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nanodroogie
Apr 27, 2006

The Fritos are antiquated.

There are two Integra Type-R's on Portland craigslist at the moment. The problem with the first one is that he's not paranoid enough: http://portland.craigslist.org/clk/car/590454409.html

craigslist posted:

No test drives if I don't like the sound of things. And no, you will not meet me at my house. VIN will be given to serious buyers.

I believe the second managed to blow up his engine at 10,000 miles and had it rebuilt. I bet this car has led a rough life (even though it only has 44k miles): http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/car/594047312.html

craigslist posted:

... forged pistons, Forged rods, Balanced crankshaft, Bored .020 over and resleeved. It includes an msd 6btm ignition, stock ecu (needs to be upgraded to the hondata), and a Jackson Racing Supercharger running 6lbs. of boost...

... this car has never been to the track, so 1/4 times are unknown, but i can can tell you that this car is a screamer and very fast.

They're both in the sub-$13,000 range and clean titled, so honestly not that bad.

nanodroogie fucked around with this message at 23:52 on Mar 6, 2008

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V-Dubling
Jun 19, 2006

I really do love to fart


BananaClip posted:

http://dallas.craigslist.org/car/597780422.html



every day I am surprised by the wonders of the human mind.

Bobykits are hella sick

Waffle House
Oct 26, 2004

beep beEP BEEP

quote:

http://austin.craigslist.org/car/597065687.html

lowered 4 dr teg - $3800

1995 acura integra ls..it is 5spd, has 119k power windows locks and sunroof(glass has a crack).it is lowered on coilovers...it has a warm air intake, and a header that will go with it also have a type r spoiler and set of 17's that go with it. it has a panasonic deck and a baby system (since i have 2 babys)it is 1 pioneer 10 and a fosgate amp..the only work it really needs is cosmetic...it has a dent on the fender and a little dent on each side next to the trunck...paint is oxadized on the roof hood and trunk...the axc and heat work good..it is a very dependable car cuz i have to put my 6 month old, and 2 year old in it and dont have to worry bout being broken down on the side of the road. price is $3800 OBO will consider trade for bigger car or small suv of some sort.....call (or txt for faster response) 830-556-1575 you can also email BIGREDD55@aol.com


They're reproducing, guys.

Also I hope that they somehow figure out how to mount car seats on those slick servo motors like hidden amps and head units have.

Waffle House fucked around with this message at 03:11 on Mar 7, 2008

Q_res
Oct 29, 2005

Domo Arigato, Mr Roboto.


So, if you put a warm air intake and cold air intake on your car...

Do you end up with one of these?

Huggable Bear King
Jan 12, 2006
H.B.K.

quote:

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/car/598137440.html

The superman 1994 caprice has 12500 miles on it. Under the hood it has competition hooker headers MSD everything ignition coil, MSD box, spark plug wires, K&N air filter, glass packs exhaust. It has a viper 791 alarm system with tilt sensors. A 7 inch flip out in-dash tv and a 3 inch lift kit. Its has 22 inch rims with blue and red matching dust plates. There is a slight crash on the front left on the bumper kit and corner light. The inside also matches the color of the car. Car runs good and is fast. I am asking 4 $7500 OBO. If you want to see more pictures, I can email them to you




Toucan Sam
Sep 2, 2000


I would drive the gently caress out of that Superman car, plus i have the parts to fix it. I'd want to fit 24's with a different offset than it currently has because those wheels look off in the pictures. Price is completely crazy though.

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007


You're Goddamned right I support Medicare for all.







http://london.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehi...QQAdIdZ34422782

GREENEST. Car. Ever.
Remember, St. Paddy's Day is less than two weeks away!
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!?

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007


You're Goddamned right I support Medicare for all.







Haha... Holy loving lawl:

http://london.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehi...QQAdIdZ40749203

http://kijiji.ebayimg.com/i18/05/k/...G?set_id=1C4000
http://kijiji.ebayimg.com/i19/03/k/...G?set_id=1C4000

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Sudden Infant Def Syndrome
Oct 2, 2004



City Hunter posted:

Haha... Holy loving lawl:

http://london.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehi...QQAdIdZ40749203


I would so drive that.

HappyHelmet
Apr 9, 2003

Hail to the king baby!

Grimey Drawer

City Hunter posted:

http://london.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehi...QQAdIdZ34422782

GREENEST. Car. Ever.
Remember, St. Paddy's Day is less than two weeks away!
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!?



My parents used to have a AMC Hornet that was green like that. It was kind of a piece of poo poo, but I miss "The Green Hornet" as we used to call it.

OMGWTFWALLHACK
Jan 28, 2004

Hated by the internet.



I have a stupid craigslist question I didn't want to make a thread for. I put up a motorcycle as a trade for a dual sport and some guy is offering me a bunch of airline tickets and hotel stays to anywhere as a trade. I have no interest in this anyway, but even if I did, I assume it's some kind of scam. What is this guy's angle?

Waffle House
Oct 26, 2004

beep beEP BEEP

OMGWTFWALLHACK posted:

I have a stupid craigslist question I didn't want to make a thread for. I put up a motorcycle as a trade for a dual sport and some guy is offering me a bunch of airline tickets and hotel stays to anywhere as a trade. I have no interest in this anyway, but even if I did, I assume it's some kind of scam. What is this guy's angle?

If you have to ask, it's probably a scam. What physical items would he be giving you, anyway

TurboLuvah
Jul 24, 2004

Scientifically proven to be more fuel efficient than hybrids!

nanodroogie posted:

There are two Integra Type-R's on Portland craigslist at the moment. The problem with the first one is that he's not paranoid enough: http://portland.craigslist.org/clk/car/590454409.html


I believe the second managed to blow up his engine at 10,000 miles and had it rebuilt. I bet this car has led a rough life (even though it only has 44k miles): http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/car/594047312.html


They're both in the sub-$13,000 range and clean titled, so honestly not that bad.

$12.5k for that first one is way too high. I know ITRs are rare as hell, but one with a rebuilt motor of unknown quality at such low mileage is enough to not be worth it.

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.


Sudden Infant Def Syndrome posted:

I would so drive that.

The only thing apparently wrong with that car is the spoiler.

7744
Mar 27, 2003

It had no choice. Their defense grid was smashed. We'd won. Taking out Carr then would make no difference. Skynet had to wipe out his entire existence!


Rear Admiral BOOYA posted:

If you have to ask, it's probably a scam. What physical items would he be giving you, anyway

That's as good as money sir, those are IOUs. Go ahead and add it up, every cents accounted for. Look, see this.. that's a car, 275 thou.. might want to hang on to that one.

mythadile
Jun 19, 2005


http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/.../597933490.html

rear ended by an oscar meyer wiener mobile eh

real_scud
Sep 5, 2002

One of these days these elbows are gonna walk all over you


mythadile posted:

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/.../597933490.html

rear ended by an oscar meyer wiener mobile eh
Jesus may want to that I sure as poo poo wasn't expecting a hoodful of Vagina.

Hypnolobster
Apr 12, 2007

What this sausage party needs is a big dollop of ketchup! Too bad I didn't make any.


mythadile posted:

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/.../597933490.html

rear ended by an oscar meyer wiener mobile eh

Not to bandwagon the usual, but that sure as hell looks photoshopped.

Also there's no such thing as a 69 super beetle.

DimitriPopov
Oct 19, 2003

You probably dont even hear it when it happens right?

Holy poo poo this is awesome who wouldnt want to drive around in this.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/2000...tem330216956750





Dude you would get so many chicks so easy, hop in baby

Luxmore
Jun 5, 2001


mythadile posted:

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/.../597933490.html

rear ended by an oscar meyer wiener mobile eh
Potentially the worst idea for a custom paint job ever.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

He is I, and I am him



DimitriPopov posted:

Holy poo poo this is awesome who wouldnt want to drive around in this.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/2000...tem330216956750






That doesn't look bad, but a purist would call it stubby and tall.

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.


DimitriPopov posted:

Holy poo poo this is awesome who wouldnt want to drive around in this.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/2000...tem330216956750





Dude you would get so many chicks so easy, hop in baby

The funniest part is his asking price(s). 16,600 starting bid (no bidders), 27 grand "buy it now."

DimitriPopov
Oct 19, 2003

You probably dont even hear it when it happens right?

Priced as new. Wait is an MR2 even that much brand new?

destructo
Apr 29, 2006


VideoTapir posted:

The funniest part is his asking price(s). 16,600 starting bid (no bidders), 27 grand "buy it now."
I see four bids..

DimitriPopov posted:

Priced as new. Wait is an MR2 even that much brand new?
I think ~23k.

OMGWTFWALLHACK
Jan 28, 2004

Hated by the internet.



Rear Admiral BOOYA posted:

If you have to ask, it's probably a scam. What physical items would he be giving you, anyway

I assume it's vouchers or something, I wanted to ask but I figured I would just be encouraging him since I already told him I didn't want that stuff and he kept offering more.

Craigslist sucks, I've not had a single offer for a trade but I've had a poo poo ton of people trying to lowball me with cash even though I didn't put a price on it because I want a trade. I think I'm just going to repost it with some ludicrous price like $1000 too high so when they try to lowball me they give the correct price. I assume that's what most of the sellers you are showing in this thread are doing.

OMGWTFWALLHACK fucked around with this message at 21:24 on Mar 7, 2008

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.


destructo posted:

I see four bids..

You're right. I think my brain stopped working for a little while there.

Scruff McGruff
Feb 13, 2007

Jesus, kid, you're almost a detective. All you need now is a gun, a gut, and three ex-wives.

City Hunter posted:

http://london.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehi...QQAdIdZ34422782

GREENEST. Car. Ever.
Remember, St. Paddy's Day is less than two weeks away!
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!?



haha, My '96 Regal is still just as monotone (but maroon and with leather seats). Pretty much every Regal I've seen has been one solid color, inside and out. My friends call it "the maroon rider".

I will say, I'm glad mine isn't green.

Carbonate
Aug 2, 2005


RARE BMW
ONLY $16,500!

http://halifax.kijiji.ca/c-cars-veh...QQAdIdZ36661930

Late 80's 3 series convertible, nothing really wrong with it at all, except for the INSANE price. But it was never driven in winter and has 2 (two!) sets of original factor BMW rims. I guess that justifies the price then

Mr. Toast
Oct 10, 2007

by Fistgrrl


inveratulo posted:

I can't help but to drool:
http://atlanta.craigslist.org/car/567426655.html

2JZ swap in an s2k.

more pics here:
https://www.jadedbeats.net/s2000

Ah, I'm friends with the owner of this car. He just had a Comptech reinforced diff installed. I got a few rides in it

Makes me sad to see it go. Tried to convince him to keep it. Funny thing is he was payed a visit by the FBI because of the sale - the shop responsible for the six or so swapped S2ks out there had been really shady to most of their customers, scammed more than one person, stole some parts too. Luckily everything checked out for him - some of their other customers weren't so lucky.

http://nashville.craigslist.org/car/586347245.html

quote:

RARE HARD TO FIND CLEANEST 4X4 IN TENNESSEE - $17500



1998 CHEVY CK1500 4X4 - 6IN RANCHO LIFT KIT - PROCOMP 20" RIMS AND TIRES - TONEAU COVER WITH REMOTE - ALL ICE WHITE HEADLIGHT BULBS - NEW GIBSON EXHAUST SYSTEM- WESTIN BULL BAR - PROCOMP HALLOGEN FOG LIGHTS- PIONEER STEREO/CD
THIS TRUCK HAS NEVER BEEN OFF-ROAD AND HAS BEEN CARED FOR WITH KID GLOVES . THE OILS HAS BEEN CHNAGED ONLY WITH SYNTHETIC OIL ON REGULAR INTERVALS. IT AS 81,000 ORIGINAL MILES ON IT. INVESTED OVER $15,000.00 ONLY SERIOUS BUYERS CALL 615 948-3711

Brah truck - Brentwood is a dead giveaway. I hate people here
Don't know where he gets off thinking this is rare.

hotsauce
Jan 14, 2007


2001 Ford Lightning - $15500

104,000 miles.

Just look at that massive picture. The detail is astonishing. Don't know about you, but I'm sold.


http://savannah.craigslist.org/car/595969039.html

Leninboarrir
May 11, 2006

stupid monster

If the people who write like this can afford a Mercedes, I should be okay taking on Warren Buffet for the World's Richest Man title.

quote:

This SL 320 Need's Nothing, But A Owner Ready To Have Fun For The Summer,
I Wish I Could Keep It Forever But My Husbeen And I Have Kids So No More Room
If Your Looking For A Red Sports Car For The Summer STOP LOOKING!!!You Found It

New Battery, New Alternator, New Soft Top, New Break's, All Service Record's,
Are From Mercedes Dealer Precesion Motors So Call For More Info, (609)992-3224

They even spelled the name of their town incorrectly.

http://southjersey.craigslist.org/car/599115407.html

Glorks!
May 4, 2005
Too lazy to browse my hard drive for good avatars since 2007.

I now know more about the 1998 Volvo S70 than I ever wanted to.

VOLVO FOR LIFE

OxMan
May 13, 2006

COME SEE
GRAVE DIGGER
LIVE AT MONSTER TRUCK JAM 2KXX





Bay Area shoppers, get your wallets out, NICEST CAR IN SAN JOSE is officially on the market.



Choice snippets are: I bought this car from my 91 year old grandmother before she died about 4 years ago, "put a graphic stripe on the side of the car", This is a fully loaded 1988 Nissan stanza GXE with 75k original miles, Do not waste my time because there is not one car on the market that has been serviced and driven like this one that you can get in and drive for the next 5 years and take nothing out of your pocket to maintain it.
No one drives like grandma drove. <100 HP of fury can be yours today for only 3200 bucks!

DropShadow
Apr 15, 2003



OxMan posted:

Bay Area shoppers, get your wallets out, NICEST CAR IN SAN JOSE is officially on the market.



Choice snippets are: I bought this car from my 91 year old grandmother before she died about 4 years ago, "put a graphic stripe on the side of the car", This is a fully loaded 1988 Nissan stanza GXE with 75k original miles, Do not waste my time because there is not one car on the market that has been serviced and driven like this one that you can get in and drive for the next 5 years and take nothing out of your pocket to maintain it.
No one drives like grandma drove. <100 HP of fury can be yours today for only 3200 bucks!

What's funny is that I *never* see late-80s Stanzas anymore. It's like they all dropped off the face of the earth. My mom had an '84, then an '87 which eventually became my sister's first car, and then she killed it. My dad had an '87 Maxima (that talked!) and I never see those either. Seeing this ad actually makes me a little nostalgic for my high school days (though our Stanzas were all silver).

Hypnolobster
Apr 12, 2007

What this sausage party needs is a big dollop of ketchup! Too bad I didn't make any.


OxMan posted:

Bay Area shoppers, get your wallets out, NICEST CAR IN SAN JOSE is officially on the market.



Choice snippets are: I bought this car from my 91 year old grandmother before she died about 4 years ago, "put a graphic stripe on the side of the car", This is a fully loaded 1988 Nissan stanza GXE with 75k original miles, Do not waste my time because there is not one car on the market that has been serviced and driven like this one that you can get in and drive for the next 5 years and take nothing out of your pocket to maintain it.
No one drives like grandma drove. <100 HP of fury can be yours today for only 3200 bucks!

Really, it's probably worth somewhat close to that. 2900 doesn't sound like sich a bad deal if it's in as good a shape as it looks.

Simkin
May 18, 2007

"He says he's going to be number one!"

DropShadow posted:

What's funny is that I *never* see late-80s Stanzas anymore. It's like they all dropped off the face of the earth. My mom had an '84, then an '87 which eventually became my sister's first car, and then she killed it. My dad had an '87 Maxima (that talked!) and I never see those either. Seeing this ad actually makes me a little nostalgic for my high school days (though our Stanzas were all silver).

We're stockpiling them all on Vancouver Island.

That price is retarded. No matter the condition, that car is not worth that - it's neither a performance car, nor a collectible, nor a Honda Civic. It's a truck engine in a Maxima chassis, so it's not even particularly sprightly. I sold my running, sub-200,000km 87 Maxima for 650$, and that was probably only about 350$ under the market around here.

OmniCorp
Oct 30, 2004


Leninboarrir posted:

If the people who write like this can afford a Mercedes, I should be okay taking on Warren Buffet for the World's Richest Man title.


They even spelled the name of their town incorrectly.

http://southjersey.craigslist.org/car/599115407.html

Somehow they missed posting the year and mileage too.

glyph
Apr 6, 2006



seems we've got a funny man here.



http://ithaca.craigslist.org/car/599914637.html

Minimaul
Mar 8, 2003



http://anchorage.craigslist.org/car/601068742.html

Oh poo poo, It's a Decepticon Ford SHO! Watch out now!

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Aug 15, 2007



Minimaul posted:

http://anchorage.craigslist.org/car/601068742.html

Oh poo poo, It's a Decepticon Ford SHO! Watch out now!

Got a screenshot? It got flagged already.

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