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Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...



incoherent posted:

remember when PWA were going to be a thing?

I have to deal with it every day, they fired our iOS and Android devs. None of our customers understand what to do when we ask them to use the "app"

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incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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I am very anti doing any audio signal fuckery in phone.

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
Let's go to the abyss!
One hour down. Have we seen anything exciting yet?

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.
I choose to believe this is what it is actually like to take a stroll around Apple Park.

Baronash
Feb 29, 2012

So what do you want to be called?

Hughmoris posted:

One hour down. Have we seen anything exciting yet?

A really, really big Mac Studio

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Baronash posted:

A really, really expensive Mac Studio

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
Let's go to the abyss!

Baronash posted:

A really, really big Mac Studio

Which, according to one goon, can't fit into a backpack to server as a portable base for the headset. :mad:

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





if Siri can't let me add 2 minutes to the current timer i'm going to... yell at siri a lot. that's it.

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

hotels have the most hideous unchangeable tv picture settings

incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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Three Olives posted:

I choose to believe this is what it is actually like to take a stroll around Apple Park.

Hover-overs pics always make it look desolated as all hell.

Probably because everyone rioted to work from home.

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Hughmoris posted:

One hour down. Have we seen anything exciting yet?

You can type "gently caress" now.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
Playing extremely loud horse breeding instructional videos on the hotel lobby airplay enabled tv.

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




No passengers in the car you can fuckoff with your Shareplay. If I'm driving I dictate what's being played.

incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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Siri, add cantina theme to playlist.

Kirios posted:

No passengers in the car you can fuckoff with your Shareplay. If I'm driving I dictate what's being played.

this is anti pass the aux cord car my dudes.

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

why cant trillion dollar tech companies make those face things look better nintendo miis

Baronash
Feb 29, 2012

So what do you want to be called?
Forget what I said. Dinging the Siri Remote is the greatest feature Apple has introduced in years.

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


(On a first date)

Every speaker in the house blasts ASMR frogs blowing eachother

Siri: bedtime for baby who's a little weak baby

Lights go down and a slideshow of frogs plays on the TV and ipad

Date: wait you do frogblast nite nite too?!

smackfu
Jun 7, 2004

If the remote had the hardware to be found why did it take so long to add the software support??????

GoatSeeGuy
Dec 26, 2003

What if Jerome Walton made me a champion?


Kirios posted:

No passengers in the car you can fuckoff with your Shareplay. If I'm driving I dictate what's being played.

Hmm, how many cars in bluetooth range will have this enabled in a Traffic Jam?

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




GoatSeeGuy posted:

Hmm, how many cars in bluetooth range will have this enabled in a Traffic Jam?

Rickrolling people around me in bumper to bumper traffic? Hmm, you've sold me on this idea.

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
This poo poo is gonna be great when we all are hiding from bird flu next year.

incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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Apple could have sold 12 billion apple tvs if they just loving supported standard usb-c webcams.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
I love Kevin Lynch.

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!

incoherent posted:

Apple could have sold 12 billion apple tvs if they just loving supported standard usb-c webcams.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
They need to release an AppleTV with HDMI pass through so my nephews and I can play switch games together.

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Oh hey Apple's second best current product - the Watch.

incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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Jose Oquendo posted:

I love Kevin Lynch.

If the riddler got out of jail and rebooted his life in silicon valley.

Combat Pretzel
Jun 23, 2004

No, seriously... what kurds?!
Hope there isn't any new ML based state estimation of my health. Because that'd get me to try the beta.

Combat Pretzel
Jun 23, 2004

No, seriously... what kurds?!
lol they featured the big world clock complication. Bold move, considering it's been broken since WatchOS 9.0.

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!
widgets

widgets everywhere

push the widget button

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Huh...I actually really like this.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Man stop saying everything is "machine learning"

We used to call that "using data"

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.
Why are they demoing this on the poverty spec watch?

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!
the theme of todays wwdc is widgets

GoatSeeGuy
Dec 26, 2003

What if Jerome Walton made me a champion?


watchOS 10- You're still going to be using Modular and we think you're stuck with i.....gonna love it!

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
That is a good feature since this is how I try to do it anyway then I remember it doesn't work like that.

Hughmoris
Apr 21, 2007
Let's go to the abyss!
Who the hell cares what the time is in Sydney

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

One of these days I'll get an Apple Watch. Having the weather forecast on my wrist sounds pretty neat.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Three Olives posted:

Why are they demoing this on the poverty spec watch?

True. No big orange button no deal.

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buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord

SLOSifl posted:

(On a first date)

Every speaker in the house blasts ASMR frogs blowing eachother

Siri: bedtime for baby who's a little weak baby

Lights go down and a slideshow of frogs plays on the TV and ipad

Date: wait you do frogblast nite nite too?!

This is why I have been on this site for 13 years.

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