

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
whatever happened with Burke must not be too bad because he's back on discord

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
I mean he’s a wealthy man, if he’s got something he ain’t going to stay in jail until convicted

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


He wasn’t arrested. There hasn’t been an indictment yet.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/Robbie_gr/status/1655984290445008896

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Fuckin lol

Mr. Funny Pants
Apr 9, 2001


“Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.”

― Friedrich Nietzsche

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



"Why are there so many NBA broadcasts in Russian?"

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
If he is hiding something illegal on those hard drives it's going to take an awful long time to find it.

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
I'm really hoping that it's not CSAM, but there's algorithms that can scan for and flag previously ID'd CSAM clips (which obviously then need to be visually confirmed by investigators). So the search probably would be quicker than you'd expect unless it's encrypted.

Gonna be very irritated when it's just an international copyright sting initiated by UEFA because he clipped Champions League games.

poly and open-minded
Nov 22, 2006

In BOD we trust

https://twitter.com/WhitlockJason/status/1661730404246724609?s=20

Nobody does it like Whitlock

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Apparently Burke is being investigated for hacks into Fox News
https://www.tampabay.com/news/tampa..._source=twitter

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

R.D. Mangles posted:

Apparently Burke is being investigated for hacks into Fox News
https://www.tampabay.com/news/tampa..._source=twitter

His wife looks like Marla Hooch from A League of Their Own

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
A guy who hacks to do news reporting sounds like a CBS drama coming next fall.

InsensitiveSeaBass
Apr 1, 2008

You're entering a realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster... The second one. Prepare to enter The Scary Door.
Nap Ghost
Hasn't he pulled a lot of unencrypted satellite feeds of... everything?

The X-man cometh
Nov 1, 2009

sportsgenius86 posted:

His wife looks like Marla Hooch from A League of Their Own

She just has a 5head.

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.

R.D. Mangles posted:

Apparently Burke is being investigated for hacks into Fox News
https://www.tampabay.com/news/tampa..._source=twitter

Well, that's not a relief because it really sucks for him, but much better to be investigated for this than the other thing.

Paracaidas
Sep 24, 2016
Consistently Tedious!
I can't read past the paywall- are indications that he's been doing the hacking? Or did he receive hacked information and some FBI folks are trying to get revenge for Project Veritas getting rung up?

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

Paracaidas posted:

I can't read past the paywall- are indications that he's been doing the hacking? Or did he receive hacked information and some FBI folks are trying to get revenge for Project Veritas getting rung up?

It's unclear, the cops wouldn't release the entirety of the search warrant to the newspaper, claiming it would jeopardize ongoing investigations.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
I'm still laughing at the idea of some poor schmuck just getting handed 800 hard drives full of sports highlights and being told to catalogue all of this, you know, just in case it matters.

I mean if you look at it in a certain direction it's actually a pretty fun job.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

quote:

In 2019, he launched Burke Communications. On its website, Burke Communications advertised consulting, political strategy and social media training, plus a 181,000-gigabyte video archive, noting “If it appeared on television, we can probably find it.”

i almost feel sorry for the cops having to deal with all this stuff.

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
One lucky fed will get to see the Russian broadcast of the Egg Bowl where Elijah Moore mimed pissng like a dog after a TD and the kicker missed the PAT to lose the game and the commentator coughed up a lung laughing about it

pseudodragon
Jun 16, 2007


Grittybeard posted:

I'm still laughing at the idea of some poor schmuck just getting handed 800 hard drives full of sports highlights and being told to catalogue all of this, you know, just in case it matters.

I mean if you look at it in a certain direction it's actually a pretty fun job.

Considering the stuff they are probably used to looking for when someone says "watch all the videos on these drives" getting told best case scenario, it's sports highlights, worst case scenario it's political bullshit sounds like a vacation.

harperdc
Jul 24, 2007

Bill Simmons Stare

https://twitter.com/edsbs/status/1663378840352063489

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.


Go easy on Bill Simmons. This is the worst day for the Celtics fanbase since January 6 ended in failure.

creamcorn
Oct 26, 2007

automatic gun for fast, continuous firing

Luigi Thirty posted:

Go easy on Bill Simmons. This is the worst day for the Celtics fanbase since January 6 ended in failure.

lol

Mr. Funny Pants
Apr 9, 2001


The Celtics were my team growing up though I've lost most of the fan intensity I had. I do still root for them but I can honestly say that what small amount of pain I had from the loss was made up for knowing that Bill Simmons is suffering. I'm not proud of this but it's the truth.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/Inspectah8/status/1663380874040049665

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Jabaal Abdul-Simmons is not pleased

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


https://awfulannouncing.com/sports/role-testosterone-professional-sports.html

Awful Announcing decided to post what reads like a mashup of a sponsor’s ad and someone’s 6th grade book report on testosterone. Im not at all sure why.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


DJExile posted:

https://awfulannouncing.com/sports/role-testosterone-professional-sports.html

Awful Announcing decided to post what reads like a mashup of a sponsor’s ad and someone’s 6th grade book report on testosterone. Im not at all sure why.

For a bribe, I'd presume.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


The Caleb Martin Series, Boston's Demise, and Jaylen Brown's Future with Bill's Dad

InsensitiveSeaBass
Apr 1, 2008

You're entering a realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster... The second one. Prepare to enter The Scary Door.
Nap Ghost

DJExile posted:

https://awfulannouncing.com/sports/role-testosterone-professional-sports.html

Awful Announcing decided to post what reads like a mashup of a sponsor’s ad and someone’s 6th grade book report on testosterone. Im not at all sure why.

It's been nuked. Dunno why you'd do SponCon when your page is 75% ads anyway.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/laurawags/status/1663564189833523200

Beef Of Ages
Jan 11, 2003

Your dumb is leaking.
Sucks that Wags is leaving, but I understand her rationale; she needs the backing of a larger shop to do what she's best at.

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



I don't know if this is a stylistic choice I'm simply too old to get or if sped up Xavier: Renegade Angel is like an AI generated tiktok trend now or if this is just the end result of endless layoffs

https://twitter.com/SportsCenter/status/1664271081161764865

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