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Neslepaks
Sep 3, 2003

that guy who sniggers, chortles, giggles and snickers at almost everything said (this is me)

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Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
I’ve gotten really into guffaws lately

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
guy who runs camera off and only unmutes to drop in one-liners and dad jokes

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


guy who dials in via phone and refuses to mute, possibly while hammering a mechanical keyboard

also the guy last week that joined the all hands hundred person call and didn't mute himself

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

guy who can be heard muttering "oh for fucks sake" every time someone asks a stupid question

Plorkyeran
Mar 22, 2007

To Escape The Shackles Of The Old Forums, We Must Reject The Tribal Negativity He Endorsed

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

guy who dials in via phone and refuses to mute, possibly while hammering a mechanical keyboard

also the guy last week that joined the all hands hundred person call and didn't mute himself

if you're relying on individuals to mute themselves in a hundred person call that's a problem with the person running the call, not the person who failed to mute

Progressive JPEG
Feb 19, 2003

guy who only turns on their camera when the meeting is being recorded

well-read undead
Dec 13, 2022

Progressive JPEG posted:

guy who only turns on their camera when the meeting is being recorded

someone needs to tell that guy that's like the one time you absolutely shouldn't

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Sweevo posted:

guy who can be heard muttering "oh for fucks sake" every time someone asks a stupid question

don’t doxx me

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


Plorkyeran posted:

if you're relying on individuals to mute themselves in a hundred person call that's a problem with the person running the call, not the person who failed to mute

completely correct but I'm not gonna be the one telling the C level "learn how to use the software, god!"

Plorkyeran
Mar 22, 2007

To Escape The Shackles Of The Old Forums, We Must Reject The Tribal Negativity He Endorsed
you gotta put yourself out there and make sure that the people in charge know who you are

eschaton
Mar 7, 2007

Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

completely correct but I'm not gonna be the one telling the C level "learn how to use the software, god!"

if not you then who?
if not now then when?

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


the guy that unmutes themself to loudly tell everyone to go on mute

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


someone is still not on mute can you go on mute if you are not talking please?

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
recently was promoted so meetings will be my life now. assume I will be able to share some rare types of peeps at meetings

George
Nov 27, 2004

No love for your made-up things.

Best Bi Geek Squid posted:

recently was promoted so meetings will be my life now. assume I will be able to share some rare types of peeps at meetings

you will not

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

someone is still not on mute can you go on mute if you are not talking please?

can you go on mute

go play outside Skyler
Nov 7, 2005


420 mute motherfuckers everyday

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

go play outside Skyler posted:

420 mute motherfuckers everyday

yeah y’all’s admin must be asleep or smth lol

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


Captain Foo posted:

can you go on mute

I can't hear you properly you're very faint

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

I can't hear you properly you're very faint

i said that three hours ago. it was me, i was that peep in the meeting

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


graph posted:

i said that three hours ago. it was me, i was that peep in the meeting

unacceptable.

usually it's the one guy that has decide to use his apple headphones and hasn't held the actual mic close enough

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

their zoom client decided to use their phone mic (??). warranted

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


graph posted:

their zoom client decided to use their phone mic (??). warranted

oh god ffffuccckkkk VC clients deciding they're gonna randomly choose a different audio source

cheque_some
Dec 6, 2006
The Wizard of Menlo Park

Jonny 290 posted:

guy who runs camera off and only unmutes to drop in one-liners and dad jokes

this is me

gotta provide some value to an otherwise painful meeting

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

I can't hear you properly you're very faint

your volume is fine but it’s really choppy

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


Captain Foo posted:

your volume is fine but it’s really choppy

I'm just going log off and back on again

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

I'm just going log off and back on again
--me, before swallowing an entire bottle of sleeping pills

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?

I’m hearing some feedbackeedbackeddbackbkbkbkbkbkbkkkkkkhhhheeeeeeeee

well-read undead
Dec 13, 2022

person whose airpods are running low on battery so their voice sounds like a robot for some reason??

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


well-read undead posted:

person whose airpods are running low on battery so their voice sounds like a robot for some reason??

i got told that happens regardless of battery status on teams because microsoft is garbage

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
when I’ve tried to use my AirPods for teams they just drop connection altogether after 2 minutes

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



i've never used microsoft teams

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
lucky

well-read undead
Dec 13, 2022

Armitag3 posted:

i got told that happens regardless of battery status on teams because microsoft is garbage

i've heard it happen in google meet, but i think it was always a dying-battery issue. thankfully we don't use teams at my workplace, because lol

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

Silver Alicorn posted:

when I’ve tried to use my AirPods for teams they just drop connection altogether after 2 minutes

yeah I can’t use my AirPods on zoom calls. something inevitably makes it drop connection, screen sharing basically guarantees it, or the audio quality will be randomly bad. my cheapo sony wired earbuds are way more reliable. they’re pink

Cybernetic Vermin
Apr 18, 2005

OldAlias posted:

yeah I can’t use my AirPods on zoom calls. something inevitably makes it drop connection, screen sharing basically guarantees it, or the audio quality will be randomly bad. my cheapo sony wired earbuds are way more reliable. they’re pink

a nice color to some extent makes up for their unfortunate tendency of causing meetings to proceed unimpeded.

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


guy who dials in from his bedroom and the place is a total bomb site but he never blurs his background

Zlodo
Nov 25, 2006
guy that people can't hear well because he plugged a dual sense controller into his pc just for working from home and windows "IM HELPING :dumb:" automatically made it the default mic instead of their headset

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Kernel Sanders
Sep 15, 2020
guy who shares his screen and all his ads are for “meet hot women in your area”

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