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I pumped I jumped and I ran and now the won't let me back What the gently caress but guess what the still charging me that $10 a month Okay the gist of what I did was come in with a gallon water bottle, then I argued with a staff member who was complaining about me being a hunk or a chunk or Donald punk and I do t loving get it. I didn't do a goddamn thing.
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No more free pizza on Fridays. At the gym.
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May 26, 2023 05:15
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Wait what Are you loving SERIOUS?
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May 26, 2023 05:17
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:Wait what I know that's an actual sign in Planet Fitnesses, but I don't remember the gallon jug part, just the weights and tank top part.
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May 26, 2023 05:20
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OP, tell them you need all that water because you have diabetes and they are discriminating.
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May 26, 2023 05:20
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:Wait what Yeah, you're not allowed to exercise at Planet Fitness or something.
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May 26, 2023 05:22
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Been thinking about renewing my membership for planet fitness recently
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May 26, 2023 05:22
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:Wait what Sorry, hate for you to find out this way but you're a LUNK
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May 26, 2023 05:25
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PLANET SHITNESS
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May 26, 2023 05:29
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you gotta bust through the walls and show them whose boss https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YRqI7JuZO8
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May 26, 2023 05:29
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Rick sounds cool as poo poo
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May 26, 2023 05:40
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Scc-wqWuWe4
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May 26, 2023 05:42
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Milo and POTUS posted:Rick sounds cool as poo poo Rick is gonna be scoring while the guy who made that sign is busy working on his manifesto about chads and femoids
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May 26, 2023 05:43
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Ask if they can fitness dick in their mouth (they can't because of all the pizza)
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May 26, 2023 05:45
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I just enjoyed it because it gave me a safe space to work out without fear of critisim. I've lost 80 lbs in the last year and part of that is just a nice easy bike session after work to clear my head . These people saw me drop the pounds and would ask me "ohhh how many lbs now???" And now I feel out. And completely empty knowing I can't go and dk my rides. Like what the gently caress do I even do. I'd never met the person who banned me and I was just idk coming down off of a hard loving day and didn't really want to be bothered. I wasn't an asshoe j was just like 'uhh why is my gallon of water making you so upset like I am seriously dehydratee rn I can tell my moods off" Ivw just been sitting at home wondering what I did. Is there really a loving rule against having a gallon of god drat water? I'm calling whatever Karen hotline I have to call to get unbanned tomorrow. loving bullshit. I need to get high before I talk to these people so I don't permanently ruin my chances Like idk I have stationary bike at home but it just felt more encouraging to hit the gym, have a shower etc and be away from my fridge. What the gently caress man I could cry right now.
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May 26, 2023 05:48
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The trick is to treat it like a pizza club. 10 dollars for unlimited pizzas on one day a week
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May 26, 2023 05:50
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hey buddy congrats on losing 80 lbs. That's really impressive. You didn't do anything wrong and you're gonna keep improving yourself whether or not PF let's you back in. Don't let it make you feel bad that they have the most gimmicky bullshit policy
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May 26, 2023 05:52
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Donald punk
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May 26, 2023 06:16
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next time bring two half gallon water bottles nothing they can do about that
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May 26, 2023 06:22
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I think it's important that anybody dumb enough to spend their time going all the way to a gym to get fit is bullied and mocked. Sit your rear end down and play videogames or post, or masturbate, or anything for fucks sake. Anyway should I get a Skierg?
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May 26, 2023 06:22
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They probably thought you were getting in shape for sex and like, not for utility. 
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May 26, 2023 06:50
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Fitness pizza n 2 ma mouf
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May 26, 2023 06:50
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Fitnna put all the pizza n 2 my mouf
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May 26, 2023 06:51
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All pizza 2 scroto All glory 2 scroto
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May 26, 2023 06:52
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Weights clang, women scream. Men gnash their teeth. In a corner you can hear an unsupervised child gasp. "All pizza to scroto", a murmer in the crowd is muttered. "Yes. All pizza to him", the crowd ungulates That pizza will be mine It will go forth Into my mouf
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May 26, 2023 06:55
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Will ppl deliver pizzas to planet fitness or does that trigger some kind of ethics alarm? 
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May 26, 2023 06:56
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Nooner posted:Been thinking about renewing my membership for planet fitness recently Is it dirty? Seems like it'd be dirty
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May 26, 2023 06:57
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Wars are fought. Fortunes are gained and then lost. Tides shift. Governments rise and then fall. Planet Fitness changes its name. It wins the franchise wars. A little while later andy loses woody into a claw machine. None of this matters. The pizza calls. Into my mouf
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May 26, 2023 06:58
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before COVID i would drive after work (every day) to a gym to get physical activity but now I work from home in teh city where i can walk and bike places and dont have to go to a gym because i do all my exercise outside IN THESE STREETS and then use that gym money to buy cool poo poo basically what im saying is if u live in the Burbs u can suck my dick
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May 26, 2023 07:01
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They just called you a lunk and kicked you out with no explanation huh. That's cold
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Jesus loving Christ remind me to never loving go to Planet Fitness ever. The only things that should be on that list are judging and wearing tank tops, and that second one is only because I just personally hate it when guys wear tank tops at all (and because doing certain lifts in a tank top can be really unsafe due to there being more sweaty skin contact and less friction between you and the bar). Grunting and dropping weights are just unavoidable parts of weightlifting; sometimes you HAVE to drop a weight or grunt to perform a particularly heavy rep. And the water jug thing is just loving stupid as poo poo altogether. I drink from a gallon water jug at my gym all the loving time and I can't think of ANY reason why anyone else should give one single gently caress. gently caress whoever wrote this.
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If your penis has any kind of biological response to anything they shut down all the machines and lower the lights and spotlight your crotch and back you into a corner and dump ice cold water on you until you got a little button penis but like, they’re still gonna take your membership fee. You gotta be some kind of freak to get kicked out of there. 
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May 26, 2023 07:06
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I. M. Gei posted:Jesus loving Christ remind me to never loving go to Planet Fitness ever. You're talking about the corporate policy of a gym that orders pizza for its customers
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May 26, 2023 07:13
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sorry dude, sounds to me someone at planet fitness is jealous of your progress
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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:Weights clang, women scream. Men gnash their teeth. In a corner you can hear an unsupervised child gasp. OP should go back to that Planet Fitness with like 15 extra large pizzas and just pig the gently caress out on them in front of God and everyone. Just shovel as much of that poo poo into his face as he can, making loud rear end eating noises and going "MMMMM" like he's having a fuckin orgasm like that one movie character I can't remember the name of, chewing with his mouth open... just get completely fuckin obnoxious with it. And then when he can't eat any more, just leave the rest of the pizza there for everyone else to eat and walk out.
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I. M. Gei posted:Jesus loving Christ remind me to never loving go to Planet Fitness ever. Maybe don't grab something so heavy if you're going to drop it and grunt? Yeah? Did you think about that? No? Yeah that's not surprising. *slams lunk alarm button*
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listen Planet Fitness, I work out like a man, not a little bitch, and sometimes i have to grunt really loudly or slam my weights down hard and dangerously because I'm here to annoy the hell out of everyone and get some real fuckin gains while performing particularly heavy reps
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I. M. Gei posted:judging I. M. Gei posted:I just personally hate it when guys wear tank tops at all
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I. M. Gei posted:OP should go back to that Planet Fitness with like 15 extra large pizzas and just pig the gently caress out on them in front of God and everyone. Just shovel as much of that poo poo into his face as he can, making loud rear end eating noises and going "MMMMM" like he's having a fuckin orgasm like that one movie character I can't remember the name of, chewing with his mouth open... just get completely fuckin obnoxious with it. And then when he can't eat any more, just leave the rest of the pizza there for everyone else to eat and walk out. But the question here is what do we dont know the OP should do after that
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