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Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002

Slur, your fighting style is extremely problematic!

DreamOn13 posted:

http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/car/629243066.html


I'm not sure if that is intentional or not.

Looks like this guy studied the great racing movie The Fast and the Furious and wisely invested in some diamond plate floor boards.

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the damn Ruskis are back
Jan 25, 2006

And blew, Childe Roland to the Dark Tower Came!


I hope he's beefed up his manifolds.

Oh man he's got a carbon fiber wrapped hood! Great weight savings there. Also, carbon fiber taillights?

the damn Ruskis are back fucked around with this message at 06:09 on Apr 4, 2008

robotsinmyhead
Nov 29, 2005

Dude, they oughta call you Piledriver!



Clever Betty

What kind of piss-poor car shows do you go to where you can enter a car with a few off-the-shelf bolt on parts (which somehow cost $33k?) and win trophies?

7744
Mar 27, 2003

It had no choice. Their defense grid was smashed. We'd won. Taking out Carr then would make no difference. Skynet had to wipe out his entire existence!


robotsinmyhead posted:

What kind of piss-poor car shows do you go to where you can enter a car with a few off-the-shelf bolt on parts (which somehow cost $33k?) and win trophies?

Local high schools

BossTweed
Apr 9, 2001




Doctor Rope

Found this searching for BMW M3's. It has M3 side mirrors and lights apparently. I will never understand why you would paint any car to look like that.

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/car/607328606.html

BossTweed fucked around with this message at 15:36 on Apr 4, 2008

madattheinternet
May 8, 2004

PLEASE STOP! PLEASE!


BossTweed posted:

Found this searching for BMW M3's. It has M3 side mirrors and lights apparently. I will never understand why you would paint any car to look like that.

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/car/607328606.html



It's a good thing he didn't say "never been in an accident" because it's got the 97+ facelift grille that just about every ricer (krauter) puts on their E36s after they rear-end someone.

DropShadow
Apr 15, 2003



BossTweed posted:

Found this searching for BMW M3's. It has M3 side mirrors and lights apparently. I will never understand why you would paint any car to look like that.

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/car/607328606.html



"And I want it to be blue. ALL blue, except for one thick, diagonal yellow stripe. Yeah. That just screams "style" right there."

Aran
Jan 17, 2007

by elpintogrande


BossTweed posted:

Found this searching for BMW M3's. It has M3 side mirrors and lights apparently. I will never understand why you would paint any car to look like that.

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/car/607328606.html



Nobody will EVER mistake his car for theirs in a dark parking lot.

unknown poster
Aug 4, 2007


I see an insane number of 3series BMW's around, riced to the max with blacked out windows, Honda ricer blue paint, M3 mirrors and badging, RIMZZZ, stickers, etc.

I guess thats what happens when you live in an area where the ricers can afford BMW"s instead of Civics.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

If Godzilla can do it, you know I can deliver!

Pillbug

Aran posted:

Nobody will EVER mistake his car for theirs in a dark parking lot.

Nobody will ever mistake is for a car in a dark parking lot

Leninboarrir
May 11, 2006

stupid monster

This isn't CraigsList, but still silly/engraging. This car was the "Showoff Of The Week" on Cardomain...

http://www.cardomain.com/ride/2552443

quote:

WELCOME TO MY CARS WEB PAGE !!!!! First pictures on this page are the most current of my machine. Following will be the aftermarket parts, sites and the money it cost me. Each one I took great thought to individualize my car from the rest. Finally will be a brief glimse of one picture from many on the other 8 pages. Enjoy getting a glimse of my car and please tell me what you think.




quote:

I started with a perfectly normal Honda Civic DX 1.6 SOHC. But now I have what looks like a BMW/Pontiac/Acura/Mercedes, Honda civic. I started with the outside first since I hit a deer and then I hit a 2x4 piece of wood. Now I am working on the interior and would love advice, input, and YOUR ideas.

quote:

But now I have what looks like a BMW/Pontiac/Acura/Mercedes, Honda civic.

Wait, what? I used to like this site.

Deadly Mongoose
May 27, 2006

Please give me terrible avatar that is awesome

Aran posted:

Okay I'm looking at a mostly stock Spyder.


... When does the show begin?

quote:

Carbon Fiber Wrapped Hood

Now that's a show car. Everyone just gets a new hood but this is a custom, one off, wrapped hood.

Grimster
May 15, 2004

you suck

http://sacramento.craigslist.org/car/628402142.html

Jesus wept.



This hurts me.

blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?

quote:

I HAVE A BLACK VERY NICE ECLIPS ..SUN ROOF AC HEATER SMOKE FREE,,,,NO STAINS VERY CLEAN CAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TAKE OVER PAYMENTS PLEASE 460 MONTH....ITS HER WAY OF KEEPING ME HERE.........help hellp HELP HELP

JOLINDA 817-948-6198 TEXT OR CALL OR EMAIL

THANKS IF I DONT CALL BACK RIGHT AWAY IM AT WORK!!

http://dallas.craigslist.org/car/629933929.html

I found it amusing anyway.

dukeofurl
Nov 27, 2004
MY GIRLFRIEND UZI BUTT PLUG


Grimster posted:

http://sacramento.craigslist.org/car/628402142.html

Jesus wept.



This hurts me.

but.....how is that possible? Isnt Jesus the owner?

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.


Grimster posted:

http://sacramento.craigslist.org/car/628402142.html

Jesus wept.



This hurts me.

What am I missing here?

Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002

Slur, your fighting style is extremely problematic!

VideoTapir posted:

What am I missing here?
A repainted Grand National. It went from $20,000 car to $4,500 car in one day.

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.


Nitrox posted:

A repainted Grand National. It went from $20,000 car to $4,500 car in one day.

Yeah, I noticed the "CHERRY CONDITION" didn't match with the paint, but I didn't realize it was THAT big a deal.


This one really is good:
http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/car/630908367.html

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Aran
Jan 17, 2007

by elpintogrande


http://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/car/625480533.html

maxallen
Nov 22, 2006



Top Cop

http://www.mautofieds.com

This site is a goldmine of fuckwits trading their terrible cars for exorbitant prices. I present:

http://www.mautofied.com/listing-100090297.htm
http://www.mautofied.com/listing-100085390.htm

Also i'm not sure what's going on here but it has something to do with primer, scrapes, and lambo doors:
http://www.mautofied.com/listing-100093835.htm

$4500 for a cavalier with a salvage title, deployed airbags, a busted windshield.
http://www.mautofied.com/listing-100092634.htm

Simkin
May 18, 2007

"He says he's going to be number one!"

maxallen posted:



I think we have officially found the high (low) point of this thread. That one with the lambo doors pretty much takes the cake - is that packing tape on the rear wheel well?

My contribution:

In a land where ricers roamed free, Skylines were legal, and kei trucks fought with Smart cars for parking spaces, only one car was brave enough to be DRIFT TAX ENFORCER SUPREME!



http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/car/617461077.html



RetardInVancouver posted:

I want to get into a businessmans car and look more professional.

How come nobody at the office takes me srsly when i roll up in ma tite JDM ride? I put flags on it, just like those ambassadors do, but everyone just points and laughs.

It's also amusing to note that in the space of less than 1 week, he's dropped his asking price by ~$3500CAD.

DaNzA
Sep 11, 2001

:D


Grimey Drawer

DropShadow posted:

"And I want it to be blue. ALL blue, except for one thick, diagonal yellow stripe. Yeah. That just screams "style" right there."

Wait, don't you mean... green?


This is yellow
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/car/625996371.html

DropShadow
Apr 15, 2003



DaNzA posted:

Wait, don't you mean... green?

drat protanopia.

Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002

Slur, your fighting style is extremely problematic!

DaNzA posted:

Wait, don't you mean... green?


This is yellow
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/car/625996371.html

That engine is amazing, but I can't seem to find what makes it run. Stock ECU? That thing would run like poo poo with cams alone.

Grimster
May 15, 2004

you suck

Nitrox posted:

A repainted Grand National. It went from $20,000 car to $4,500 car in one day.

And while they're easily replaced, those WHEELS, oh my god those wheels.

Maybe not a 20K car but easily a 12K car if it's in good shape and NOT BRIGHT GREEN.

hippynerd
Nov 5, 2004

by Ozma


I found this post, and I thought of you, AI.

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slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg


Nitrox posted:

A repainted Grand National. It went from $20,000 car to $4,500 car in one day.

25c says it's just a generic Regal with a blown 3.8 in it and GNX badging though.

Rap Songs From Anime
Aug 15, 2007



Grimster posted:

http://sacramento.craigslist.org/car/628402142.html

Jesus wept.



This hurts me.

Whyyyyyyyy....

slidebite posted:

25c says it's just a generic Regal with a blown 3.8 in it and GNX badging though.

I hope so

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.


akeidolon posted:

Whyyyyyyyy....


I hope so

It looks like all he did is paint it and put wheels on it. At least it isn't jacked up for 24 inch rims, and at least he hasn't hacked it up.

Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002

Slur, your fighting style is extremely problematic!

The best way to sell your car is show what your friends have written on it. With permanent markers.

http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/car/631918613.html

quote:

This Neon is In great running shape. It has 170,000 Miles on it and Still running Strong. Just had an Apexi N1 Muffler put on and a high performance Filter and Speed Computer. One Small dent an Rear Passenger door, some one in my school kicked it and I removed the dent but there is still a little mark there. New Breaks just put on about 2,000 Miles ago. Ice Cold A/c and the heat BURNS. If you want to come see the car or want more Pictures, email me. This is for 800 O.B.O.
The Hood can be left like that or I can Erase the writing on it but I am not painting it. Here is the Video of the What the Muffler Sounds Like"Apexi N1"
http://tinypic.com/player.php?v=xlbeqs&s=3



Edit: POOP DICK

Nitrox fucked around with this message at 20:48 on Apr 6, 2008

Phangor
Apr 22, 2007

by Y Kant Ozma Post


Lets be honest, who doesn't want a 1983 Subaru Brat? A purple one.

http://ogden.craigslist.org/car/631152522.html

V-Dubling
Jun 19, 2006

I really do love to fart


Phangor posted:

Lets be honest, who doesn't want a 1983 Subaru Brat? A purple one.

http://ogden.craigslist.org/car/631152522.html



Those seats in the back are really loving awesome.

hippynerd
Nov 5, 2004

by Ozma


Phangor posted:

Lets be honest, who doesn't want a 1983 Subaru Brat? A purple one.

http://ogden.craigslist.org/car/631152522.html



I would seriously have a lot of fun in that thing.

BossTweed
Apr 9, 2001




Doctor Rope

Phangor posted:

Lets be honest, who doesn't want a 1983 Subaru Brat? A purple one.

http://ogden.craigslist.org/car/631152522.html



Well, I might, for $550.

Dr.Smasher
Nov 27, 2002

We will make everything... Metal

akeidolon posted:

Whyyyyyyyy....


I hope so

I guess it's better than rotting away or being t-boned and stripped for parts.

right?


goddammit.

echoplex
Mar 5, 2008

Stainless Style


VideoTapir posted:

What am I missing here?

That he didn't know how to turn the camera around 90 degrees!

D C
Jun 19, 2004

1-800-HOTLINEBLING
1-800-HOTLINEBLING
1-800-HOTLINEBLING


http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/car/633727471.html

quote:


Great opportunity to drive a high-performance E55 AMG model for SUPER CHEAP! This elegant thoroughbred will showoff its talent under any circumstances. Lets start off by impressing you with itsí intense 469-horse power supercharged V8 that throttle like a super car and has taut handling to match. This vehicle will only make Consumerís like yourself, stop what youíre doing and seek answers to what this beauty entails. This shiny black surface will loll you to peek into the slightly tinted windows to see what the inside showcases a bevy of appointments. This car is fully loaded (Canadian car) that recently hit a ditch and is currently in the body shop having it's undercarriage fixed. You can have the car now, and pay the body shop yourself (or choose a different shop altogether if you wish) but do understand, that when you check the VIN: WDBJF74J2YB113588 it carries a clean title, but won't once the car is fixed. The pictures are of the actual car AFTER the damage, so that you can see that it isn't much, and the body, frame, or airbags were not compromised.

D C fucked around with this message at 04:53 on Apr 8, 2008

metalhead
Sep 13, 2007

by Y Kant Ozma Post



BEHOLD. EXQUISITE GERMAN BEAUTY.

Sluggz
Jun 15, 2002




That model only had a 5.5 349 hp v8. The supercharged AMG E55 didn't come out until
2003. someone want to break it to him that his car has 120 less hp than he thinks?

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tractorcrusher
Sep 29, 2003

Huh huh huh huh huh! And you just said Hi! Hi! Hi! Heh heh heh! You sounded like ahh ha ha my niece! And she's six months old ha ha ha!

Not craigslist but equally bad- http://ads.seriouswheels.com/viewlisting.php?view=4793

quote:

Price: $1,400.00
Description:
This car is in good restorable condition, but is missing the engine and trans. Additional photos and worldwide shipping is available.

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