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Randaconda posted:
My randaconda don't My randaconda don't My randaconda don't want none Unless you're all AUG hon
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Rayjenkins posted:Onions are like dogs. I thought they were like ogres. ![]()
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Wheat Loaf posted:I thought they were like ogres. Nah it's because like dogs I like all onions
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Ambitious Spider posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/6mwspj/me_32m_with_my_coworkerfriend_24f_of_one_year_how/ you left out the title where he's 32 and she's 24
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Ambitious Spider posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/6mwspj/me_32m_with_my_coworkerfriend_24f_of_one_year_how/ Holy poo poo. It's insane how the guy just willingly posted in great detail how HE'S the hosed up person here and soliciting advice on how to be proper White Knight, but when I got to the part about where "I spoke to my Mother and we both agree" it took it to whole other level. i was gonna ask for more but now I'm gonna work my way through the reddit thread. BiggerBoat has a new favorite as of 23:50 on Jul 14, 2017 |
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BiggerBoat posted:Holy poo poo. It's insane how the guy just willingly posted in great detail how HE'S the hosed up person here and soliciting advice on how to be proper White Knight, but when I got to the part about where "I spoke to my Mother and we both agree" it took it to whole other level. yeah that's like a significant chunk of that subreddit, esp if you sort by "controversial" the rest is horror stories from the other end and a sprinkling of pretty normal boring counseling stuff
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wtf i ordered a goodburger with nothing on it, that's something
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Ambitious Spider posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/6mwspj/me_32m_with_my_coworkerfriend_24f_of_one_year_how/ Jesus loving Christ.
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Ambitious Spider posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/6mwspj/me_32m_with_my_coworkerfriend_24f_of_one_year_how/ Yeah, I'm sure that she had to leave because her boyfriend was coming to get her and not because this guy is a huge loving creep... THIRD RED FLAG lol
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Ambitious Spider posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/6mwspj/me_32m_with_my_coworkerfriend_24f_of_one_year_how/ Now, to be fair, I have been that lovely of a human at a few points in my life. I have misread situations that badly and assumed the worst while being completely oblivious to the other person's feelings. I have been that deeply in denial about the nature of my desired relationship with another person. I have seen an entire friendship go up in smoke in a single night because I was too pushy. In my defence, I was less than half this person's age at the time, had zero authority, and didn't post about it online as if I was in the right. E: How the gently caress do you hit 32 without understanding the fundamentals of this poo poo
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Step three, with bitch drop the "t" 'Cause bich is Latin for generosity
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treiz01 posted:Yeah, I'm sure that she had to leave because her boyfriend was coming to get her and not because this guy is a huge loving creep... THIRD RED FLAG. She might have been loving her boyfriend who she hasn't seen a while instead of responding my to my creepy text messages. I thought this was a good follow up post someone made: quote:Imagine if “Jennifer” wrote this: EDIT: Somfin posted:Now, to be fair, I have been that lovely of a human at a few points in my life. I have misread situations that badly and assumed the worst while being completely oblivious to the other person's feelings. I have been that deeply in denial about the nature of my desired relationship with another person. I have seen an entire friendship go up in smoke in a single night because I was too pushy. Go on.
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Ambitious Spider posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/6mwspj/me_32m_with_my_coworkerfriend_24f_of_one_year_how/ Holy loving poo poo. I read like that entire thread. It's just like pages and pages (if Reddit had pages) of people telling this guy's he's insane, he's the problem, leave this poor girl alone. He responded the the one positive and/or enabling (It's been deleted) comment, thanking them for the advice because that's what he was planning to do, out of literally hundreds of others. I find it unfathomable how he can be so delusional that he is ignoring so, so many negative responses telling him to loving cut it out, you are this woman's boss, not her friend, you are lucky that you haven't been fired, sued, or both. I really hope he's a troll, because holy poo poo.
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BiggerBoat posted:EDIT: I was 15, I've been borderline for autism (found this one out recently, I was tested as a kid and the doc made a judgment call that I was close) my entire life, and I was part of the nerd clique at an all-boys school. I was not well socialised as a kid and didn't really understand people. Terrible theory of mind. Turns out if you combine that with too much lovely media consumption you end up with a really warped view of how relationships are meant to work. I'm better now, I hope, but back then, I wouldn't have wanted to know me.
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om nom nom posted:Step three, with bitch drop the "t" What ![]()
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BiggerBoat posted:THIRD RED FLAG. She might have been loving her boyfriend who she hasn't seen a while instead of responding my to my creepy text messages. As I was reading it that was the first thing I thought. If she hadn't seem him in a while she'd likely go to the gala for a little bit then book it the gently caress home and have a great night in. Honestly, who wouldn't in that situation? Creepy boss is lucky she showed up at all. When you really miss someone like that, it shouldn't be a surprise that they become top priority.
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Somfin posted:I was 15, I've been borderline for autism (found this one out recently, I was tested as a kid and the doc made a judgment call that I was close) my entire life, and I was part of the nerd clique at an all-boys school. I was not well socialised as a kid and didn't really understand people. Terrible theory of mind. Turns out if you combine that with too much lovely media consumption you end up with a really warped view of how relationships are meant to work. I mean, everyone sucks when they're fifteen. Everyone. When I was fifteen, I wore black lipstick and fishnets to go with my grandma to Bed, Bath, and Beyond because I was mad goth and super edgy. You probably don't even suck as badly as you think you did. The sad part of that insane reddit post is that the dude is 32 and still acts this way. That scares the everloving poo poo out of me, even though I am obviously mad goth and super edgy. Also, this girl is dumber than a hatful of poop for not recognizing his assy behavior and saying, "Steve, you are overstepping professional boundaries." I would have been equally as dumb at 24, but still: SET BOUNDARIES. And loving call HR if they're not respected.
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Jennifer's boyfriend sounds cool.
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Please someone explain this madness.
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DicktheCat posted:Please someone explain this madness. I don't think anyone can explain why a guy would get a tattoo of what appears to be the dude from Edvard Munch's "The Scream" as a nun....but I think we're all glad we've seen it.
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DicktheCat posted:Please someone explain this madness. Madness?? THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!
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New Wave Jose posted:Madness?? THIS IS SPARTA!!!!! Am I missing a meta-joke here or did you seriously just reference 300?
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Ziv Zulander posted:Am I missing a meta-joke here or did you seriously just reference 300? haha
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Heh. Butterface.
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Jerry Cotton posted:What Step four, don't say gently caress anymore, because gently caress is the worst word that you can say.
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Instead of gently caress, just say mkay!
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maybe im the aug but i realized in my hilariously awkward teenage years the difference between hooking up and wanting a relationship and i said to the girl on MYSPACE; "you want to hang out, maybe go on a date?" "no im not looking for a relationship right now" "cool no prob, you want to gently caress anyway?" "ya pick me up" we hosed... that poo poo worked more than once
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I know it doesn't actually belong in this thread, not being AUG and all, but considering the amount of "what I'm doing/what I'm good at" types of profile screen caps posted I thought I'd post my favorite.![]()
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Knee posted:I know it doesn't actually belong in this thread, not being AUG and all, but considering the amount of "what I'm doing/what I'm good at" types of profile screen caps posted I thought I'd post my favorite. Love this
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Leavemywife posted:My randaconda don't ![]()
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Ambitious Spider posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/6mwspj/me_32m_with_my_coworkerfriend_24f_of_one_year_how/ How about some Poe's law to start your day? I tried to find a clip of Xander Crews marvelling at how realistic that Xticle looked under his helmet, but apparently that doesn't exist?. It would have been perfect for this.
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Well there's at least one positive in that photo.
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"but none of that will bring daddy back" Ice burn! ![]()
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PCOS Bill posted:Well there's at least one positive in that photo. You finally felt free wearing that suit?
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MrCussMustard posted:How about some Poe's law to start your day? http://www.adultswim.com/videos/frisky-dingo/cant-live-with-the-xtacles/#t0lgTPIUniqB That was such a great show.
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PCOS Bill posted:Well there's at least one positive in that photo. itt pcos bill admits to being a furry
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