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Chief McHeath posted:only do deadlift squat and bench everything else is worthless isolation exercises serve no purpose except for idiots, idiot!!!! *chugs milk* *Hank Hill explains to the kids that all exercises are good and that it's really about having a game plan and sticking to it*
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*nobody gives a poo poo*
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Nooner posted:Goddamn you passed up on getting paid to drown in cougar pussy, way to go
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single women in their 40s and 50s who like Coldplay and are visiting a gym during the graveyard shift are probably scarier than an actual cougar
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:single women in their 40s and 50s who like Coldplay and are visiting a gym during the graveyard shift are probably scarier than an actual cougar either that or they work in healthcare which could actually be even worse than a real cougar
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Nooner posted:Goddamn you passed up on getting paid to drown in cougar pussy, way to go yeah i was bummed otoh, i dont think that those women were likely to be frequenting the gym between 10pm and 6am but 
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Gang Tag Update: this poo poo is making my head hurt. So my goal is to make a tag in one of 3 different styles: 1. Top half of the sign with "LUNK ALARM" and the siren both visible, but the words and everything below the siren cropped out, e.g.  -OR- 2. The entire sign, LUNK definition and all (I feel like this one is a little much, but others may disagree), e.g.  -OR- 3. The entire sign but with the LUNK definition omitted and the words "LUNK ALARM" above and below the siren, like in the gif Nooner posted earlier (this one is my favorite option), e.g. https://i.imgur.com/GJHUehH.gifv The problem is I'm having trouble finding a good starter image. I want the tag to show the entire sign, gear teeth and all, centered and unobstructed and without anything hosed up in it, and the hits I'm getting from GIS all have some kind of fuckup or another. There are a bunch of images that are CLOSE, but none of the ones I've found so far check off every box on the list. Like the gif Nooner posted doesn't show the top or bottom gear teeth. And stuff like this  shows the whole sign (minus the siren which I can add in myself), but the top teeth are all jagged and hosed and I don't know how to crop them to look even. And this  would be perfect if it didn't have that loving watermark on it.  (also the top teeth are slightly shaved off but the rest of it is good enough that I'm not worried about that)This one is probably the closest match I've found so far.  The colors are a little washed out and parts of it are kinda blurry, but maybe those things are fixable? I'm not really sure how to fix them though; if any of y'all know how to brighten something like this up, then I'm all ears. Also if I wanna do something like Option 3 with LUNK ALARM above and below the light (which I'd really like to do if I can), then I'll likely need to convert a photo into a clean digital image that I can Photoshop easily, without irl shadows and lighting and poo poo making things harder. The last time I did anything like that was more than 10 years ago with Adobe Illustrator (is that even still a thing?); I'm not really sure how to go about it now although I'm sure it can't be too hard with the right tools. Probably the easiest way to do this would be to start with a blank sign with the colors and graphics but no writing on it and then add in the "LUNK ALARM" text myself... but to do that I'd have to either start with a really smooth image and Shop out all the text on it, or find a no-text LUNK ALARM sign image that may or may not exist. I guess what I'm saying is, I really want to make this gang tag, but are there any goons out there with graphic design knowledge who can help me make it look pretty? 
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Honestly I like the first image just as. It's plain, simple, and gets the point across just like a Lunk.
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Pan and scan, brother
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My gym has wisely installed mirrors between the two deadlift stations facing each other. Only a tiny bit disappointing because I can't gaze into the eyes of the homie across from me.
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I would kill for a side mirror in my gym so people could properly check their form while doing squats deadlifts
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Whenever I see an apple product I wish I could hit the *Junk alarm*
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why is the size of the drink an issue idgi?
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:Whenever I see an apple product I wish I could hit the *Junk alarm* based post
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:based post
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Mr.Acula posted:why is the size of the drink an issue idgi? lunk detected
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Mr.Acula posted:why is the size of the drink an issue idgi? if you're not careful setting it down, it'll set off the alarm
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Mr.Acula posted:why is the size of the drink an issue idgi? planet fitness is owned by a man named chris rondeau, so obviously its because he has french ancestry and prefers the metric system. bringing in a us gallon of water is clearly intended to insult him, when you could just as easily be drinking a liter of water.
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Jun 5, 2023 18:09
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mais monseiur, this jug is clearly labelled 4 liters.
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clean ayers act posted:i once interviewed for a job at the planet fitness near my college. they needed an overnight front desk person and i was already working a lovely overnight job unloading trucks for a department store so it sounded a lot easier You gotta be super gooney to fail a planet fitness interview for the graveyard shift, lol. Did you show up early and suck down a cig while walking on the treadmill?
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Flowers for QAnon posted:You gotta be super gooney to fail a planet fitness interview for the graveyard shift, lol. Did you show up early and suck down a cig while walking on the treadmill? that would've increased the likelihood of a job offer, so probably not
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Mr.Acula posted:why is the size of the drink an issue idgi? Lunks eat creatine and protein powder all the time which destroys their kidneys and this make makes them drink a lot of water. A grown adult lunk can consume several gallons of water per day
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My water thing isnt thaaaat big but it wont fit in a cup holder
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fuckin hate lunks 
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I drink my water from a gravy shaker. I bought it for $2 from dollarama to use for protein shakes but I've since given up on protein shakes still use it for water.
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:fuckin hate lunks this is a judgement free zone pal
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Lunks are the chuds of the gym world
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Whose lunkin?
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Smugworth posted:Lunks are the chuds of the gym world Pretty sure the Venn diagram is a circle
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GABA ghoul posted:A grown adult lunk can consume several gallons of water per day I'm a lunk!
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My stepdad calls me a lunk of poo poo when he mad
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Why the gently caress do people sign up at these garbage for-profit gyms and not just go to the YMCA?
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YMCA costs like 8 times what Planet Fitness costs.
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cat botherer posted:Why the gently caress do people sign up at these garbage for-profit gyms and not just go to the YMCA?  a month
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sure thats cheap but how many nude old men in the change room wanna tell u about the good ol days w one leg up on the bench
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I can't see needing to drink a whole gallon of water during a workout but the other issue is that folks who bring the gallon jug are the types to just leave their poo poo on equipment they aren't even using.
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Hey man im sorry that happened to you
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Doctor Butts posted:I can't see needing to drink a whole gallon of water during a workout but the other issue is that folks who bring the gallon jug are the types to just leave their poo poo on equipment they aren't even using. ☝️☝️☝️ Amplifying this powerful voice This is now a NO LUNK ZONE 
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when i pick up something and let out a grunt, i am explicitly passing judgement on everybody in a 100' radius
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NO! Cell phones
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