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soviet elsa
Feb 22, 2024
lover of cats and snow

My Spirit Otter posted:

thats entirely fair, i figured you were just all "lol gently caress taxes". sorry for assuming otherwise.

You don't need to assume with "gently caress taxes" people. Just wait the three or four posts till they start having opinions about age of consent laws.

OR

Dameius posted:

The lowest of our tax brackets pays 0% and then each graduated bracket pays incrementally more.

For the slightly classier US tax lunatic, they sorta kinda know what Dameius is saying here, but somehow think it means that if they make 5k more United States Dollars per year, they will have less money in their bank account because Joe Biden will send men to their house to steal it and give it to people who need "food" and "medicine" (and bombs, lots of those, so many, have you seen how dire it is over in the Aberdeen, South Dakota PD?)

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Cicadalek
May 8, 2006

Trite, contrived, mediocre, milquetoast, amateurish, infantile, cliche-and-gonorrhea-ridden paean to conformism, eye-fucked me, affront to humanity, war crime, should *literally* be tried for war crimes, talentless fuckfest, pedantic, listless, savagely boring, just one repulsive laugh after another

tokin opposition posted:

Even if you do pay taxes a stupid amount goes to the military, cops, or subsidies for things that are killing the planet slower (fossil fuels, animal agriculture, the inevitable conflict between Man and Corn)

we will not be prepared

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

soviet elsa posted:

You don't need to assume with "gently caress taxes" people. Just wait the three or four posts till they start having opinions about age of consent laws.

Age of consent should start in the mid to late 20's when the brain stops forming and end about age 40 when the brain starts deteriorating. A 10-15 year window of good decision making should be enough for anyone.

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)
Age of consent should be abolished















Because nobody should have sex.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Desert Bus posted:

age 40 when the brain starts deteriorating.

Wait what

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!


Yeah, makes no sense. I was on the internet long before 40

Wayne Knight
May 11, 2006

Yeah 30s is when the brain starts rotting.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

tokin opposition posted:

Because nobody should have sex.

what a bold and controversial take

where do I sign up?

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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I’ve heard

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
The idiots are coming from within the thread.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

The idiots are cuming from within the thread.

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
backwards culture

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/jordanbpeterson/status/1763927774757064861

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
https://twitter.com/petercoffin/status/1761530284007207131

Leave it to the ballkicker themself to come out with the coldest takes imaginable.

2 hours long too. 💀

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)

TinTower posted:

https://twitter.com/petercoffin/status/1761530284007207131

Leave it to the ballkicker themself to come out with the coldest takes imaginable.

2 hours long too. 💀

Their AI girlfriend is okay with being poly

kdrudy
Sep 19, 2009

Desert Bus posted:

gently caress big corn



Country girls make do.

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

Ignoring this post


Someone needs to change their username to The Woke Death.

Not me, I'm not worthy.

Runcible Cat has a new favorite as of 21:49 on Mar 2, 2024

Kit Walker
Jul 10, 2010
"The Man Who Cannot Deadlift"

2024-????, the Woke Ages, when the Woke Death swept throughout the world and deaths were at an all time low. Unfortunately we don't have any reliable records from this time period because 99% of everything published was AI-generated garbage and our archeologists are working tirelessly to find out if cats could indeed have little a salami as a treat

The Wicked ZOGA
Jan 27, 2022

what the gently caress does he know about freedom, he;s canadian

Elblanco
May 26, 2008

Runcible Cat posted:

Someone needs to change their username to The Woke Death.

Not me, I'm not worthy.

I might be

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
canada antman should shut the gently caress up about US matters.

also he should say what a certain new jersey breakfast meat is called.

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

PhazonLink posted:

canada antman should shut the gently caress up about US matters.

also he should say what a certain new jersey breakfast meat is called.

Long Pig?

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

oldpainless posted:

It’s the perfect system!

More like oldtaxfull

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

:stare:

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

What other meat can possibly come from New Jersey?

Hellblazer187
Oct 12, 2003

...what is 'woke' about the news wire saying a thing happened?

Kit Walker
Jul 10, 2010
"The Man Who Cannot Deadlift"

Hellblazer187 posted:

...what is 'woke' about the news wire saying a thing happened?

The news is implying that it's good that fewer people are being killed

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Weird date to complain about the ongoing pandemic.


The philosopher’s given name was “Aristocles”. So why do we call him “Plato”? History remembers him by his wrestling nickname.

Plato would have destroyed this guy in the ring.

Nucleic Acids
Apr 10, 2007
https://twitter.com/jonathanchait/status/1763978399603634233

https://twitter.com/drmistercody/status/1764033569163477455

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
You can tell that it’s true because the teller of the tall tale has told it before.

No one would ever repeat a lie.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

RFC2324 posted:

where do I sign up?

Here

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://twitter.com/acteduweininger/status/1590121459745456129

DRINK ME
Jul 31, 2006
i cant fix avs like this because idk the bbcode - HTML IS BS MAN
I will gladly give that guy his regular spiritual exorcism check and even give him a certificate to show he’s free if demons. That’ll be $499.99 thanks.

That dude has never pleased a woman.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Heh, that's nice, MOOOOOOM

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

I don't recall there being a specific prohibition against downstairs kisses beyond general sodomy proscriptions, but I'm happy to have done my part to violate it in both letter and spirit

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Thinking about taking my car in for an exorcism, just in case. Just got the oils changed and I want to be safe.

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

My spirit is cucked and loving it

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Community Notes vetting going well.

https://twitter.com/acteduweininger/status/1755685939941445734

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

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