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Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001

...! posted:

it did completely obliterate porn within the uk tho
not according to the last few taxis I got into

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njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


...! posted:

it did completely obliterate porn within the uk tho

does bitcoin fix this?

Grace Baiting
Jul 20, 2012

Audi famam illius;
Cucurrit quaeque
Tetigit destruens.



njsykora posted:

does bitcoin fix this?

without a doubt

trucutru
Jul 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

...! posted:

hello, i would like to buy five porns please

How many porns can you buy for a quid?

And for a butt?

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



has anyone said poundcoin yet?

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar
porn on the cobcoin

Jean-Paul Shartre
Jan 16, 2015

this sentence no verb


njsykora posted:

does bitcoin fix this?

"Oh, sorry, after gas fees you only get the first seven minutes where they're still pretending it's a pizza delivery."

Deep Dish Fuckfest
Sep 6, 2006

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Toilet Rascal
i'm still sad the uk porn thing didn't go any further than it did, because i would have liked to see what design they'd have settled on for the vouchers. extremely plain single color ticket to make you feel the weight of your loose morals, or full-on banknote with watermarks and holograms and the queen looking at you sternly to discourage counterfeiting? the world will never know

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:

i'm still sad the uk porn thing didn't go any further than it did, because i would have liked to see what design they'd have settled on for the vouchers. extremely plain single color ticket to make you feel the weight of your loose morals, or full-on banknote with watermarks and holograms and the queen looking at you sternly to discourage counterfeiting? the world will never know

have each porn company come out with their own kinda like cigarette companies did

like imagine this but it's ron jeremy:



i mean yeah that was a rewards program not a voucher that let you buy cigarettes but you get the idea

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
lol even warhammer makes fun of bitcoin
(there's a regular preview article called The Rumour Engine that shows off little bits of unannounced models.

https://www.warhammer-community.com/2023/05/02/the-rumour-engine-2nd-of-may-2023/ posted:

We think we’ve found a way of getting a clearer image from the rumour engine. Some shadowy acolyte we met on the way to the kitchen introduced us to a brilliant idea: the RumourChain. Apparently, for the small consideration of our mortal soul, we can induce the Rumour Engine to manifest an image that can only be associated with one specific future miniature lodged on the Rumour Ledger. This faintly smouldering robed figure referred to them as Non-Replicable Generations. We’re all in!

https://www.warhammer-community.com/2023/05/09/the-rumour-engine-9th-of-may-2023/ posted:

Okay, take two of our new-fangled method of capitalising on the Rumour Engine. These Non-Replicable Generations won’t just generate themselves. So after convincing a swathe of the Rumour Engine neophytes to donate their own eternal souls to this mysterious new method of pictographic conjuration, it’s time for another try…

https://www.warhammer-community.com/2023/05/16/the-rumour-engine-16th-of-may-2023/ posted:

This is it. We’re on the up and up. The Rumour Engine is cranking out new visions at a never-before-seen rate. Are we run ragged trying to get more people into our pyramid to pledge perpetual peonage to the Rumour Chain? Absolutely, but with the output filling out wallet after wallet with Non-Replicable Generations, we’re sorted for rumours for life! This is completely sustainable! Here comes another one!

https://www.warhammer-community.com/2023/05/23/the-rumour-engine-23rd-of-may-2023/ posted:

Can’t talk! Need to quantify the rapidly increasing mountain of Non-Replicable Generations! Old catalogue system overrun! Need more souls! More rumours! More images! Unending! Infinite! The pile will grow! Blot out the sun! Become all! Become you! In the grim darkness of the far future, there are only rumours and engines!

https://www.warhammer-community.com/2023/05/30/the-rumour-engine-30th-may-2023/ posted:

All our rumours, gone! As is so often the case in hindsight, it turns out that the RumourChain was actually some kind of daemonic ponzi scheme. We’ve been duped again – and were no more than a cog in this infinite, grinding machine.

Deep Dish Fuckfest
Sep 6, 2006

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Toilet Rascal
tzeentch must be running out of ideas if that's the best he can come up with these days

then again if it works it works

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
is this a "warhammer"?

Grace Baiting
Jul 20, 2012

Audi famam illius;
Cucurrit quaeque
Tetigit destruens.



Shame Boy posted:

have each porn company come out with their own kinda like cigarette companies did

like imagine this but it's ron jeremy:



i mean yeah that was a rewards program not a voucher that let you buy cigarettes but you get the idea

nft's butt for porn, you say

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
in the grim dorkness of the future there are only nfts

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

SEC’s taking a big steaming dump on binance

https://twitter.com/TheStalwart/status/1665755220175978496?s=20

Blotto_Otter
Aug 16, 2013


Luigi Thirty posted:

SEC’s taking a big steaming dump on binance

hey users, check out this one weird trick the sec doesn’t want you to know about : vpn’s!

https://twitter.com/cooperlund/status/1665745828001075200

Blotto_Otter
Aug 16, 2013


market reaction to the breaking news that CZ's organization was only slightly less thorough at documenting their own crimes than SBF's organization
https://twitter.com/davidgerard/status/1665752145184927744

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar

our crimes, bro

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

that day, sam bankman-fried felt a great disturbance in the force

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

that day, sam bankman-fried felt a great disturbance in the force

wait....we're trying to keep compliant, why are we doing that we could be doing so many more crimes!!

Grace Baiting
Jul 20, 2012

Audi famam illius;
Cucurrit quaeque
Tetigit destruens.



crime is money

drk
Jan 16, 2005

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

that day, sam bankman-fried felt a great disturbance in the force

dont worry, sam gets a guest appearance



(sigma chain is one of cz's companies)

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN
lol if it turns out cz was doing the exact same thing sbf was

Cybernetic Vermin
Apr 18, 2005

Beeftweeter posted:

lol if it turns out cz was doing the exact same thing sbf was

crypto? pretty sure we knew that already

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
just imagine how many shrimp he was eating a day, might have to be measured in shrimp/hour

Cantorsdust
Aug 10, 2008

Infinitely many points, but zero length.

is that too long to become the title?

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Cantorsdust posted:

is that too long to become the title?

yes, unless we lose "buttcoin: " :(

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


:dukedog:
Offensive Clock
lose the "operating as"

drk
Jan 16, 2005
buttcoin: fking unlicensed securities in the USA bro

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
buttcoining as a fking unlicensed securities in the USA bro

ellie the beep
Jun 15, 2007

Vaginas, my subject.
Plane hulls, my medium.

Beeftweeter posted:

lol if it turns out cz was doing the exact same thing sbf was

they were literally in a signal groupchat together with the ceos of other exchanges and they called the channel 'exchange coordination'

i think its a fair conclusion

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

drk posted:

buttcoin: fking unlicensed securities in the USA bro

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

just doing live chats with my pals, eating shrimp by the handful while deciding how to control the bitcoin economy

EricBauman
Nov 30, 2005

DOLF IS RECHTVAARDIG
i think cz may have said "its crypto, of course were all trying to gently caress each other" to the ceo group, and sam took it the wrong way and ended up with a polycule

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Blotto_Otter posted:

hey users, check out this one weird trick the sec doesn’t want you to know about : vpn’s!

https://twitter.com/cooperlund/status/1665745828001075200

Talk about mycrimes.txt

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
bitcoin exchanges really should do all their work verbally at this point:thunk:

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Boxturret posted:

bitcoin exchanges really should do all their work verbally at this point:thunk:

mycrimes.wav

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
sbf, speaking in a falsetto voice he was clearly not using before the call recording was played, "You can't prove that was me, it doesn't even sound like me!"

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



https://twitter.com/DefiSquared/status/1665772137829875713?s=20

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gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Boxturret posted:

sbf, speaking in a falsetto voice he was clearly not using before the call recording was played, "You can't prove that was me, it doesn't even sound like me!"

"Is that Elizabeth Holmes?"

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