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What's wrong with string tank tops?
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It distracts the boys trying to learn
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Jun 6, 2023 22:57
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Tarkus posted:What's wrong with string tank tops? The lunk defender has logged in
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Jun 6, 2023 23:08
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Lunk free zone? No, string tank tops!
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Jun 6, 2023 23:27
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jokes on them i do deadlifts not dead lifts 
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Jun 6, 2023 23:39
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Does owning a mobile phone make me a lunk? I had always assumed that lunkdom required lifting something heavier than a Samsung Galaxy.
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Jun 7, 2023 00:55
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No but if you go into a planet fitness as an iPhone owner the rube alarm goes off
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Jun 7, 2023 00:57
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So basically show up to our judgement-free zone wearing nothing but a cartoon oak barrel with red suspenders, have literally nothing else on you, and be loving quiet. Because we don’t judge, you see.
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You Are A Elf posted:So basically show up to our judgement-free zone wearing nothing but a cartoon oak barrel with red suspenders, have literally nothing else on you, and be loving quiet. *Taps sign* Smugworth posted:This is now a NO LUNK ZONE
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Jun 7, 2023 01:34
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See a distinct lack of lunk posting lately. Looks like the lunk alarm is working. 
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Jun 7, 2023 20:03
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Smugworth posted:Had a plant-based protein shake and a big bowl tuna after my lunchtime workout.
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Jun 7, 2023 20:05
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Who do you think is keeping all the lunks out
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Jun 7, 2023 20:07
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OP is an illegal alien
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Jun 7, 2023 20:14
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Smugworth posted:See a distinct lack of lunk posting lately. Looks like the lunk alarm is working. I'm working on it! I figured out how to put together the source image for the gang tag. I just haven't had a long enough break in my work schedule to sit down and do it yet. Bossman is checking the GPS they put on my car again, so I gotta spend all day driving around pretending I'm actually busy doing job things, and then after that I go work out at a gym that doesn't suck poo poo like Planet Fitness.
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Jun 7, 2023 20:15
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Smugworth posted:*Taps sign* *eats free pizza quietly*
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Jun 7, 2023 20:20
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Smugworth posted:Who do you think is keeping all the lunks out I'm here to LUNK
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Jun 7, 2023 20:21
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I have asked Seth to put in a request to make me planet fitness IK. All lunks are getting chain probed when it goes through. You have been warned.
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Jun 7, 2023 20:33
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Today at my gym (that allows lunks) the guy who's super loud came beside me to use some equipment. Luckily he never actually did a set.
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Jun 7, 2023 20:36
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Smugworth posted:I have asked Seth to put in a request to make me planet fitness IK. All lunks are getting chain probed when it goes through. You have been warned. lunk more n00b
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Jun 7, 2023 20:38
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Smugworth posted:I have asked Seth to put in a request to make me planet fitness IK. All lunks are getting chain probed when it goes through. You have been warned. hell yes get rid of these freaking lunks man
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Jun 7, 2023 20:46
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Smugworth posted:I have asked Seth to put in a request to make me planet fitness IK. All lunks are getting chain probed when it goes through. You have been warned. You can't stop me wearing jeans and a strappy top with work boots
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Jun 7, 2023 21:03
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Doctor Butts posted:I can't see needing to drink a whole gallon of water during a workout. This guy doesn't creatine
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Jun 7, 2023 21:23
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Lunk's awakening
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Jun 7, 2023 21:23
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Flinger posted:Lunk's awakening his alarm went off
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Jun 7, 2023 21:27
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They banned deadlifts lmao do they even have barbells?
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Jun 7, 2023 21:29
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Poohs Packin posted:They banned deadlifts lmao do they even have barbells? The only free weights they have at a few in my area are dumbbells.
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Jun 7, 2023 21:33
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Flinger posted:Lunk's awakening A Lunk to the Past
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Jun 7, 2023 22:17
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Hey guys, guys. Get this: Planet FATness.
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Jun 7, 2023 22:59
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i'm just a lunka lunka lunka lunka burnin luuuuuunk
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Jun 7, 2023 23:00
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Jun 7, 2023 23:11
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Chief McHeath posted:jokes on them i do deadlifts not dead lifts This anti-necromancer rhetoric is just to distract from the failures of gym management 
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Jun 7, 2023 23:13
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At my gym the main culprits are the broccoli hair teens who just sit around the cable machines talking about zoomer poo poo a lot of them have "JESUS IS THE LIGHT" shirts on and poo poo and are wearing air force ones and spend like 30 minutes working out and 90 minutes chatting about boring rear end minecraft streams or some poo poo
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Jun 7, 2023 23:16
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Alright, that's it...
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Jun 7, 2023 23:56
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eyyyy im lunkin heah
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Jun 8, 2023 01:02
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Y'all should do what I do and use the weight room at your local hospital's fitness/rehab center as your gym. The facilities are good, it's never ever crowded, and it's basically the least judgmental gym environment on earth since most of the people there are 60+ and are too busy trying not to die to give a single poo poo about your goony rear end. Only problem is the hours might suck more than a commercial gym. Mine used to close at like 8:00 PM on weekdays and that was the latest they stayed open; their weekend hours were loving garbage. Getting there early enough to do a full workout after work used to be a BIG problem for me. They just extended their hours so now I can work out as late as I want.
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Jun 8, 2023 01:05
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I. M. Gei posted:Y'all should do what I do and use the weight room at your local hospital's fitness/rehab center as your gym. The facilities are good, it's never ever crowded, and it's basically the least judgmental gym environment on earth since most of the people there are 60+ and are too busy trying not to die to give a single poo poo about your goony rear end. Yeah but am I allowed to deadlift in my GYMSHARK brand razor tank while slamming a full gallon of creatine and whey protein slurry?
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Jun 8, 2023 02:47
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Having an apt gym kicks rear end because nobody but me uses it. I bring headphones in case someone's there before me or shows up midway through a cardio session and I've had to put them in all of twice.
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Jun 8, 2023 04:09
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92 year old with stage 4 lung cancer slowly picking through three reps on a 5lb barbell at the hospital gym
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Jun 8, 2023 05:08
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Oh gently caress yeah don't stop I'm gonna lunk
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Deki posted:Having an apt gym kicks rear end because nobody but me uses it. what if you were there alone and got attacked by some werewolves or something though
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