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And I will not call again.
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The razorback hat lacks the quiet dignity of the cheese wedge.
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# ? Jul 31, 2023 17:06 |
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Now that's the boat they should have carried over the mountain in Fitzcarraldo.
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# ? Jul 31, 2023 18:41 |
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Oh, The Charlie Daniels Band is now The Charles Band.
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# ? Jul 31, 2023 19:07 |
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Man I hope the popcorn bucket will fit a lot of socks, I have too many
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# ? Aug 1, 2023 05:29 |
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Sydney Bottocks posted:The razorback hat lacks the quiet dignity of the cheese wedge. PACKERS WON THE SUPER BOWL!!! Wooooo! PACKERS!!!
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# ? Aug 2, 2023 18:29 |
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packers?
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# ? Aug 2, 2023 19:19 |
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On the wings of a snow white dove, He sends his pure, sweet love... a sign from above! (From up above!)
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# ? Aug 2, 2023 20:29 |
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And goodnight, Tim, where ever you are
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# ? Aug 3, 2023 04:05 |
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Angry_Ed posted:And goodnight, Tim, where ever you are We put Tim in front to absorb the first hail of bullets.
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# ? Aug 3, 2023 04:10 |
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Sydney Bottocks posted:We put Tim in front to absorb the first hail of bullets. "I'M DOCTOR TED NELSON!" [BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM]
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# ? Aug 3, 2023 04:23 |
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Tim had a bladder the size of a thimble.
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# ? Aug 3, 2023 06:01 |
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I'm gonna leave in the first quarter to beat the rush!
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# ? Aug 3, 2023 06:31 |
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Well, no more corn liquor on my Total for breakfast.
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# ? Aug 3, 2023 18:06 |
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Sun's over the yardarm, sir, I've already started drinkin'.
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# ? Aug 3, 2023 18:30 |
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Okay, sniff your arm sweat, calm down.
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# ? Aug 3, 2023 18:38 |
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I can't really quote it but the groans from the guys after the cut to the old farmer getting the poo poo hosed off him
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# ? Aug 5, 2023 01:53 |
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Dr. Jerrold Coe posted:I can't really quote it but the groans from the guys after the cut to the old farmer getting the poo poo hosed off him I read somewhere that one of the MST3K crew (I think it was Bill Corbett) said that they had to edit the scene for the show because the unedited version was far worse than what was aired. And that at least one person had to leave to go puke at some point, when they were screening it.
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# ? Aug 5, 2023 03:50 |
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Sydney Bottocks posted:I read somewhere that one of the MST3K crew (I think it was Bill Corbett) said that they had to edit the scene for the show because the unedited version was far worse than what was aired. And that at least one person had to leave to go puke at some point, when they were screening it. And people want them to do the unedited versions of the movies. Yeek.
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# ? Aug 5, 2023 04:41 |
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Dawgstar posted:And people want them to do the unedited versions of the movies. Yeek. The problem is when they edit out otherwise perfectly riffable material for no particular reason. At The Earth's Core lost the film's best scene: Peter Cushing indignantly declaring "You cannot mesmerize me, I'm British!" Perfect stinger material. It was a minute long and they could've sped up the credits to make room for it if Netflix was breathing down their throat over episode length.
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# ? Aug 5, 2023 07:19 |
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Dawgstar posted:And people want them to do the unedited versions of the movies. Yeek. Old Man Crenshaw After Dark: A Burlesque Experience Unlike Any Other
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# ? Aug 5, 2023 13:09 |
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:The problem is when they edit out otherwise perfectly riffable material for no particular reason. At The Earth's Core lost the film's best scene: Peter Cushing indignantly declaring "You cannot mesmerize me, I'm British!" Perfect stinger material. It was a minute long and they could've sped up the credits to make room for it if Netflix was breathing down their throat over episode length. I prefer to leave these things to the comedy professionals.
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# ? Aug 5, 2023 16:56 |
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A Pack of Kobolds posted:Old Man Crenshaw After Dark: A Burlesque Experience Unlike Any Other Well, he does have some marvelous breasts...
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# ? Aug 5, 2023 17:41 |
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On Letterboxd there are currently 666 reviews of Munchie, and that feels apt as I believe him to be the devil.
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# ? Aug 6, 2023 03:02 |
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Sydney Bottocks posted:Well, he does have some marvelous breasts... From the Royal Academy of Dramatic Arts... Jimmy Clem!
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# ? Aug 6, 2023 13:37 |
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Was there a host segment about 70s kids’ shows with theme songs that explain the premise and backstory in excruciating detail? I kind of remember something like that but I’m not finding anything with google.
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# ? Aug 6, 2023 16:28 |
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What is this logo on Tom's hat?
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# ? Aug 7, 2023 00:39 |
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Mister Kingdom posted:What is this logo on Tom's hat? Tom Servo doesn't wear a hat.
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# ? Aug 7, 2023 00:42 |
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Mister Kingdom posted:What is this logo on Tom's hat? And what kind of cop is Cornjob?
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# ? Aug 7, 2023 01:00 |
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Mister Kingdom posted:What is this logo on Tom's hat? logo of a baseball team that was owned by the president of the movie's production studio at the time https://www.ebay.com/itm/225115348339
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# ? Aug 7, 2023 01:41 |
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Pershing posted:And what kind of cop is Cornjob? One trying to stop all those traffic accidents.
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# ? Aug 7, 2023 01:42 |
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HannibalBarca posted:logo of a baseball team that was owned by the president of the movie's production studio at the time Cool. Thanks.
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# ? Aug 7, 2023 01:53 |
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sshing into the linux server to visit officer cronjob
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# ? Aug 7, 2023 04:00 |
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HannibalBarca posted:logo of a baseball team that was owned by the president of the movie's production studio at the time Man, that is a deep pull. Well done.
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# ? Aug 7, 2023 13:34 |
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I don't know if anyone else has seen this, but the company Deaf Crocodile has put out remastered Blu-rays of Ilya Muromets (The Sword and the Dragon) and Sampo (The Day the Earth Froze), the latter of which includes an hour-long interview with Mike. They haven't done The Magic Voyage of Sinbad (or whoever) or Jack Frost, though they have released the non-MST3K Ptushko film Tale of the Tsar Saltan: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwFgQWsvlxI Speaking of The Day the Earth Froze, even though he's a mythic hero and all, Lemminkäinen is pretty useless like a lot of MST3K protagonists. The only heroic thing he does in the whole movie is plow the field of snakes, and he only manages that because the other guy makes a magic horse for him and then actually leads him through the field. Later he has to be saved by his mother and then of course he loses the Sampo. His big heroic act at the end of the movie is opening a door.
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# ? Aug 7, 2023 13:36 |
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Tom Servo doesn't wear a hat.
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# ? Aug 7, 2023 20:39 |
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OH I WISH I BLOWING UP PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND AND GOING ON TO BOMB ONTARIO
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# ? Aug 7, 2023 23:20 |
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Got my shipping notification tonight. Fun snowglobe action is in my near future.
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# ? Aug 8, 2023 02:26 |
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I DON'T CARE YOU GO HOME NOW
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Dawgstar posted:OH I WISH I BLOWING UP PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND AND GOING ON TO BOMB ONTARIO Oh I once was once in cabin on Lake Manitoba Stuck with some big dumb guy trapping fur As he scraped and he chiseled all the moose dung off his boot I learned he was the Prime Minister
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