Apple WWDC 6.5.23 Event Thread

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incoherent: Apr 24, 2004; 01010100011010000111001
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buglord posted:

$2999 dollars

No wireless. Less space than a iPhone 14 pro. Lame.

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triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

no one wants or can afford this poo poo

# ? Jun 5, 2023 19:24

Pakistani Brad Pitt: Nov 28, 2004; Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...

Well no one is going to creep on girls at the bar with this on at least.

# ? Jun 5, 2023 19:25

Astro7x: Aug 4, 2004; Thinks It's All Real

Jose Oquendo posted:

it's not 100% wireless?

USB-C to a battery pack that you can swap out.

Edit: Not you, but I can already tell people are going to be triggered by a wire.

# ? Jun 5, 2023 19:25

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

have you ever just tried looking outside to see the weather

# ? Jun 5, 2023 19:25

FlapYoJacks: Feb 12, 2009

iPad and iPhoneOS: Get the screen away from your face

VisionPro: LCD screen go Brrrrr

# ? Jun 5, 2023 19:25

Mia Wasikowska: Oct 7, 2006

its for devs not normal people i think?

# ? Jun 5, 2023 19:25

Hughmoris: Apr 21, 2007; Let's go to the abyss!

Wait. There isn't a display? Its see thru?

# ? Jun 5, 2023 19:25

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

Mia Wasikowska posted:

its for devs not normal people i think?

then why release it

# ? Jun 5, 2023 19:26

Three Olives: Apr 10, 2005; Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.

Does it have widgets?

# ? Jun 5, 2023 19:26

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

the Apple Butt  :butt:

# ? Jun 5, 2023 19:26

Pakistani Brad Pitt: Nov 28, 2004; Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...

triple sulk posted:

no one wants or can afford this poo poo

I want it if it can use face ID to identify people I've met once and remind me of their names (and when they can shrink it into a glasses frame that I can wear in public)

# ? Jun 5, 2023 19:26

badjohny: Oct 6, 2005

Hughmoris posted:

Wait. There isn't a display? Its see thru?

AR like the Microsoft halo thing.

# ? Jun 5, 2023 19:26

FlapYoJacks: Feb 12, 2009

Did you guys not read anything about this headset before WWDC? Every news outlet has had the deets on this thing for weeks now.

# ? Jun 5, 2023 19:27

Hughmoris: Apr 21, 2007; Let's go to the abyss!

badjohny posted:

AR like the Microsoft halo thing.

Apple Health, I want to self immolate

# ? Jun 5, 2023 19:27

ChadSexington: Aug 12, 2004; I am so not competitive. In fact, I am the least non-competitive. So I win.

Getting some hard Black Mirror vibes right now.

# ? Jun 5, 2023 19:27

Astro7x: Aug 4, 2004; Thinks It's All Real

Apple: We've just launched a new feature that tracks how close the iPad is to your eyes, and encourage you to put more distance between you and your device.

Also Apple: Here are some screens we are going to strap to your face an inch or two away from your eyes.

# ? Jun 5, 2023 19:27

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

This is reminding me of the parlor walls from Fahrenheit 451 lol

# ? Jun 5, 2023 19:27

incoherent: Apr 24, 2004; 01010100011010000111001
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Three Olives posted:

Does it have widgets?

Buddy, it's nothing BUT widgets. All AR too. So you can leave your AR tickets in a drawer and forget them at home.

# ? Jun 5, 2023 19:27

Pakistani Brad Pitt: Nov 28, 2004; Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...

Pakistani Brad Pitt posted:

I want it if it can use face ID to identify people I've met once and remind me of their names (and when they can shrink it into a glasses frame that I can wear in public)

I sure as hell don't want it to watch Ted Lasso

# ? Jun 5, 2023 19:27

Mia Wasikowska: Oct 7, 2006

triple sulk posted:

then why release it

i dunno, get press?

i mean itll probably suck! im not saying it wont

# ? Jun 5, 2023 19:27

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

This is like an upscaled version of the ways I use VR (giant desktop, Google Maps, movies) but I don't really feel like it was good use of money and it surely is going to be like at least 1/2 of what this thing costs..

# ? Jun 5, 2023 19:27

Three Olives: Apr 10, 2005; Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.

This doesn't seem dystopian at all.

# ? Jun 5, 2023 19:28

Hughmoris: Apr 21, 2007; Let's go to the abyss!

I wanted a kickass immersive VR experience. :mad:

# ? Jun 5, 2023 19:28

Kirios: Jan 26, 2010

Content creators are gonna have a field day with this

# ? Jun 5, 2023 19:28

Hughmoris: Apr 21, 2007; Let's go to the abyss!

LOL can you imagine staring at someone wearing that

# ? Jun 5, 2023 19:28

badjohny: Oct 6, 2005

It could support all iOS apps as if they were on a huge screen floating in front of you? maybe huge movie screen to watch movies?

# ? Jun 5, 2023 19:29

hatty: Feb 28, 2011; Pork Pro

Minority report iron man nonsense

# ? Jun 5, 2023 19:29

Baronash: Feb 29, 2012; So what do you want to be called?

Eyesight is horrifying

# ? Jun 5, 2023 19:29

Doctor Skeleton: Nov 15, 2003

This is going to be great in my featureless room

# ? Jun 5, 2023 19:29

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

lol holy poo poo, eye passthru

# ? Jun 5, 2023 19:29

Pakistani Brad Pitt: Nov 28, 2004; Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...

iSight

# ? Jun 5, 2023 19:29

Jose Oquendo: Jun 20, 2004; Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

that eyesight thing made me laugh pretty hard.

# ? Jun 5, 2023 19:29

Hughmoris: Apr 21, 2007; Let's go to the abyss!

Jose Oquendo posted:

that eyesight thing made me laugh pretty hard.

poo poo looks nightmarish

# ? Jun 5, 2023 19:29

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

This feels like a parody.

# ? Jun 5, 2023 19:29

teagone: Jun 10, 2003; That was pretty intense, huh?

Jose Oquendo posted:

that eyesight thing made me laugh pretty hard.

Same lol, poo poo looks goofy af.

# ? Jun 5, 2023 19:29

incoherent: Apr 24, 2004; 01010100011010000111001
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Three Olives posted:

This doesn't seem dystopian at all.

In fact, its a Brave New World.

# ? Jun 5, 2023 19:29

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.