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maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
on one hand Altuve is out, but on the other the replay team are just the umps of reviewing

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Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




The only solace I have is Texas will always be Astro country.

I’m in Austin right now and the ratio is like 90:10 Astros to Rangers.

EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


You could tell altuve knew he hosed up lol

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Shinjobi posted:

GET hosed

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
HELL YEAH. Altuve is a toot-man it's confirmed (tootblan man)

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Atta boy altuve

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
gently caress you, Altuve

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
....he had his foot on the bag the whole time he was turning around that should be fine

thats a bad rule if its applied that way

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
loltuve

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
Hold some pine bench, tiny dancer

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Kirios posted:

I’m in Austin right now and the ratio is like 90:10 Astros to Rangers.

Oh no the shittiest place in the state is full of Astros, what a shame

EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


Kirios posted:

The only solace I have is Texas will always be Astro country.

I’m in Austin right now and the ratio is like 90:10 Astros to Rangers.

I’m sure all those people will remain fans when they stop winning championships

Also lmao @ austin in 2023

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


ALTUVE'S BONER

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
gently caress this game

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Shinjobi posted:

Oh no the shittiest place in the state is full of Astros, what a shame

San Antonio is even worse which is easily the best part of the state.

This is a bad take OP.

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
Anyway it doesnt matter we are clearly going to gift this game to them, whatever

If I were the GM I would release Martin Maldonado tonight so that Dusty could never play him again

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Although I do agree Austin has gotten significantly worse since the last time I was here (2020).

Man what happened to Austin?

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Lol :owned:

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Kirios posted:

San Antonio is even worse which is easily the best part of the state.

This is a bad take OP.

We agree on San Antonio being the best, but you chose to name Austin and that's what I'm going to poo poo on


Anyway, it took some insane fielding and some unfortunate base running goofs but Chapman had a lockdown inning in Houston, lmao

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
How do you lose to the Rangers of all teams

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.

No Safe Word posted:

Jose Al-TOOTBLAN

:smith:

lmao

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug

Kirios posted:

San Antonio is even worse which is easily the best part of the state.

This is a bad take OP.

I moved form Austin to San Antonio and I couldn't be happier, Austin is hell now

papersack
Jul 27, 2003

Shinjobi posted:

Oh no the shittiest place in the state is full of Astros, what a shame

But he's not in Dallas??

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
As an aside, if anyone ITT has never been to Texas, please check out San Antonio. I'm 35 as of a few days ago, and for just about every decade of my existence I've always loved that city. Never had a bad time there.

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

Shinjobi posted:

We agree on San Antonio being the best, but you chose to name Austin and that's what I'm going to poo poo on

San Antonio being mediocre as gently caress and still the best place in Texas is a testament to how loving garbage Texas is

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

papersack posted:

But he's not in Dallas??

Pick your poison, assholes or douchebags. Austin's overrun with the latter.

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




So I drove down I-35 to San Antonio to go to the PGA Superstore earlier today.

The ENTIRE loving THING WAS CONSTRUCTION. ALL 65 MILES.

Also the drivers here are baaaaaaaaaaaaad now.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
The best parts of Texas are the ones where the power stays on without costing you $1000/kWh when it reaches 30 degrees

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


guy from New York rellay office frantically calling the ump "we got a Boner Situation

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

I’ve never been but I assume the best parts of Texas are the roads out.

Pobrecito
Jun 16, 2020

hasta que la muerte nos separe

STAC Goat posted:

I’ve never been but I assume the best parts of Texas are the roads out.

the best parts of texas are the few public spaces we have, especially big bend + the state parks

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
I've never been to Texas and I'm sure it's a really cool place to buy an oversized hat

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




I mean yes there’s a reason why I hosed off to the West Coast as soon as I graduated college. I hated it while growing up - at least I can enjoy the fun parts from afar now.

Dukberry
Nov 5, 2013

The worst part about being a lifelong rangers fan that no longer lives in Texas is I never get to see them at home, the best part is I never have to pretend any part of that state is remotely likable

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
Gonna throw up this inning

It's gonna happen

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

STAC Goat posted:

I’ve never been but I assume the best parts of Texas are the roads out.

Nothing funnier than going east from Texas to Louisiana and as soon as you hit the state line the roads turn into literal actual garbage. I poo poo on Texas a lot for their refusal to take care of most things, but Louisiana's roads are a nightmare

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
More like Texass

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
As a former Texan I can tell you with 100% authority that the best part of Texas is anywhere far away from it

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
it's almost as if the entire south is utter loving garbage that shouldn't be a part of the united states and has been nothing but an albatross around the neck of progress and decency since reconciliation

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...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

maffew buildings posted:

it's almost as if the entire south is utter loving garbage that shouldn't be a part of the united states and has been nothing but an albatross around the neck of progress and decency since reconciliation

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