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ble to get laid. I mean seriously who doesn't like to have sex.
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They usually ugly, too.
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"You'll have to work to earn it if you want a relationship with me and you have to understand it will NEVER be intimate" hey give yourself a little credit Tina your gunt's not THAT immovable
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"I just don't get the whole 'sex' thing you know?" *is 5'3, 240 with acne*
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Bruiser posted:ble to get laid. I mean seriously who doesn't like to have sex. People who discovered heroin.
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that just means their dick doesn't work while high
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If asexual people jerk it are they still technically asexual since they are achieving a sexual release?
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What would they jerk it to? Like, a blank sheet of newsprint or like an undressed mannequin?
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anyone i've met that identifies as asexual looks like the kind of person that loves watching japanese piss cartoons.
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Asexuals never get to score.
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Bruiser posted:*is 5'3, 240 with acne* quit doxxing me
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i envy people who don't have monkey urges apart from thirst and hunger
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generative grammer posted:i envy people who don't have monkey urges apart from thirst and hunger ![]()
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if you cant take me at my worst then you dont deserve me AT MY BEST
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de_dust posted:if you cant take me at my worst then you dont deserve me AT MY BEST piss and poo poo down all my holes
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Bruiser posted:"I just don't get the whole 'sex' thing you know?" String Beans posted:Asexuals never get to score. gotta admit, it's a pretty clever plan to turn 'too ugly, awkward and malhygenic to hook up' around to 'I choose not to hook up ![]() hope it works out for them
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asexual people think they can puppetmaster defense their basic unfulfilled human biological urges away.
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it's pretty cool to be quite honest, like seeing a little boner perfectly preserved in amber.
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like do these dudes accidentally touch their dick in the shower and just cum buckets?
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green cum buckets
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just virgins trying to carpe diem
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They are doomed.
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asexuals have actuyally transcended to the next phase in human evolution, like xmen
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Wicker Man posted:They usually ugly, too. morrissey thinks you mum was ugly too cos he won't gently caress her
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Prawned posted:asexuals have actuyally transcended to the next phase in human evolution, like xmen if only they were Super Genius Coders instead of Talespin Connoisseurs..
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Prawned posted:asexuals have actuyally transcended to the next phase in human evolution, like xmen SeX-Men
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Prawned posted:asexuals have actuyally transcended to the next phase in human evolution, like xmen Well you see, in issue 47 *talks about xmen for 45 goddamn minutes on a date*
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Hello it's me the person who had an extremely embarrassing meltdown. I am obligated to post any time asexuals are mentioned.
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Wait - there are people who claim to not want sex?!?!!
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What's dumber, asexual or incel?
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Quote-Unquote posted:What's dumber, asexual or incel? Both.
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Action Yak Police posted:Hello it's me the person who had an extremely embarrassing meltdown. i remember you - no rapsheet - links please
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generative grammer posted:i remember you - no rapsheet - links please
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Pretty sure asexual is a code word for "I give up"
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Action Yak Police posted:Hello it's me the person who had an extremely embarrassing meltdown. *sits in a chair AC Slater style* Gimmie the run-down, champ. What happened.
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Bruiser posted:*sits in a chair AC Slater style* I argued with some people for like three pages that asexual people aren't crazy before then revealing that I, myself, am loving crazy and also a whiny pansy. Edit: loving typos Action Yak fucked around with this message at 22:06 on Nov 17, 2014 |
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Action Yak Police posted:Wow, I must really loving hate myself for bringing this up.
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Action Yak Police posted:Wow, I must really loving hate myself for bringing this up. *nods* it's okay manno. have you had sex yet or are you still trying to dive in to that sweet foof.
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asexual people do exist but there are way more loud crazy people on the internet so you only see the loud crazy asexual people
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# ? Jun 22, 2024 03:33 |
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people have different tastes. why is important to you or anyone here to invalidate the preferences of other people?
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