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since this is the de facto google thread, today absentee landlords larry and sergei announced that they’re not showing up to work anymore and gave all of alphabet to sundar. whether this is good or bad, who loving knows. it’s not like he’s done a great job reigning in the dicking around at google.
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The Management posted:larry and sergei announced that they’re not showing up to work anymore were they doing this before
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Soricidus posted:I won’t rest until I have a phone that’s just a ball covered in thousands of cameras like a compound eye
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it's a piece of poo poo and a redundant device for me, but hey i saved a whole $20!bull3964 posted:Ok, there was another $20 off when you ordered from Fossil so I bought a Gen 5 Carlyle HR Smoke Stainless Steel for $185 and it arrived today.
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gotta have a backup watch for your backup phone
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but what about your backup backup phone
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I have a day watch and on the night watch, so I'm always on offence
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The Management posted:since this is the de facto google thread, google released another messaging platform a couple of days ago. this time in the photos app
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Endless Mike posted:but what about your backup backup phone back dat phone up
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Endless Mike posted:it's a piece of poo poo and a redundant device for me, but hey i saved a whole $20! need to have a watch with 1gb of ram so it’s buttery smooth
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it’s true my dumb watch only updates at 1hz
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Jenny Agutter posted:it’s true my dumb watch only updates at 1hz
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truth hz
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my watch updates at 32768 Hz.
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:truth hz
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Sagebrush posted:my watch updates at -32768 Hz.
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:truth hz
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They must be using Microsoft's agile testing methodology.
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lol perfect storm of google not understanding how people use their poo poo and people not understanding why to not misuse poo poo in a particular way
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a deeper look at the biggest fuckup of all, using chrome for anything
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the second biggest fuckup was letting developers use chrome application storage for sensitive dataquote:"Our app collects financial/transactional data (invoices, credits, etc) and absolutely cannot revert to the old data. Our users have assumed their unprocessed data has been lost and have already re-keyed in transactions that they collected while offline. There's now been 5 days worth of new transactions."
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quote:One Chrome developer, Tobias Sargeant, asked the crowd of developers: "Are you aware that you can test with beta versions of webview? This change was made in beta 6 weeks ago, and had the issue been picked up at that point we would have been able to address it before it significantly impacted users." Both Chrome and the Android System WebView have "stable," "beta," and "dev" versions freely available in the Play Store, and apparently no one caught this change in time. it’s your fault for not testing our updates.
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The Management posted:it’s your fault for not testing our updates. mystes posted:They must be using Microsoft's agile testing methodology.
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The Management posted:it’s your fault for not testing our updates. el-oh-loving-el Anroid.
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my first experience with anroid was the local store of text messages being completely wiped after 1 week of og droid ownership in 2009. some things change, others stay the same
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![]() not from this distance your honor
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Celexi posted:
googtendo itch
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it would probably be terrible but there's nothing inherently wrong with the idea of making a Switch But Good
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except the switch is already good, and specifically because it doesn't try to be any other kind of bullshit
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~Coxy posted:it would probably be terrible but there's nothing inherently wrong with the idea of making a Switch But Good they already did, it’s called the switch
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streaming on the go is 100% a non-starter anyway, the case can just barely be made (for someone more competent than google) in a wired setting, but it is not even workable over wifi as things stand.
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i guess this is the google thread so i wanted to post that google maps is real stupid because when i put in an airport code like KMER it says "couldn't find anything for that" but the first suggested search result is always the airport i'm looking for. stupid dumb poo poo. stupid programmers.
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no this is now the apple thread bc graph sucks
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oh good timb copies... elon musk?
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moto delays the new razr to 2020 flip through the gallery at the top, the hinge has to expand beyond the width of the phone when closed, contracting as it opens. this thing will get fully loving wrecked in anything like a pocket or purse also: ![]() retro mode
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lmao a bunch of gbsers in the tech support thread got their feelings hurt because I called anroid a poorphone
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The MUMPSorceress posted:lmao a bunch of gbsers in the tech support thread got their feelings hurt because I called anroid a poorphone look at me I was trying to make fun of poor people and no one laughed with me, WTF? You're better than that
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The MUMPSorceress posted:lmao a bunch of gbsers in the tech support thread got their feelings hurt because I called anroid a poorphone yeah, i wouldn't do that outside of yospos i wouldn't do it inside yospos either, but at least here it's understood as a joke
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just call it a poortastephone
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