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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS


“Due to the coronavirus limitations in Poland, the fans of Motor Lublin club borrowed 18 cranes to support their team.”

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Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*




That's the thing with the Pan-European torpedoes, they are very fast but do very little damage.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lo05D-_k1d4

Vindolanda
Feb 13, 2012

It's just like him too, y'know?

Azathoth posted:

I mean, not really? Looks like they hit fore and aft of the anti-michelin bulges. Sure they're gonna do some showy damage and maybe slow them a bit, but it's not going to incapacitate them.

Even if the crew gets the rear damage patched the front strike will limit maximum speed. Too fast and they’ll peel open the hull, too slow and they’ll be in gun range by morning. The most they can hope for is to take shelter in a neutral car park and effect repair before the fees stack up.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Crane broke in Down Town Toronto.

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/crane-collapse-toronto-1.5652005

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


https://i.imgur.com/RoGzysp.mp4

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle





I warned you about leverage bro. I told you dog.

grillster
Dec 25, 2004

:chaostrump:

What thread is this from or do I need Archives?

SyNack Sassimov
May 4, 2006

Let the robot win.
            --Captain James T. Vader


grillster posted:

What thread is this from or do I need Archives?

Here you go:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3904642&perpage=40&pagenumber=338#post506623485

grillster
Dec 25, 2004

:chaostrump:

I do not have Archives
I am posting from the future

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

grillster posted:

I do not have Archives
I am posting from the future
:golfclap:

-Zydeco-
Nov 12, 2007


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wm0bO-Szfn8

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"

that's an awesome mechanism

The Real Amethyst
Apr 20, 2018

When no one was looking, Serval took forty Japari buns. She took 40 buns. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.

That looks very cold inside. I like the yellow curtains in the cab.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://i.imgur.com/hagCe52.gifv


quote:

and I'll look down, and whisper ... no

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



The previous one just barely cleared before he stepped back (without even looking)

:gonk:

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Icon Of Sin posted:

The previous one just barely cleared before he stepped back (without even looking)

:gonk:

Looking at his pants cuffs/shin height, he's bumped it a few times.

minato
Jun 7, 2004

cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.
Taco Defender
When you go to change the batteries on a hibernating bear's radio collar, make sure it's actually asleep.



TLDR: they tranq'd it, then went back in after they'd thought it had taken effect, and that's when they got that photo. Then:

quote:

The bear started crawling toward us until I was forced out of the den. We frantically blocked the exit with backpacks and sticks as Wes jabbed him again—but he powered through our barricade with groggy steps and began to crawl down the snowy slope. Jeff and Jordan lunged for his back paws, straining to hold on to him; Wes jumped on his back and grabbed his collar.

The bear pulled them down the hillside and came to rest in the lower branches of a pine tree. The tranquilliser had kicked in—he was asleep. Wes and his brother changed out the radio collar and checked his health, but we had one more daunting task: getting a limp 350-pound bear up the snowy embankment and safely back to his den before he awoke. We pushed and pulled with every muscle. Before the sedative wore off, we succeeded.

CleverHans
Apr 25, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

Trying to decide if the vibe I am getting is more "Star Wars sandcrawler" or more "House that can scooch itself somewhere else if it feels like it"

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

CleverHans posted:

Trying to decide if the vibe I am getting is more "Star Wars sandcrawler" or more "House that can scooch itself somewhere else if it feels like it"

Baba Yaga got rid of the chicken hut?

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009



Powerful post-apocalypse vibes here.

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015


I love the beautiful curtains in the window, homey touch.

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer

This was the worst chase scene in Mad Max

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

Skynet’s alpha looking rough.

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.


High tech security house looking good

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
I've never really understood why they use giant feet over, say, treads

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

haveblue posted:

I've never really understood why they use giant feet over, say, treads

Everyone wants to be Baba Yaga

Uncle Enzo
Apr 28, 2008

I always wanted to be a Wizard

haveblue posted:

I've never really understood why they use giant feet over, say, treads

The feet on a walking dragline exert much less pressure on the ground compared to tracks and are much more durable. I thought I remembered they're faster, somewhere? By the time you're moving a machine that size over uneven ground you're never going to be going more than a couple meters a minute anyways. That kind of machine can reach a huge amount of ground from one spot so you don't generally have to move them very often or very far. It's not like it's going to be road-legal, if you have to move it outside the worksite you are going to have to take it apart anyways.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


haveblue posted:

I've never really understood why they use giant feet over, say, treads

Also when turning, Dragline feet dont chew up teh ground like tracks would. It just rotates on it's butt with feet up.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Humphreys posted:

Also when turning, Dragline feet dont chew up teh ground like tracks would. It just rotates on it's butt with feet up.

Oh I have one for this I posted in the Terrible Car Stuff thread.

https://i.imgur.com/XRi69XQ.mp4

The ground isn't great to start with, and running those things over it just mulches it.

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

haveblue posted:

I've never really understood why they use giant feet over, say, treads

treads are pretty good if you're going in a straight line and don't care about loving up the ground entirely, but once you've got a machine beyond large then both the turn radius and the degree of ground destruction become disadvantagous

the rocket pad crawler thing they use in spaceflight only has to go on a certain known route and you can pave that route

HarmB
Jun 19, 2006



luxury handset posted:

treads are pretty good if you're going in a straight line and don't care about loving up the ground entirely, but once you've got a machine beyond large then both the turn radius and the degree of ground destruction become disadvantagous

the rocket pad crawler thing they use in spaceflight only has to go on a certain known route and you can pave that route

they had to use a ~250' crane at my work to replace an a/c unit on top of the building (why on top?), but the spot they needed to put the crane in was grass, so they laid down a bunch of 1" thick steel plates the crane sat on top of. grass was a bit brown from being covered for a week while the crane was built/used/unbuilt, and the whole area was kinda compressed, but it bounced back pretty quickly

Jabor
Jul 16, 2010

#1 Loser at SpaceChem
AC units are on top of buildings because they're loud as heck and need lots of airflow.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

luxury handset posted:

treads are pretty good if you're going in a straight line and don't care about loving up the ground entirely, but once you've got a machine beyond large then both the turn radius and the degree of ground destruction become disadvantagous

Okay, I didn't think about it: how does a walker turn? Can the feet move independently?

bij
Feb 24, 2007

The whole thing rotates on the base with the feet up.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

bij posted:

The whole thing rotates on the base with the feet up.

Ah, neat!

VVVVVVVVVVVVVVV
Edit: Ah, neat!

Uthor fucked around with this message at 05:30 on Jul 21, 2020

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

Uthor posted:

Okay, I didn't think about it: how does a walker turn? Can the feet move independently?

well, you see, they clear the path to Absolution Gap with nuclear warheads, then a mechanical sequence is locked in that prevents the caravans from deviating from the path under Haldora unless Quaiche says something different

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ

luxury handset posted:

treads are pretty good if you're going in a straight line and don't care about loving up the ground entirely, but once you've got a machine beyond large then both the turn radius and the degree of ground destruction become disadvantagous

As an example, here's a tank destroying a cobblestone road (and jamming its tracks) by turning in place:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpNQbwWP3hQ&t=25s

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

boar guy posted:

well, you see, they clear the path to Absolution Gap with nuclear warheads, then a mechanical sequence is locked in that prevents the caravans from deviating from the path under Haldora unless Quaiche says something different

I know the bridge is ancient and seems strong but I seriously doubt it can take the weight of all those cathedrals.

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Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Uthor posted:

Okay, I didn't think about it: how does a walker turn? Can the feet move independently?

because the entire crane guy can rotate on top of the walker pad, this means also that you can have little legs on the crane guy which bear the weight and thus can lift up to rotate the walker pad in place. so imagine shuffling around on your knees to move, then using your arms to hold your entire body off the ground as you rotate your hips freely to establish a new direction

you could probably do this with treads too but the weight of machinery involved at this scale would be another point in favor of walking over treads

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