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ssh
Dec 9, 2001

by elpintogrande


!!!91 CAMARO RS 1800 - $1800 (reno sparks)

i have a 91 camaro 5 speed no rust no leaks strong smallblock 350 t top nice just put in a new stairo well give me a call at 775 221 3805 give me a call today ok thank you and if you want to look at the car i am at 5th n keystone at the smoken head shop well thanks and give me a call thank you tex me for picks let me know if you have any thing to trade for the ccar well let me know



I'm assuming that really strange paintjob with the crooked stripes has more to do with the head shop than anything else. FWIW, 5th&Keystone is a bit of a dive; there used to be a dollar store on the corner, but it closed due to theft.

And a bonus Santamobile:

ssh fucked around with this message at 20:06 on Nov 13, 2009

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bladernr
Oct 3, 2006
I'm not wearing any pants. Film at 11!

ssh posted:

!!!91 CAMARO RS 1800 - $1800 (reno sparks)

i have a 91 camaro 5 speed no rust no leaks strong smallblock 350 t top nice just put in a new stairo well give me a call at 775 221 3805 give me a call today ok thank you and if you want to look at the car i am at 5th n keystone at the smoken head shop well thanks and give me a call thank you tex me for picks let me know if you have any thing to trade for the ccar well let me know

Do you have stairo in your car?

Seriously though, I don't know if this is or true gold... for 1800 bucks, if it's at least in decent mechanical shape, about 20 bucks worth of flat black spray and that'd be a fun car to ride around in.

Hell, I'd even grow a mullet to drive that thing around.

You Am I
May 20, 2001

I will decide who posts John Howard pictures in this thread and the circumstances in which they post.


Harley C posted:

Its not craigslist but the picture of the guy, the number plate and the description made me lose it.

http://www.carpoint.com.au/all-cars...id=123CA560FC45
I really hate the two tone paint jobs some of those R33s have. Makes them look like something from the 80s

MATLAB 1988
Sep 20, 2009
Have I posted about my Subaru XT yet? Here are pictures of my Subaru XT. POST POST POST.

Black gold for sale, $25,000: Very few will possess its limited number. So lavishly appointed, there are virtually no options.

http://stlouis.craigslist.org/cto/1463664569.html


Click here for the full 920x716 image.


This could be you for the low price of 25 grand.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWF-hH1nloo

Abe Froman
Jul 2, 2003

The Sausage King of Chicago

If only car manufacturers hadn't lost the art of making commercials. That was awesome and makes me wish I had that car.

Edit: and a moustache.

orange lime
Jul 24, 2008



ssh posted:

Anyone want a '95 5.0 with 'lumbo' doors?



I really, really, really hope that he couldn't figure out how to make the doors open any further than what you see, and you have to slide in under the gap and hope you don't get decapitated.

ssh
Dec 9, 2001

by elpintogrande


bladernr posted:

Hell, I'd even grow a mullet to drive that thing around.

I drove by; it's really, really, really hosed up.

orange lime posted:

I really, really, really hope that he couldn't figure out how to make the doors open any further than what you see, and you have to slide in under the gap and hope you don't get decapitated.

Around these parts, it's hard to tell. Man, this is an AWESOME Geo, though.

1991 GEO STORM



Here's a much better view:

Nuevo
May 23, 2006




Fun Shoe

ssh posted:



Pictures like that really make me wonder if there isn't damage to the front passenger corner. This thread and Craigslist in general has made me very jaded.

Doctor Zero
Sep 21, 2002

Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

ssh posted:

I drove by; it's really, really, really hosed up.


Around these parts, it's hard to tell. Man, this is an AWESOME Geo, though.

1991 GEO STORM



Here's a much better view:



$900 car with a Lotus suspension. gently caress yeah.

ab0z
Jun 28, 2008

by angerbotSD


MATLAB 1988 posted:

Black gold for sale, $25,000: Very few will possess its limited number. So lavishly appointed, there are virtually no options.

http://stlouis.craigslist.org/cto/1463664569.html


Click here for the full 920x716 image.


This could be you for the low price of 25 grand.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWF-hH1nloo



For $25,000 that had better be loving MINT condition, I don't give a drat how "limited edition" it is. Hell for that money the girl from the commercial should come with it.

ssh
Dec 9, 2001

by elpintogrande


ab0z posted:

For $25,000 that had better be loving MINT condition, I don't give a drat how "limited edition" it is. Hell for that money the girl from the commercial should come with it.

She's probably your mom.

ab0z
Jun 28, 2008

by angerbotSD


ssh posted:

She's probably your mom.

haha no but seriously my mom had a Firebird

gucci bane
Oct 27, 2008





I HATE CARS posted:

That is definitely a West Australian car. I never want to have to live in that shithole of a state again.

Hey, it's pretty good if you live within less than a km from the river.

Nuevo
May 23, 2006




Fun Shoe

People on Craigslist are out of their drat minds. A grand. For this.

I bought a running 72 Dodge Dart with only 75K on the clock for $500 11 years ago.

http://bham.craigslist.org/ctd/1459034631.html

John posted:

1968 Plymouth Sport Fury 383 big-block, 727 Torqueflite

This car DOES NOT RUN!

Please look at the pictures - it is ROUGH!
It has never run since I've had it - I have no idea what it's problem is.
I had it for a parts car, and I sold the other car

Motor, tranny and rearend should be worth the asking price
No, I won't part it out - don't have the time. You buy it and part it out, LOL!

Will need to be towed, or I can deliver it on my rollback for a fair price.

Call John
If you're serious, call me. I don't check my email that often.





Nuevo fucked around with this message at 15:21 on Nov 14, 2009

Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002

Slur, your fighting style is extremely problematic!

quote:

I have no idea what it's problem is.
I think we can take a guess by looking at the picture of a torn up engine bay with half of parts missing.

Bolkovr
Apr 20, 2002

A chump and a hoagie going buck wild

Good news: 1974 Peugeot Diesel for sale - $150

Bad news: this is what you'll look like driving it:

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!


Bolkovr posted:

Good news: 1974 Peugeot Diesel for sale - $150

Bad news: this is what you'll look like driving it:



A very perverse part of me wants that car. Nothing says "daily driver" like a 35 year old French Diesel.

vs Dinosaurs
Mar 14, 2009


For $150? I would drive that bad boy around town, look at how many 'chicks' I could pick up!


By the sound of it, how much would getting that thing running again cost?

TylerC
Jun 16, 2005

by Tiny Fistpump


Perhaps real gold, we'll see if he calls back

http://neworleans.craigslist.org/cto/1465903355.html

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.


vs Dinosaurs posted:

For $150? I would drive that bad boy around town, look at how many 'chicks' I could pick up!


By the sound of it, how much would getting that thing running again cost?

How much is an LSx?

Sh4
Feb 8, 2009


Bolkovr posted:

Good news: 1974 Peugeot Diesel for sale - $150

Bad news: this is what you'll look like driving it:



If it's rust free it's worth like 5000$ in France

(The Peugeot dealer buys back older peugeots at great prices when you buy a new car and then crush the old ones, older peugeots are so rare that when the 207 came out, an auto magazine wanted to do a 205-206-207 reportage and contacted a lot of collectors because it's that difficult to find a clean stock 1992 205)

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.


Okay, first of all, I think those turn signals and that headlight may be bungee-corded in place. Second...
http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/mcy/1465967032.html

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orange lime
Jul 24, 2008



VideoTapir posted:

Okay, first of all, I think those turn signals and that headlight may be bungee-corded in place. Second...
http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/mcy/1465967032.html



I honestly do think that people just go "well I guess I took like 3 photos" and pick the last three images on their camera and hit upload. There's no other explanation that makes any sense. "Free gun with this motorcycle"? Or maybe "If you don't buy this I'll shoot you"?

subx
Jan 12, 2003

If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

orange lime posted:

I honestly do think that people just go "well I guess I took like 3 photos" and pick the last three images on their camera and hit upload. There's no other explanation that makes any sense. "Free gun with this motorcycle"? Or maybe "If you don't buy this I'll shoot you"?

It may be more of a "try to gently caress me over and I have this." I would call it somewhat appropriate considering the amount of dipshits reading Craigslist.

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.


I don't understand how insurance works.

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VideoTapir fucked around with this message at 19:16 on Nov 15, 2009

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

High Energy, Good Feeling!




Well at least he lists what he drank a bottle of before making that ad, or is that the car color?

my1999gsr
Mar 21, 2009



At a glance I thought "Why is Wolverine selling an SUV?"

el topo
Apr 11, 2008

by Fistgrrl


Boat posted:

People on Craigslist are out of their drat minds. A grand. For this.

You buy the car and get the ecosystem within for free!

Man-Eating Cow
Jan 18, 2001

by Fistgrrl


VideoTapir posted:

Okay, first of all, I think those turn signals and that headlight may be bungee-corded in place. Second...
http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/mcy/1465967032.html



All I can think of when I see this ad is:

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003

Psst! It's me!
The Sinister with the mutant gene.


$3100 for this? Either stolen or seriously hosed.
http://fortwayne.craigslist.org/ctd/1469535680.html

Click here for the full 971x560 image.

destructo
Apr 29, 2006


Rhyno posted:

$3100 for this? Either stolen or seriously hosed.
http://fortwayne.craigslist.org/ctd/1469535680.html

Click here for the full 971x560 image.

Fuel: Gasoline

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003

Psst! It's me!
The Sinister with the mutant gene.


destructo posted:

Fuel: Gasoline

Hey, there may have been some confusion man.

I shot off an email, for $3000 I wouldn't say no to a clean RAV4.

Sterndotstern
Nov 16, 2002

by Y Kant Ozma Post


Rhyno posted:

Hey, there may have been some confusion man.

I shot off an email, for $3000 I wouldn't say no to a clean RAV4.

First time on craigslist?

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003

Psst! It's me!
The Sinister with the mutant gene.


Sterndotstern posted:

First time on craigslist?

Not even close man, I'm fairly certain it's hosed from the tires up but it's like 5 minutes from where I work so what harm can looking do?

Tai-Pan
Feb 9, 2001


Rhyno posted:

Not even close man, I'm fairly certain it's hosed from the tires up but it's like 5 minutes from where I work so what harm can looking do?

Can I interest you in some free Nigerian gold?
One owner, an old prince, only took it out to look at it on Sundays.

MrKatharsis
Nov 29, 2003

feel the bern


Rhyno posted:

$3100 for this? Either stolen or seriously hosed.
http://fortwayne.craigslist.org/ctd/1469535680.html

Click here for the full 971x560 image.


I can see the fake, faintly colored text in that picture. Jesus Christ, what an obvious fake.

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg


Rhyno posted:

Not even close man, I'm fairly certain it's hosed from the tires up but it's like 5 minutes from where I work so what harm can looking do?

It's not 5 minutes from you.

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!


slidebite posted:

It's not 5 minutes from you.

now now, maybe he lives in nigeria

Doctor Zero
Sep 21, 2002

Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

Rhyno posted:

Hey, there may have been some confusion man.

I shot off an email, for $3000 I wouldn't say no to a clean RAV4.

I'll sell you this EXACT car for $2000.

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slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg


Wheeler dealer extraordinaire
http://lethbridge.kijiji.ca/c-cars-...QAdIdZ169294676

quote:

THIS CAR WILL GO FOR 5500 EASY BUT I NEED IT GONE 4000 FIRM, TRADES CONSIDERED
If it'll go so easily at $5500 why would you only take $4000? Charity?

Further down the ad

quote:

Price is 4500

Was 5000 last week

Need to sell.

Get this good deal

Thanks

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