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Slippery
May 16, 2004



Muscles Boxcar

Phy posted:

I like how the last sentence lapses into King Jamesism. "This car wilt fly thou, I promise thee that. Let it be as thy chariot, and drive it as Jehu drove."

I am only posting to say that I totally got that reference

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VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.


You Am I posted:

I thought the CRX was only a two seater?

Ordinarily yes, but there was a limited-edition model in Japan called the "G-special" (that's what google is telling me anyway, http://www.jdmuniverse.com/forums/s...?t=68906&page=3 being all I can find on it now...but I vaguely recall reading about it some years ago) which had some barely-functional back seats.

SHAQ4PREZ
Dec 20, 2004

How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Economy Car

VideoTapir posted:

Ordinarily yes, but there was a limited-edition model in Japan called the "G-special" (that's what google is telling me anyway, http://www.jdmuniverse.com/forums/s...?t=68906&page=3 being all I can find on it now...but I vaguely recall reading about it some years ago) which had some barely-functional back seats.

Yeah it was some stupid Japanese market only option. even with the whole "JDM coolness" factor I still can't understand why someone would want them, they are simply unusable and look like garbage.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Civi...sspagenameZWDVW

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.


VideoTapir posted:

barely-functional back seats.
So they're both JDM and tight?

bladernr
Oct 3, 2006
I'm not wearing any pants. Film at 11!

Lovely little 91 RX-7. Wait... what's that on the back?

Click here for the full 1265x904 image.

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/cto/825182390.html

I got a ticket for street racing so now I must sell this phat ride and buy a bike instead.

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http://raleigh.craigslist.org/cto/824552995.html

And I don't know if I hate this, or if I love it

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http://raleigh.craigslist.org/cto/824502049.html

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.


Note the highlighted text

He's hauling around Baby Huey.

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kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

He is I, and I am him



VideoTapir posted:

Note the highlighted text

He's hauling around Baby Huey.

Man he should have tried just a little harder for an excuse.

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.


MrSaturn
Sep 8, 2004

Go ahead, laugh. They all laugh at first...

bladernr posted:

And I don't know if I hate this, or if I love it

Click here for the full 1265x722 image.

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/cto/824502049.html

Holy gently caress, I love the poo poo out of that. If only I had the dough...

meatpimp
May 15, 2004

Psst -- Wanna buy

EVERYWHERE
some high-quality thread's DESTROYED!



VideoTapir posted:



"approximately 24,156 miles"

Wonder what its exact mileage is?

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg


meatpimp posted:

"approximately 24,156 miles"

Wonder what its exact mileage is?

24,156.4

Reminds me of a sign we saw on the highway a year or so ago, it was something like
"Construction for next 457.2 meters SLOW DOWN" or something like that.

We knew it was 500 yards in metric talk (I think) but what a hosed up sign.

DAT RAM
Dec 28, 2003

Laissez les bons temps rouler

MAMA HAS A MESSAGE FOR YOU

http://pensacola.craigslist.org/ctd/827068335.html

quote:

MAMA LOVES GULF COAST AREA BUT SHE HATES SCAMMERS. YALL NEED TO LOOK AT THESE PRICES OF SOME OF THESE VEHICLES. AN LIKE MAMA ALWAYS SAYS " IF IT SOUNDS TO GOOD TO BE TRUE, YOU KNOW IT IS BABY!" SO GET YOUR FLAGGING FINGERS READY A STAR FLAGGING THESE DIRT BAGS! IF YOU DON'T KNOW HOW JUST REPLY TO THIS POST AND I WILL TELL YOU. ALL IT TAKES IS ONE CLICK OF THE LIL'OL MOUSE AND LETS TURN THESE SCAMMERS INTO SHARK BAIT. IT TAKES SEVEAL FLAGS FROM DIFFERENT COMPUTERS SO LETS RALLY THE TROOPS!
MAMA LOVES YALL!

I'm surprised this didn't get flagged too much.


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snugglz
Nov 12, 2004
moist sod for your hogan

Edit: I am not very good with reading

Daddy Fantastic
Jun 22, 2002

For the glory of FYAD

http://rochester.craigslist.org/pts/827779407.html


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gently caress you too

pr0zac
Jan 18, 2004

~*lukecagefan69*~




Pillbug


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I will never understand what possesses some people to paint things like this.

DoesNotCompute
Apr 10, 2006


pr0zac posted:


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I will never understand what possesses some people to paint things like this.

That looks like it would be a pretty fun bike if it hadn't been molested by that loving retard PO.

You Am I
May 20, 2001

I will decide who posts John Howard pictures in this thread and the circumstances in which they post.



Good to see the seller is living up to the arrogant BMW owner stereotype

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.



Dipshit seller posted:

There isn't another DRZ400 "ANYWHERE" that will look like this!

If I were super-rich and bored, I think it would be entertaining to, when I see an ad like this, particularly a long-running one that won't sell, have an identical vehicle made. Have several made, in fact. And then sell them, super-cheap. And make sure the guy knows I did it.

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.


DoesNotCompute posted:

That looks like it would be a pretty fun bike if it hadn't been molested by that loving retard PO.
He says it's a graphic kit rather than paint, so couldn't you just peel the vinyl straight off again?

Slippery
May 16, 2004



Muscles Boxcar

pr0zac posted:


Click here for the full 1256x713 image.


I will never understand what possesses some people to paint things like this.

Y'know, I always wondered why people got email accounts that painted them into a corner. Like this dude's is "1gixerpilot@comcast.net" so I guess in theory he's basically never gonna sell that "gixer" right? (That's kind of a dumb example, but you know what I mean.)

That's why my email is car_owner@hotmail.com, it'll always be right

BDA
Dec 10, 2007

Extremely grim and evil.

nine times posted:

This was a good investment... to the max.

http://seattle.craigslist.org/est/cto/819983929.html


For $35k couldn't he have just bought a real C5?

blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?

http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/mcy/829778126.html

quote:

Ordered a new battery and air filter. Will be in Wednesday 09/10. - Will run and drive without it , but that it what it needs. I am the 3rd owner. I have the owner's manual and CLEAN TX title. - It is Red with black trim. Will sell with the locking trunk for $1,100 or without for $1,000. Have several more pics!!!

Who needs air filters anyway! I'm surprised this wouldn't adversely affect the carburetor and at least make it run poorly.

HappyHelmet
Apr 9, 2003

Hail to the king baby!

Grimey Drawer

comrade sampo posted:

For $35k couldn't he have just bought a real C5?

At the very least he could pick up a used one for a few grand cheaper.

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.






See, for a few weeks, he's been posting this over and over again (and a couple other cars with scarcely any more information)



It's like some people think that if they withhold all information (including price) until you call, you're more likely to pay whatever outrageous price they're asking.


AND he posts it again, this time minus half the outlandish claims.

VideoTapir fucked around with this message at 03:52 on Sep 8, 2008

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.


FD RX-7 for 5500 bucks?

http://streetnologerx7.bravehost.com/
WARNING, MUSIC
http://mohave.craigslist.org/cto/831702706.html

I'm not in the market, but drat.

edit: also WTF with the dash.

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VideoTapir fucked around with this message at 07:42 on Sep 8, 2008

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

He is I, and I am him



Oh god I wanna know what this spam/troll was:

quote:

!!!!CUM QUICK!!!!!! - $150250 - (lynn,boston)
Any other craigslists get it?

Pretty Little Rainbow
Dec 27, 2005

by T. Finn


VideoTapir posted:

FD RX-7 for 5500 bucks?

http://streetnologerx7.bravehost.com/
WARNING, MUSIC
http://mohave.craigslist.org/cto/831702706.html

I'm not in the market, but drat.

edit: also WTF with the dash.

Haha that has to be a scam or stolen. The car cost alone of one on Japanese auction house would run like half of that.

parid
Mar 18, 2004


VideoTapir posted:

FD RX-7 for 5500 bucks?

http://streetnologerx7.bravehost.com/
WARNING, MUSIC
http://mohave.craigslist.org/cto/831702706.html

I'm not in the market, but drat.

edit: also WTF with the dash.

What have they done to this beautiful car. They removed its turbos. Ohh god why did they take its turbos off. I don't think its a scam. It's pretty much a shell at this point.

Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002

Slur, your fighting style is extremely problematic!

parid posted:

What have they done to this beautiful car. They removed its turbos. Ohh god why did they take its turbos off. I don't think its a scam. It's pretty much a shell at this point.
They removed the problems. The car is incredibly reliable now.

You Am I
May 20, 2001

I will decide who posts John Howard pictures in this thread and the circumstances in which they post.


Nitrox posted:

They removed the problems. The car is incredibly reliable now.

Too bad it has had the lovely headlight conversion done to it.

rkarsk
Jan 21, 2006

feel the beat brosef

feel it

http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/cto/832544821.html



He's going to report the hell out of someone

Pweller
Jan 25, 2006

Whatever whateva.

rkarsk posted:

http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/cto/832544821.html



He's going to report the hell out of someone

you'd think he'd have kept the bill of sale with the guy's name on it

Lowclock
Oct 26, 2005


parid posted:

What have they done to this beautiful car. They removed its turbos. Ohh god why did they take its turbos off. I don't think its a scam. It's pretty much a shell at this point.

I'm just as confused with the Banks sticker on the trunk. Unless things have drastically changed, they specialize in turbo diesels in trucks, and this car is not a truck, or diesel, and apparently not turbo.

big time bisexual
Oct 16, 2002

Cool Party


Lowclock posted:

I'm just as confused with the Banks sticker on the trunk. Unless things have drastically changed, they specialize in turbo diesels in trucks, and this car is not a truck, or diesel, and apparently not turbo.

The owner's last name is Banks.

Lowclock
Oct 26, 2005


Dr. Hoga posted:

The owner's last name is Banks.

Oh god, I didn't notice that. Would that be the class or the style?

Marvin K. Mooney
Jan 2, 2008

poop ship
destroyer



Is this real?
I always thought SHO Taurus went for a lot more than $900. I kinda want to get that...

edit i'm a complete idiot

Slippery
May 16, 2004



Muscles Boxcar

bidikyoopi posted:

Is this real?
I always thought SHO Taurus went for a lot more than $900. I kinda want to get that...

edit i'm a complete idiot

ad posted:

IT HAS UPPER END NOISE, SOUNDS LIKE A REAR HEAD ISSUE

ah yes, the rarely seen twin-engine SHO

Charles L. Fuck
Dec 19, 2007

by Ozma


Slippery posted:

ah yes, the rarely seen twin-engine SHO
it has a V8

MrKatharsis
Nov 29, 2003

feel the bern




http://gainesville.craigslist.org/mcy/835968077.html

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Nuevo
May 23, 2006




Fun Shoe


Ahahahahahaha! Living in NW Gainesville, this is loving hilarious. I wonder if it's my next-door neighbor.

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