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Samizdata posted:But, what does the fox say? This: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zk1mAd77Hr4
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how me a frog posted:What are the chances everyone turns out to have been a child prodigy in the stdh thread? I just started reading early, I was actually pretty bad at plenty of the other stuff.
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Fathis Munk posted:I like the rooster one My dad tells his Spanish students that American animals can't communicate well with Mexican animals for that same reason. The dogs here say "woof woof" and the dogs in Mexico say "guao guao." It's totally a Dad Joke, and most students smirk and roll their eyes, but he always wonders if one of them will repeat that as a fact later in life.
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how me a frog posted:What are the chances everyone turns out to have been a child prodigy in the stdh thread? You can make your jokes, but I'll have you know I've been lifelong member of MENSA and could have been considered the smartest kid in my school district if I didn't already know school is just a tool for indoctrination by middle school. Could have been a SEAL too, but the military was scared I was too good and claimed I wasn't "psychologically compatible" enough to join. More like I'm too much of a free thinker.
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MizPiz posted:You can make your jokes, but I'll have you know I've been lifelong member of MENSA and could have been considered the smartest kid in my school district if I didn't already know school is just a tool for indoctrination by middle school. Could have been a SEAL too, but the military was scared I was too good and claimed I wasn't "psychologically compatible" enough to join. More like I'm too much of a free thinker. MizPiz's uncle works for Nintendo in Japan, too, and he told me there's a special level in Mario 3 where if you get the leaf and the mushroom simultaneously a rocket appears and it shoots you into space and you can play the rest of the game ON MARS and also Princess Toadstool's shirtless for the rest of the game.
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how me a frog posted:What are the chances everyone turns out to have been a child prodigy in the stdh thread? Some people peak in primary school. Like they are further along then others as a kid then slip back into the pack as they get older.
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My ex claimed to have been on fairly friendly terms with legendary Irish fiddler and singer Mairéad Ní Mhaonaigh (of Irish folk group Altan), in addition to supposedly having met King Hussein of Jordan and one of his kids. I suppose it could be true but she was so completely full of poo poo most of the time that I really doubt it.
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Bertrand Hustle posted:My ex claimed to have been on fairly friendly terms with legendary Irish fiddler and singer Mairéad Ní Mhaonaigh (of Irish folk group Altan), in addition to supposedly having met King Hussein of Jordan and one of his kids. If she's Irish this may be true. That stereotype that all Irish people know each other is very obnoxious but irritatingly kind of accurate. In terms of size and population we're tiny, we'd be in the top ten smallest american states in size and population.
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Bertrand Hustle posted:My ex claimed to have been on fairly friendly terms with legendary Irish fiddler and singer Mairéad Ní Mhaonaigh (of Irish folk group Altan), in addition to supposedly having met King Hussein of Jordan and one of his kids. Did you know the Prince of Jordan was once on Star Trek Its true
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Maybe his ex- was an extra on Star Trek. But only in Ireland.
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# ? Feb 13, 2015 18:09 |
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EmmyOk posted:If she's Irish this may be true. That stereotype that all Irish people know each other is very obnoxious but irritatingly kind of accurate. In terms of size and population we're tiny, we'd be in the top ten smallest american states in size and population. Dunno. I'm Irish and I know gently caress all about any of you.
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Samizdata posted:Dunno. I'm Irish and I know gently caress all about any of you. Non-autistic Irish people.
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canyoneer posted:My dad tells his Spanish students that American animals can't communicate well with Mexican animals for that same reason. The dogs here say "woof woof" and the dogs in Mexico say "guao guao." This was a joke in Ace Ventura Pet Detective. Oh wow that movie is pretty old now. E: Oh poo poo it was Dr. Doolittle wasn't it? gently caress if I know. Zaphod42 has a new favorite as of 21:36 on Feb 13, 2015 |
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how me a frog posted:What are the chances everyone turns out to have been a child prodigy in the stdh thread? I don't now, look likes every poster was talking aboot reading gooder than others in particulars; in an forum thart emphasices good grammar and speeling, dislike most other forums on the interanets, seems like peoples whos cans read gooder would be attracted to such a place. Such as and like.
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Samizdata posted:But, what does the fox say? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vmn9asN-8AE
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I miss corn in the bible's old avatar.
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# ? Feb 14, 2015 05:16 |
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quote:(Shop)lifted To A Less Aggressive State
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sweeperbravo posted:I miss corn in the bible's old avatar. i'm not buying another avatar, it'd just vanish when i get banned again
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# ? Feb 14, 2015 07:44 |
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"Then when I got back to the store it turns out that I was told by my co-manager that I'd been fired for pursuing a shoplifter which is against company policy!"
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EmmyOk posted:If she's Irish this may be true. That stereotype that all Irish people know each other is very obnoxious but irritatingly kind of accurate. In terms of size and population we're tiny, we'd be in the top ten smallest american states in size and population. Not even remotely Irish. Do you know Mairéad Ní Mhaonaigh?
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# ? Feb 14, 2015 09:36 |
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Getaway car ? You'd think he robbed a bank, not a lovely rental store.
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# ? Feb 14, 2015 10:31 |
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"It's Saturday night and we are slammed... I'm gonna take a quick smoke break." Probably true, the rest is just so stupid and silly.
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# ? Feb 14, 2015 13:44 |
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*Follows a much larger man into a dark parking lot over $400*
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Fathis Munk posted:Getaway car ? You'd think he robbed a bank, not a lovely rental store. Very common. Shoplifters doing it as a career almost always work in at least pairs. Either one as look out or driver, depending on place they're hitting, and the other doing the lifting.
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A lot of stores I worked for wanted us to get the license plate numbers of shoplifters so we could just report them that way, so usually they tried to get out of there pretty quickly.
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# ? Feb 14, 2015 17:12 |
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quote:TIFU by going to dinner at my bfs parents with a vibrator
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# ? Feb 14, 2015 19:46 |
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No
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# ? Feb 14, 2015 20:25 |
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And that woman was Katherine Heigl.
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# ? Feb 14, 2015 20:41 |
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I'll just orgasm at his parents over dinner, yes. That is a totally normal response to have. Why would I even consider excusing myself to the bathroom once they start vibrating? Nup, better cum super hard in front of them, then comment on their bathroom habits. ....this was typed up with one hand, wasn't it?
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Yolo Swaggins Esq posted:I'll just orgasm at his parents over dinner, yes. That is a totally normal response to have. Why would I even consider excusing myself to the bathroom once they start vibrating? Nup, better cum super hard in front of them, then comment on their bathroom habits. It reads like one of those "EMBARASSING STORIES" segments they have in Cosmo
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sweeperbravo posted:It reads like one of those "EMBARASSING STDH STORIES" segments they have in Cosmo ftfy
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Yolo Swaggins Esq posted:I'll just orgasm at his parents over dinner, yes. That is a totally normal response to have. Why would I even consider excusing myself to the bathroom once they start vibrating? Nup, better cum super hard in front of them, then comment on their bathroom habits. Clearly there was no time. Orgasms happen instantly and there's no warning or time to just leave the table. Also (though I'll admit I don't know anything about vibrating panties specifically) I've never encountered a vibrator that didn't make a lot of noise. Even the quieter ones would be incredibly obvious in a situation like sitting at a family dinner table. So I guess not only did they eat something bad, but it was that food poisoning that makes your intestines buzz loudly.
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Kimmalah posted:Also (though I'll admit I don't know anything about vibrating panties specifically) I've never encountered a vibrator that didn't make a lot of noise. Even the quieter ones would be incredibly obvious in a situation like sitting at a family dinner table. So I guess not only did they eat something bad, but it was that food poisoning that makes your intestines buzz loudly. That, and apparently just taking the batteries out before putting them on was obviously never an option here.
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# ? Feb 15, 2015 06:01 |
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This just sounds like racist made up bullshit If you don't want to click it, it's an ebaumsworld link about stuff "urban" kids say when they are taken out on nature walks. Sample: "Jamarcus mad because I change his Facebook to say he like men. He can't change it cuz this forest ain't got no Wi-Fi." There's a Twitter account or something associated with this but it's just so loving stupid. I wasn't sure whether to post it here or in the Awkward Ugly Gross thread but I'm pretty sure it's just a guy posting his guess at what a
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Boris Galerkin posted:That feeling all us girls know.
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jodai posted:This just sounds like racist made up bullshit That listicle serves as proof that the author has never been around black people before.
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Bargearse posted:That, and apparently just taking the batteries out before putting them on was obviously never an option here. Nor was going commando or, like, quickly hand washing a pair of undies for the super special parent dinner. Nope, gotta be vibrating ones.
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# ? Feb 15, 2015 10:04 |
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Variation on an old STDH
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# ? Feb 15, 2015 10:08 |
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Fathis Munk posted:Variation on an old STDH Yeah, nobody believed the old one either.
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Nothing like the downfall of humanity and civilization and the associated trauma combined with violent, immediate death if you go in guns blazing to take your man's mind off things and get him in the mood.
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