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Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

And I will not call again. :colbert:

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Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 29 days!
The razorback hat lacks the quiet dignity of the cheese wedge.

Failson
Sep 2, 2018
Fun Shoe
Now that's the boat they should have carried over the mountain in Fitzcarraldo.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 29 days!
Oh, The Charlie Daniels Band is now The Charles Band. :smug:

Upsidads
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates


Man I hope the popcorn bucket will fit a lot of socks, I have too many

A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007



Sydney Bottocks posted:

The razorback hat lacks the quiet dignity of the cheese wedge.

PACKERS WON THE SUPER BOWL!!! Wooooo! PACKERS!!!

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

packers? :ohdear:

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

On the wings of a snow white dove, He sends his pure, sweet love... a sign from above! (From up above!)

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer
And goodnight, Tim, where ever you are

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 29 days!

Angry_Ed posted:

And goodnight, Tim, where ever you are

We put Tim in front to absorb the first hail of bullets.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

Sydney Bottocks posted:

We put Tim in front to absorb the first hail of bullets.

"I'M DOCTOR TED NELSON!"
[BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM]

John Murdoch
May 19, 2009

I can tune a fish.
Tim had a bladder the size of a thimble.

Future Wax
Feb 17, 2011

There is no inherent quantity of driving that I can increase!
I'm gonna leave in the first quarter to beat the rush!

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 29 days!
Well, no more corn liquor on my Total for breakfast.

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



Sun's over the yardarm, sir, I've already started drinkin'.

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

Okay, sniff your arm sweat, calm down.

Dr. Jerrold Coe
Feb 6, 2021

Is it me?
I can't really quote it but the groans from the guys after the cut to the old farmer getting the poo poo hosed off him

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 29 days!

Dr. Jerrold Coe posted:

I can't really quote it but the groans from the guys after the cut to the old farmer getting the poo poo hosed off him

I read somewhere that one of the MST3K crew (I think it was Bill Corbett) said that they had to edit the scene for the show because the unedited version was far worse than what was aired. And that at least one person had to leave to go puke at some point, when they were screening it.

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

Sydney Bottocks posted:

I read somewhere that one of the MST3K crew (I think it was Bill Corbett) said that they had to edit the scene for the show because the unedited version was far worse than what was aired. And that at least one person had to leave to go puke at some point, when they were screening it.

And people want them to do the unedited versions of the movies. Yeek.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Dawgstar posted:

And people want them to do the unedited versions of the movies. Yeek.

The problem is when they edit out otherwise perfectly riffable material for no particular reason. At The Earth's Core lost the film's best scene: Peter Cushing indignantly declaring "You cannot mesmerize me, I'm British!" Perfect stinger material. It was a minute long and they could've sped up the credits to make room for it if Netflix was breathing down their throat over episode length.

A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007



Dawgstar posted:

And people want them to do the unedited versions of the movies. Yeek.

Old Man Crenshaw After Dark: A Burlesque Experience Unlike Any Other

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

The problem is when they edit out otherwise perfectly riffable material for no particular reason. At The Earth's Core lost the film's best scene: Peter Cushing indignantly declaring "You cannot mesmerize me, I'm British!" Perfect stinger material. It was a minute long and they could've sped up the credits to make room for it if Netflix was breathing down their throat over episode length.

I prefer to leave these things to the comedy professionals.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 29 days!

A Pack of Kobolds posted:

Old Man Crenshaw After Dark: A Burlesque Experience Unlike Any Other

Well, he does have some marvelous breasts... :wiggle:

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



On Letterboxd there are currently 666 reviews of Munchie, and that feels apt as I believe him to be the devil.

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

Sydney Bottocks posted:

Well, he does have some marvelous breasts... :wiggle:

From the Royal Academy of Dramatic Arts... Jimmy Clem!

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Was there a host segment about 70s kids’ shows with theme songs that explain the premise and backstory in excruciating detail? I kind of remember something like that but I’m not finding anything with google.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
What is this logo on Tom's hat?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Mister Kingdom posted:

What is this logo on Tom's hat?



Tom Servo doesn't wear a hat.

Pershing
Feb 21, 2010

John "Black Jack" Pershing
Hard Fucking Core

Mister Kingdom posted:

What is this logo on Tom's hat?



And what kind of cop is Cornjob?

HannibalBarca
Sep 11, 2016

History shows, again and again, how nature points out the folly of man.

Mister Kingdom posted:

What is this logo on Tom's hat?



logo of a baseball team that was owned by the president of the movie's production studio at the time

https://www.ebay.com/itm/225115348339

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

Pershing posted:

And what kind of cop is Cornjob?

One trying to stop all those traffic accidents.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

HannibalBarca posted:

logo of a baseball team that was owned by the president of the movie's production studio at the time

https://www.ebay.com/itm/225115348339

Cool. Thanks.

Sardonik
Jul 1, 2005

if you like my dumb posts, you'll love my dumb youtube channel
sshing into the linux server to visit officer cronjob

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

HannibalBarca posted:

logo of a baseball team that was owned by the president of the movie's production studio at the time

https://www.ebay.com/itm/225115348339

Man, that is a deep pull. Well done.

Action Jacktion
Jun 3, 2003
I don't know if anyone else has seen this, but the company Deaf Crocodile has put out remastered Blu-rays of Ilya Muromets (The Sword and the Dragon) and Sampo (The Day the Earth Froze), the latter of which includes an hour-long interview with Mike. They haven't done The Magic Voyage of Sinbad (or whoever) or Jack Frost, though they have released the non-MST3K Ptushko film Tale of the Tsar Saltan:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwFgQWsvlxI

Speaking of The Day the Earth Froze, even though he's a mythic hero and all, Lemminkäinen is pretty useless like a lot of MST3K protagonists. The only heroic thing he does in the whole movie is plow the field of snakes, and he only manages that because the other guy makes a magic horse for him and then actually leads him through the field. Later he has to be saved by his mother and then of course he loses the Sampo. His big heroic act at the end of the movie is opening a door.

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Tom Servo doesn't wear a hat.

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

OH I WISH I BLOWING UP PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND AND GOING ON TO BOMB ONTARIO

Ballz
Dec 16, 2003

it's mario time

Got my shipping notification tonight. Fun snowglobe action is in my near future.

Dr. Jerrold Coe
Feb 6, 2021

Is it me?
I DON'T CARE YOU GO HOME NOW

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Funky Valentine
Feb 26, 2014

Dojyaa~an

Dawgstar posted:

OH I WISH I BLOWING UP PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND AND GOING ON TO BOMB ONTARIO

Oh I once was once in cabin on Lake Manitoba
Stuck with some big dumb guy trapping fur
As he scraped and he chiseled all the moose dung off his boot
I learned he was the Prime Minister

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