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Elon musk's diver assistance hotline, hello pedo guy, how can we help you today?
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FAUXTON posted:Elon musk's diver assistance hotline, hello pedo guy, how can we help you today? it actually just plays a fart sound and hangs up
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:it actually just plays a fart sound and hangs up it could play a fart and hanging up sound as an answering machine, then claim later that nobody left messages* * messages were lost because every last message overwrote the previous
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May 28, 2023 13:12
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FAUXTON posted:Elon musk's diver assistance It's just a series of tubes
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May 28, 2023 14:11
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Xakura posted:It's just a series of tubes with elon it's a series of rubes
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May 28, 2023 14:14
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hyperloop: tubes for rubes
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FAUXTON posted:with elon it's a series of rubes Since this is the joke explaining thread, Elon's diver assistance is a metal tube (with an ipod in it) FAUXTON posted:Elon musk's diver assistance
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May 28, 2023 15:03
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FAUXTON posted:with elon it's a series of rubes literally anyone who invests in the initial round in an elon enterprise then
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May 28, 2023 15:07
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full self-diving
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Chris Knight posted:full self-diving "Nobody said anything about resurfacing!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣" - Musk, probably
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May 28, 2023 16:23
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“We *def* don't recommended this, but Model S sinks well enough to turn it into a submarine for short periods of time. Add buoyancy using gas from lithium fires.”
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May 28, 2023 16:35
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Eeyo posted:“We *def* don't recommended this, but Model S sinks well enough to turn it into a submarine for short periods of time. Add buoyancy using gas from lithium fires.” thrust via head rotation
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Chris Knight posted:full self-diving more like full self drowning
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May 28, 2023 17:32
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Xakura posted:Since this is the joke explaining thread, Elon's diver assistance is a metal tube (with an ipod in it) any diver seeking assistance from elon musk is by definition a rube and also absolutely guaranteed to drown
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May 28, 2023 17:38
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mr Scoop posted:hyperloop: tubes for rubes
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May 28, 2023 18:02
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FAUXTON posted:with elon it's a series of rubes
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May 28, 2023 18:27
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https://twitter.com/TRHLofficial/status/1662589467809529856 elon called this tweet accurate.
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me, reading this thread without my glasses: hang on, a redheaded librarian? let's hold off and see what she has to say
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May 29, 2023 05:55
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hold up just going to check my woke credit score before I borrow some woke to turn some frogs gay
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May 29, 2023 07:04
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credit queerma dot com
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Dijkstracula posted:me, reading this thread without my glasses: hang on, a redheaded librarian? let's hold off and see what she has to say I don’t really get her whole shtick, but is she thriving on being a redhead? Or is it the combination of her being a woman as well? Have never heard of her before all this
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lol https://twitter.com/TRHLofficial/status/1662592085092909058?t=TJo_Ezk81tLtJlBrU2-B-A&s=19 "Accurate" indeed
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'Jew Hunter' raises a good point though
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Tayter Swift posted:credit queerma dot com wait, what union???
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:lol https://twitter.com/TRHLofficial/status/1662927921722408961 Fascism isn't when you have a nationalistic, authoritarian government (violently) enforcing traditionalism and blaming society's ills on a minority. It's when an organization ranks how progressive they think companies are. 
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May 29, 2023 13:19
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libertarians are children which explains why felonmusk is so interested
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lmao noted woke individuals Benito Mussolini and Franco - say what you like about them but they made the trains gay!
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:lmao noted woke individuals Benito Mussolini and Franco - say what you like about them but they made the trains gay! mussolini was huge into renewability via biofuels. remember, he made the trains run on thyme.
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did you know? if you write „musk hid the facts” in a notepad and save it with ansi encoding, the output will be censored
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Beeftweeter posted:dire that first tweet, loving lmao  staggering levels of irony and a failure of self-awareness. it's funny as well because that is exactly what someone who is incompetent and actively sabotaging things would post.
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why would he need to do that when Tesla is on pace for 10 trillion dollars in revenue by 2030 https://twitter.com/CathieDWood/status/1663268292729946132?s=20
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is there a jim cramer fund corollary for cathie wood? just doing literally the opposite of whatever her fund invests in?
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I thought "who is this crazy person?" And then I saw "ARKInvest" and lol now i remember
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:I thought "who is this crazy person?" And then I saw "ARKInvest" and lol now i remember they invested heavily in nvidia but dumped it all just before the ai bubble caused it to explode in value mmm yes, tsla, they're the ones who will do well out of ai. so obvious
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Chalks posted:they invested heavily in nvidia but dumped it all just before the ai bubble caused it to explode in value
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Luigi Thirty posted:why would he need to do that when Tesla is on pace for 10 trillion dollars in revenue by 2030 uh huh. which breakthroughs cathie
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