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This has got to be insurance fraud right They just happened to know exactly which house had a safe with eight million dollars in jewelry in a safe and exactly where the safe was?
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Apr 6, 2024 18:29
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burglary tourists™ literalizing the unconscious fear that denizens of the global south will reclaim the spoils of colonialism
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Apr 6, 2024 18:30
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mawarannahr posted:$8 million wtf. someone's pushing a lot of these stories through, last week it was fearmongering about ecuadorian squatters taking over airbnbs. one weird tip to not falling victim to this type of crime is to not have 8 million in precious moveables in a safe
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Apr 6, 2024 18:31
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if you have 8 million in jewelry you can loving afford safe deposit boxes at a goddamn bank you ninnies.
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Clark Nova posted:burglary tourists™ literalizing the unconscious fear that denizens of the global south will reclaim the spoils of colonialism Ventura County, California, alone attributed 175 residential burglaries to “transnational theft groups” between 2019 and mid-2023.
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Apr 6, 2024 18:32
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bedpan posted:one weird tip to not falling victim to this type of crime is to not have 8 million in precious moveables in a safe rich people who haven't had anything bad happen to them start to think it cant happen to them
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Apr 6, 2024 18:33
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The Oldest Man posted:This has got to be insurance fraud right possibly. also possibly they are just hitting a random house with the very good assumption there is a safe somewhere
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Apr 6, 2024 18:38
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So the problem with the visa waiver program is that these sophisticated burglars pulling off multi-million dollar heists don't have to pay $200 for a tourist visa? And if they had to they would just... give up instead?
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Apr 6, 2024 18:44
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bedpan posted:possibly. also possibly they are just hitting a random house with the very good assumption there is a safe somewhere My second guess was that these morons all employ and abuse undocumented South American domestic slaves and this is how they're getting paid
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Apr 6, 2024 18:44
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you’ve never walked around a rich neighborhood and looked at the big houses and mused about how they’re all just stuffed full of loot?
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Apr 6, 2024 18:46
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bedpan posted:possibly. also possibly they are just hitting a random house with the very good assumption there is a safe somewhere rich houses all have security systems they don't get hit randomly people case poo poo every time rich socialites use social media a lot and their friends do too & it's easy to work out when someone's home just through that + they'll have skeezy drug addict kids/relatives and random pool/roof/maintenance workers in their houses or nearby properties and sometimes those businesses have employees tied into organized crime and have ppl who'll case stuff to have their burglar friends come back months/years later like the exterminators in breaking bad
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Apr 6, 2024 18:50
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FirstnameLastname posted:rich houses all have security systems they don't get hit randomly people case poo poo every time One thing is true, never tell your housekeeping staff or your kitchen staff when you’ll be going out of town It helps to hire somebody to come buy and sleep in your bed and eat your meals Just a tip
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Apr 6, 2024 18:54
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How do I get a job being a professional sleeper
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Apr 6, 2024 18:56
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bedpan posted:one weird tip to not falling victim to this type of crime is to not have 8 million in precious moveables in a safe have 2 safes, one decoy with less valuable stuff in and a hidden one with the important stuff in
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Apr 6, 2024 18:57
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Simply have a series of nested safes inside which you keep your priceless matryoshka collection.
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Apr 6, 2024 19:04
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Megamissen posted:have 2 safes, one decoy with less valuable stuff in and a hidden one with the important stuff in
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Mr. Sharps posted:you’ve never walked around a rich neighborhood and looked at the big houses and mused about how they’re all just stuffed full of loot?
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FYI, all burglary gangs have local police involved in their operations (see the burglary ring that rob a large part of Long Island about a decade ago with the help of a NYPD cop that had insider information as to insurance, security systems, etc. and helped them map out the heists for a cut of the profits)
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Precambrian Video Games posted:Simply have a series of nested safes inside which you keep your priceless matryoshka collection. make the whole house out of the safe
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Apr 6, 2024 19:43
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The Oldest Man posted:This has got to be insurance fraud right
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Pistol_Pete posted:Lol economists and their loving averages. If a factory owner has a salary of $991000 and his 9 employees have a salary of $1000 each, the average salary for that business is $100k. "Wow, sounds like a great place to work!" cries the economist, "clear me a space on the production line!" I think part of Wolfers’ thing is that we’ve had 50 years now of steadily deteriorating economic conditions for the majority. conditions papered over by increasingly drastic measures — the rise of dual-income households, consumer debt, and exploitation of yet-unexploited external markets — all of this during times that we’ve labeled as “awesome economy great job”. the mitigations have all run their course and there’s no more juice. But the numbers haven’t changed, they look the same as what we have labeled awesome economy time so economy still awesome, right?
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Toplowtech posted:For all we know they couldn't resist posting photos of the ring on Instagram or on Facebook. Social media are like a burglar dream and some people aren't into stealth wealth. posting their keys to their new property and getting instantly burglarized after someone uses the pic to hand file an exact copy
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Apr 6, 2024 21:03
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It's just viral marketing for Michael Mann's Heat 2
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In Training posted:How do I get a job being a professional sleeper historically you'd need a plague that makes rich people want to leave the city for a while but not sell their property hmmmmm
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Mr. Sharps posted:posting their keys to their new property and getting instantly burglarized after someone uses the pic to hand file an exact copy
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The Oldest Man posted:This has got to be insurance fraud right insurance fraud mixed with money laundering because 8 million dollars in easily moveable jewelry means some of that was almost certainly graded 'art' with arbitrarily set price (that was probably nearly impossible to find some bagholder to buy) In Training posted:How do I get a job being a professional sleeper be a poor person who was acquaintances with them from going to the same college or something; rich people will never help you out in any real way but they'll at least overpay for dumb poo poo like that atelier morgan has issued a correction as of 08:03 on Apr 7, 2024 |
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gradenko_2000 posted:It's just viral marketing for Michael Mann's Heat 2 way too low profile, Mann's got standards: https://www.cbsnews.com/losangeles/news/30-million-stolen-massive-heist-los-angeles-investigation/ "Up to $30 million in cash stolen from Los Angeles building, making it largest heist in city's history"
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The Oldest Man posted:This has got to be insurance fraud right What's fishy? Most married couples take off their wedding rings and put them in the safe when going to visit relatives.
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inviting national scrutiny toward your insurance fraud scheme because you want to be the star of a story about the bourgeois tragedy of having your shiny rocks pilfered by illegal immigrants
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FirstnameLastname posted:rich houses all have security systems they don't get hit randomly people case poo poo every time right after every olympics, there's a bunch of fun articles about athletes coming home to find their houses cleaned out of valuables.
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social media truly is the great leveler. it gets everyone addicted and occasionally the results are very funny
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mawarannahr posted:Ventura County, California, alone attributed 175 residential burglaries to “transnational theft groups” between 2019 and mid-2023. yeah okay you hear the voice in your head I don't even have to finish the sentence 
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Clark Nova posted:burglary tourists™ literalizing the unconscious fear that denizens of the global south will reclaim the spoils of colonialism the person named balakrishnan sundar is visibly a member of the global south.
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DACK FAYDEN posted:here at Transnational Theft Group, we specialize in the tell me you are racist without telling me you are
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Transnational Theft Group sounds like the rival syndicate in a thief game
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even the nations are trans now? where does it end
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waht's a Cisnational Theft Group? that's right, the fricken IRS
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Palladium posted:the tell me you are racist without telling me you are like yes there's definitely racism baked into "Generic White Person Announcement Voice" but I was going for an ad you'd hear over the radio in the DMV area microtargeting one Senator edit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3CAMN31JAU oh my god why on earth is this phone aspected DACK FAYDEN has issued a correction as of 14:30 on Apr 8, 2024 |
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Goa Tse-tung posted:waht's a Cisnational Theft Group? that's right, the fricken IRS
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