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canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Platystemon posted:

I doubt that.

I believe that you would be surprised by the Parkinsonism caused by the neurotoxic tisanes of the leaves and twigs of Annona muricata, the soursop tree.



Ooh we talking scary nature poison?
How bout the spotted water hemlock which not only kills you quickly and completely, but it will hurt the whole time.


quote:

Every single muscle starts firing and contracting, so you have convulsions, you chew your tongue into ribbons, you vomit but then you can’t open your mouth because the jaw muscles are contracting 10 or 20 times as hard as they normally do, and you die a horrible death.

quote:

There is nothing good about the plant. Those who eat it will die in two hours. It must be a painful death. It twists the arms and ankles and turns the head back. Finally they die in a last wretching convulsion. They say it turns the eyes back.

I will not forage for wild carrots.

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

canyoneer posted:

I will not forage for wild carrots.

But! "it has a sweet and pleasant flavor not unlike a wild carrot"

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

:lol: @

quote:

birds are not generally subject to the same toxins that mammals are, and can eat plants that would kill a mammal (and vice versa).

"Birds can eat plants that would kill a mammal, and plants that would kill a mammal can eat birds."

value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

Someone can correct me if I've heard wrong, but some birds like quail can safely eat hemlock. However, if you were to eat the quail that ate the hemlock, you'd acquire hemlock poisoning. Hooray!

I think that might've been a Agatha Christie novel? So either it's real or I've fallen for a fictional plot.

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

3D Megadoodoo posted:

:lol: @

"Birds can eat plants that would kill a mammal, and plants that would kill a mammal can eat birds."
ah yes, a Venus Flying Trap

Leave
Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.

3D Megadoodoo posted:

:lol: @

"Birds can eat plants that would kill a mammal, and plants that would kill a mammal can eat birds."

It's not wrong, though

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

value-brand cereal posted:

Someone can correct me if I've heard wrong, but some birds like quail can safely eat hemlock. However, if you were to eat the quail that ate the hemlock, you'd acquire hemlock poisoning. Hooray!

I think that might've been a Agatha Christie novel? So either it's real or I've fallen for a fictional plot.

A quick glance at the health benefits of hemlock has confirmed this.

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?
"orange" is not considered an adjective of colour in French, which means you shouldn't pluralise it:

-Les assiettes orange

not

-Les assiettes oranges


Apparently this is because "orange" is derived from a noun and therefore isn't a colour.

Unlike "rose" (pink), which is derived from the flower and obviously must be a colour:

-Les assiettes roses

:eng99:

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys
Ugh. The French language really needs to be organized properly. Someone should take responsibility for that mess.

Amoeba102
Jan 22, 2010

Brown, marron, also doesn't get pluralised with an s.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Separate adjective forms for singular and plural is just bad.

They have played us for absolute fools!

for fucks sake
Jan 23, 2016

Platystemon posted:

Separate adjective forms for singular and plural is just bad.

They have played us for absolute fools!

Coming from English, it is hard to get used to.

Vilket dåligt inlägg du har gjört.
Vilka dåliga inläggningar du har gjört.

Konec Hry
Jul 13, 2005

too much love will kill you

Grimey Drawer

for fucks sake posted:

Coming from English, it is hard to get used to.

Vilket dåligt inlägg du har gjört.
Vilka dåliga inläggningar du har gjört.

Oh it’s not just for singular and plural :gibs:

Vilket dåligt inlägg du har gjort.
Vilken dålig post du har gjort.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

EEN KRÖÖN HARITSOPPA
DEN KRÖÖNA HARITSOPPA
KRÖÖNA HARITSOPPA
DE KRÖÖNA HARITSOPPOPPORNARNA
ARJA SAIJONMAA

for fucks sake
Jan 23, 2016

Konec Hry posted:

Oh it’s not just for singular and plural :gibs:

Vilket dåligt inlägg du har gjort.
Vilken dålig post du har gjort.

Ah yes, gender and definite/indefinite hooray :v:

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

Captain Splendid posted:

Unlike "rose" (pink), which is derived from the flower and obviously must be a colour:

-Les assiettes roses

:eng99:

Fun fact, "pink" is also derived from the name of a flower.

Amoeba102 posted:

Brown, marron, also doesn't get pluralised with an s.

Marron is also derived from a noun, which is derived from an adjective. It's also super racist.

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
A tangled skein of bad opinions, the hottest takes, and the the world's most misinformed nonsense. Do not engage with me, it's useless, and better yet, put me on ignore.
The only Marron I know is that podcast guy and he seems alright :confused:

dirby
Sep 21, 2004


Helping goons with math

Baron von Eevl posted:

Fun fact, "pink" is also derived from the name of a flower.
Thank you for this. It led me to discover that "carnation" and, say, "carnivore" are indeed related.

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

Baron von Eevl posted:

Marron is also derived from a noun, which is derived from an adjective. It's also super racist.

the verb that means leave on an island has a bad origin, but the adjective that means brown doesn't

https://www.etymonline.com/word/maroon

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

Empty Sandwich posted:

the verb that means leave on an island has a bad origin, but the adjective that means brown doesn't

https://www.etymonline.com/word/maroon

Oh good! Chestnuts aren't racist after all!

Shit Fuckasaurus
Oct 14, 2005

i think right angles might be an abomination against nature you guys
Lipstick Apathy

Empty Sandwich posted:

the verb that means leave on an island has a bad origin, but the adjective that means brown doesn't

https://www.etymonline.com/word/maroon

Oh good! Bugs Bunny is racist after all!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1SUfDhvUTM

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

The performers of Dancing in the Moonlight look just about the opposite of what I thought they looked like.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SebH8En9ZOY

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



I guess I just realized the Thin Lizzy song is a cover

e: I just found out that that is a lie and it's not actually the same song

Drimble Wedge
Mar 10, 2008

Self-contained

3D Megadoodoo posted:

The performers of Dancing in the Moonlight look just about the opposite of what I thought they looked like.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SebH8En9ZOY

The album cover makes them look like the toughest street gang in Portage La Prairie circa 1974.

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
A tangled skein of bad opinions, the hottest takes, and the the world's most misinformed nonsense. Do not engage with me, it's useless, and better yet, put me on ignore.
There are actually lots of idioms relating to a "3 dollar bill"

Which makes this album make a little more sense



I had grown up only ever hearing "queer as a three dollar bill."

Other idioms are like, phony as, strange as, crooked as, rare as, etc.

But also I kind of always thought this album cover was a very hairy butt

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



ahem, "three dollar bill yall$" thx

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?
Watford and Watford Gap are different places in different counties.

InediblePenguin
Sep 27, 2004

I'm strong. And a giant penguin. Please don't eat me. No, really. Don't try.
The guy who came up with Spawn and the guy who came up with Family Guy? Two completely different people with different first names so why did i even

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Thing I just found out: back in the mid-to-late 00s there was a dumb meme with dancing anime characters combined with a random Swedish bubblegum pop song called Caramelldansen which had been sped up about 20%:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jN5kV54kbgY
There was a ton of different variations of this dance with different anime characters or anime Hitlers etc etc etc ad infinitum


It turns out that the record exec who owned the rights to the original song saw the meme's popularity as his ticket to $$$$$$ but the original band had broken up so he invented a fake band made up of anime girls and has been releasing dozens of new versions of that song plus original songs for over a decade now:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rI3yD3WAcz4

loving 00s meme culture refuses to die :psyduck:

aardwolf
Apr 27, 2013
The fact that Wilbur never permanently takes away Mister Ed's phone privileges suggests that he secretly likes the chaos a talking horse brings in to his life.

Dip Viscous
Sep 17, 2019


like 20 years ago there was a goon that admitted that they listened to all music at 150% speed so they could get through albums faster and all i really remember about them past that is that they eventually got permabanned for sending exceptionally deranged PMs to mods, every time i hear the "remix" of caramelldansen i am reminded of them

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

"WHY THE gently caress IS THIS ALBUM TAKING SO LOOOOONG AAAUUUUGHHHH I HATE MY FAVORITE MUSIC"

Alos, that was a weirdly interesting video for the topic.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
There's also people that watch TV shows at 150% speed. Gotta get that poo poo over with as soon as possible!

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

Brawnfire posted:

Alos, that was a weirdly interesting video for the topic.

"Weirdly interesting" is jan Misali's schtick. They do a lot of goofy music and videos about constructed languages which are not everyone's jam, but if you sort their videos by most popular you'll get all their great video essays about weird, disparate topics, which I highly recommend.

For example:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hjRvZYkAgA

TooMuchAbstraction
Oct 14, 2012

I spent four years making
Waves of Steel
Hell yes I'm going to turn my avatar into an ad for it.
Fun Shoe

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

There's also people that watch TV shows at 150% speed. Gotta get that poo poo over with as soon as possible!

There's plenty of media out there that is tedious and dull at 100% speed, but actually interesting and entertaining when you speed it up. One of those "would you rather be bored for 30 minutes, or entertained for 20" kinds of situations.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Admittedly there's a bunch of Youtubers who talk so. drat. slowwww. but their videos are much easier to consume if you speed them up

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
A tangled skein of bad opinions, the hottest takes, and the the world's most misinformed nonsense. Do not engage with me, it's useless, and better yet, put me on ignore.

DontMockMySmock posted:

"Weirdly interesting" is jan Misali's schtick. They do a lot of goofy music and videos about constructed languages which are not everyone's jam, but if you sort their videos by most popular you'll get all their great video essays about weird, disparate topics, which I highly recommend.

For example:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hjRvZYkAgA

All this time I've been calling them polygons when they are in fact polyhedra?

e: nevermind

credburn has a new favorite as of 23:02 on Jan 13, 2024

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
A polygon is a flat (2 dimensional) shape, a polyhedron is a 3 dimensional object

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Also I guess a hydra which only has a single head would be called dragon hydron

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Sucrose
Dec 9, 2009
Most Canadians live to the south of Seattle, and more than 70% of them live below the 49th parallel.

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