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Captain Hygiene posted:This thread is the richest source of material for signs I want to put on the bathroom door WARNING ----- poo poo'S ABOUT TO GO DOWN
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And that is why I will never bungee jump. Imagine if that was one of those over a canyon ones. Nope. Not worth it.
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Sep 7, 2023 00:30
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Oh poor ol’ Freckles, hit an aunt and died.
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Sep 7, 2023 00:42
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It was a fiery tia though.
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Platystemon posted:Alcohol degrades decision‐making and balance, but it’s considered a performance‐enhancing drug in shooting sports because it steadies the hands. I wonder if alcohol was banned because shooting competitions got serious about performance enhancers or liability insurance. They're not going to get their event covered unless the people with guns aren't allowed to drink but saying it's about fair competition is less of a buzzkill.
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Has there actually been any rigorous testing to see if alcohol really does steady your hand?
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Well I've got booze but no gun so I'm of only limited help here.
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Look at all those chickens.
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Captain Hygiene posted:This thread is the richest source of material for signs I want to put on the bathroom door I got this from an OSHA thread and it's been my work wallpaper for years: 
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Gromit posted:Has there actually been any rigorous testing to see if alcohol really does steady your hand? It's that in regular drinkers you are required to have a little to get the shakes off.
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Sentient Data posted:WARNING IF poo poo'S REALLY hosed CALL TODD
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I'm sure it loving sucked, and getting whipped by the cord probably really hurt, but luckily their momentum seemed largely arrested by the time it snapped, and they weren't too far above the water.
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Except the falling into water with your feet bound problem
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That's unironically why I'd be willing to skydive but not bungee. I'd rather risk death than risk a life ruining maiming
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No. 6 posted:Except the falling into water with your feet bound problem Welp fair enough
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:I got this from an OSHA thread and it's been my work wallpaper for years: How does this artist think bowties are attached
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Powered Descent posted:How does this artist think bowties are attached On a spinning pin, right?
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McGavin posted:Oh poor ol’ Freckles, hit an aunt and died. (appropriate music added) Blitter fucked around with this message at 03:28 on Sep 7, 2023 |
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Powered Descent posted:How does this artist think bowties are attached 16d nail I'd reckon
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Great spin move, he has a future in the NFL if he can keep his shoes on.
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Harry_Potato posted:Great spin move, he has a future in the NFL if he can keep his shoes on. That tree looks like it is basically made of compressed sawdust that this point. I think you could survive hunks of it falling on you.
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Vakal posted:That tree looks like it is basically made of compressed sawdust that this point. Sounds exactly like something I'd expect a tree allegedly made of compressed sawdust to say...
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The Machete sequel is looking gnarly.
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Slugworth posted:I'm gonna be completely honest with you guys, I always thought they made them in a factory. Why did you think they said “rolled off the production lime?”
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Haven't you been watching the news? The government has been spending billions on greener auto plants.
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Blitter posted:https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_s0lg515smr1a8xbjh.mp4 This song, Wild Horses by The Sundays, and Fade Into You by Mazzy Star are like the only two songs Hollywood uses when the romantic leads get their bone on.
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At first I thought, "lol, what the hell does he think that's going to accomplish?" And then he accomplished it. 
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Paper Tiger posted:At first I thought, "lol, what the hell does he think that's going to accomplish?" And then he accomplished it. Clearly an experienced carfuckler.
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There is a car in a field near me that I drive past regularly. It was crashed and a complete write off. I'm guessing the owner did a runner. After about a week the owner of the land pushed the wreck into a hedgerow and has just left it. Every winter now I see it again when the leaves come off. It looks a bit like this.
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Can't bark there, mate.
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canyoneer posted:Beta blocker drugs are also used widely by professional musicians for the same reason. Steadies the hands when you're all amped up on adrenaline, which is helpful when you're auditioning or playing three shows a night on Broadway. 
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There Bias Two posted:I feel like his life expectancy is probably going to be way shorter than the time it would take for mesothelioma to kick in Considering vastly lesser quantities than that can cause regular old lung cancer, bet on it.
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Wistful of Dollars posted:https://twitter.com/djp1974/status/1697843223690109194?s=46&t=6HOSYVrXffESMo0NlyR0Lg This applies to so many moments in life.
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