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Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN


Tai-Pan posted:

Zero-to-CLASS in 4.9 seconds!
Nothing says "good decision making capabilities" liked biblically inspired airbrushing.





http://austin.craigslist.org/cto/1079982129.html

That's up for sale now? it's been in the "Stupid poo poo put on cars" thread already. Holy poo poo.

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Carlinator
Feb 12, 2009


God, the interior makes me

Car's nowhere near mint condition, has had much work done to it, still has quite a bit left judging by the pictures, and you want almost the cost of a NEW vette for it? You must be out of your drat mind.

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg


Carlinator posted:

God, the interior makes me
I'll reserve judgment on the price, but the interior appears to be dissembled and getting prepped. Not really as much as unfinished.

el topo
Apr 11, 2008

by Fistgrrl


I came across this on ebay. Your run-of-the-mill 1989 Cadillac Fleetwood hearse for sale. The photos are rather blah until you get to the last one...

The outside:


The inside:


...and the :

El Jorge
Feb 26, 2006

A spiritus dominatus,
Domine, libra nos,
From the lighting and the tempest,
Our Emperor, deliver us.


A morte perpetua,
Domine, libra nos.


SPORK08 posted:


Click here for the full 698x834 image.


Get this RARE Mustang to Barret-Jackson ASAP!

It even comes with "some good body parts"!

Depending on the engine and color package this car was optioned with, it could be 1 of 10 or something crazy like that. Add to that the fact that its a '69 Mustang and you have a very valuable project there.

Hunter2 Thompson
Feb 3, 2005



Ramrod XTreme

Ok, this one's nuts:

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/cto/1078941874.html


Click here for the full 967x636 image.

AnomalousBoners
Dec 22, 2007

by Ozma



haha that's hilarious.

hippynerd
Nov 5, 2004

by Ozma



Click here for the full 1024x718 image.


http://eugene.craigslist.org/cto/1087485060.html

quote:

wtb: 1977-78 front spoiler (barger)
Date: 2009-03-22, 8:46PM PDT


I am looking for a good conditioned front spoiler for under the front bumper and the front spoilers for infornt of the tires. I am also looking for the gold bezel for the dash and the shifter colum. Also a good conditioned black shifter consol. Plus weather stripping and a few other small things. T-top clips.


Thanks

blue car.

hippynerd fucked around with this message at 05:49 on Mar 23, 2009

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.


El Jorge posted:

Depending on the engine and color package this car was optioned with, it could be 1 of 10 or something crazy like that. Add to that the fact that its a '69 Mustang and you have a very valuable project there.

It looks like the only thing salvageable on that car might be the VIN.

El Jorge
Feb 26, 2006

A spiritus dominatus,
Domine, libra nos,
From the lighting and the tempest,
Our Emperor, deliver us.


A morte perpetua,
Domine, libra nos.


VideoTapir posted:

It looks like the only thing salvageable on that car might be the VIN.

The picture is pretty horrible so I'll reserve judgment on it. Had it been up for sale a year or two ago though, I could see it selling after being bargained down a tad.

Kurten
May 28, 2001

100% less banned. 50% more sober. 0% less bitter. NOW WITH LOWER BLOOD PRESSURE!

VideoTapir posted:

It looks like the only thing salvageable on that car might be the VIN.

There's one single picture.

From that picture though: it looks like the front clip, grille, hood and fender are shot. The quarter doesn't look so great, but doesn't look that bad to fix either. It has a roof, hasn't been rolled, and hasn't been in a major front or rear end collision. If the frame is remotely ok, and that is in fact a real Cobra Jet car, it looks plenty restorable.

I know its weird to see that beat to poo poo old thing worth that much money, but if its a true Cobra Jet car (and Fords are very simple to verify) it is worth that much to someone. And like was mentioned already, when you start cross checking it could be some weird 1-of-10 mix of options easily worth it.

Aeilerto
Mar 3, 2007

Freedom Fries!

I'm not sure what this is, but it has a 4.6 so I'm guessing it's based off a full sized ford of some vintage;

http://tinyurl.com/chqvyv





In the same vein as the Porsche posted earlier;

http://tinyurl.com/culuts



The shark-teeth grill is a nice touch.



Also this;

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/2000...Z160321692601QQ

Tai-Pan
Feb 9, 2001



Its like Chuck Schuldiner moved to the retirement village. And was incredibly lame.

DropShadow
Apr 15, 2003



Aeilerto posted:

I'm not sure what this is, but it has a 4.6 so I'm guessing it's based off a full sized ford of some vintage;

http://tinyurl.com/chqvyv



There's an early 90s Lincoln Town Car somewhere under there.

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Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers


Pulsejet powered gokarts are pretty loving cool.

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Trade-Me-M...n-208355252.htm

Grimster
May 15, 2004

you suck

Two Finger posted:

Pulsejet powered gokarts are pretty loving cool.

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Trade-Me-M...n-208355252.htm

Thank GOD that is impossible for me to go get because, I'd be bidding, yes I would. I'd paint it yellow with a big blue DARWIN plastered across it in big letter, and I'd win the 2009 Darwin awards hands down.

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg


Two Finger posted:

Pulsejet powered gokarts are pretty loving cool.

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Trade-Me-M...n-208355252.htm

Aren't pulse jets absolutely stupid, ear-bleeding loud? That's be awesome to try out on a big straightaway.

quote:

This all stainless engine will give you enough
thrust to reach interesting speeds.
The car it s attached to is somewhat of a
unfinished project since I haven t made
the brakes yet
but I tested it to speeds
up to 70 K with no problems.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers


quote:

Q:
Hi very interesting where did you get the engine design from? is it very noisy? do you know what fuel consumption is per hour? posted by: patrol3 (117 ) 2:48 pm, Thu 19 Mar
A:
The lockwood hiller is a well known design you can find it online. Noisy ha ha imagine a grenade exploding next to you, now take this noise and repeat it many times per second in a continuous manner. Ha ha, na probly not that bad still one of the loudest engine made by man. As per fuel consumption the 20lbs lpg tank lasts for about as long as a few minutes but it will run on liquid fuels as well you might have to start it on gas get it to temp first 9:12 pm, Thu 19 Mar

Yeah it's a bit noisy.

Jadius
May 12, 2001

FISSION MAILED!

http://buffalo.craigslist.org/cto/1093483930.html

and in case that gets deleted for profanity:

Dr. Memory
Jul 10, 2001

Ah, fuck the end of the world.

Please just put it out of its misery:
http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/cto/1090128800.html

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Dr.Caligari
May 5, 2005

"Here's a big, beautiful avatar for someone"


I know about your love for miata's better jump on this one:

http://columbus.craigslist.org/cto/1093228635.html

more pics:

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/ind...albumId=1428438

Dr.Caligari fucked around with this message at 04:53 on Mar 27, 2009

nanodroogie
Apr 27, 2006

The Fritos are antiquated.

adamj1982 posted:

I know about your love for miata's better jump on this one:

http://columbus.craigslist.org/cto/1093228635.html

more pics:

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/ind...albumId=1428438
Here, let me help you with that:

Click here for the full 1033x992 image.


"EVERYONE who walks or drives past this car stares and im gettin tired of that too." VOLFENHAG!

bladernr
Oct 3, 2006
I'm not wearing any pants. Film at 11!

nanodroogie posted:

Here, let me help you with that:

Click here for the full 1033x992 image.


"EVERYONE who walks or drives past this car stares and im gettin tired of that too." VOLFENHAG!

Is it he's tired of them staring at it, or laughing at the choice of interior and exterior decoration?

GoblinBomb
Sep 19, 2004
Shit happens when you party naked.

Body kit and a FLOWMASTER gently caress yes

Also someone confirm that's a style bar not a real roll bar? Grody.

Flames fading into water droplets~~~~

el topo
Apr 11, 2008

by Fistgrrl


The truth is so much less glamorous: "I'm tired of all the jokes I hear spoken behind my back ever since I bought this car..."

The hot pink seats aren't helping.

Lightbulb Out
Apr 28, 2006

slack jawed yokel


1991 M3? $5k?! SOLD!


Click here for the full 886x552 image.

Tai-Pan
Feb 9, 2001


TractionControl posted:

1991 M3? $5k?! SOLD!


Click here for the full 886x552 image.


$5k for an e30 M3 is a great price, if that were an m3, of course.

There was one low-mileage e30 for sale on BAT and they want $20K+

madattheinternet
May 8, 2004

PLEASE STOP! PLEASE!


TractionControl posted:

1991 M3? $5k?! SOLD!


Click here for the full 886x552 image.


Just because it has an M3 badge on the decklid it is not an M3. Also not worth even $1500 in "needs some TLC" condition.

Moxie Omen
Mar 15, 2008



R34 skyline clone? Built out of an Acura Legend? Yes please.

http://richmond.craigslist.org/cto/1094609940.html


Click here for the full 1265x1261 image.


Good thing it has those huge staggered wheels to handle all the power that thing's putting down on rear whee-- oh wait.

Also: "However I was going to do a supra engine swap in it" how the gently caress what huh

Moxie Omen fucked around with this message at 04:29 on Mar 28, 2009

AnomalousBoners
Dec 22, 2007

by Ozma


I know its really stupid, but that still looks loving cool.

EDIT: hahahaha the owner has never started it and the engine is blown.

DJ Commie
Feb 29, 2004

Stupid drivers always breaking car, Gronk fix car...


Someone please buy this for me:

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/la...1087301666.html

quote:

YES! IT'S A CELICA TURBO FROM FACTORY.
ONLY A FEW IN US.
5 SPD, 133k
AWD TURBO 200HP
CLEAN TITLE
JUST NEED LITTLE BODY WORK AND PAINT.
IT IS PERFECT FOR PROJECT CAR AND GREAT SLEEPER.ASKING $2500 OBO
CONTACT 213-276-8585.

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Dr.Caligari
May 5, 2005

"Here's a big, beautiful avatar for someone"


nanodroogie posted:

Here, let me help you with that:

Click here for the full 1033x992 image.


"EVERYONE who walks or drives past this car stares and im gettin tired of that too." VOLFENHAG!

Thanks, I couldn't figure out how to do that.

Looks like he installed the turbo 'kit' without doing one single supporting mod.

MullardEL34
Sep 30, 2008

Basking in the cathode glow


Get that from Audiokarma?

That image infuriates me because NOS 7591's are really rare and quite expensive, and were used in a bunch of very desirable 60's HH Scott and Fisher Stereo Receivers and Integrated Amps (two of which I own and use often).

Gasoline
Jul 31, 2008


http://orlando.craigslist.org/ctd/1067232348.html


Click here for the full 1064x669 image.



Click here for the full 1064x730 image.


The other pictures from that ad link here.

AnomalousBoners
Dec 22, 2007

by Ozma


Way to ruin a 911 hollywood.

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg



Is it just me or does that thing look like a miniature? Maybe it's because there is not real frame of reference next to the car?

Knot My President!
Jan 10, 2005







Click here for the full 651x622 image.

Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007


slidebite posted:

Is it just me or does that thing look like a miniature? Maybe it's because there is not real frame of reference next to the car?

That and I think the lack of fine detail.

nanodroogie
Apr 27, 2006

The Fritos are antiquated.

Sorry, I'm not somewhere where I can do a screen cap at the moment, but check this out: http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/2001...tem140310401653

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madattheinternet
May 8, 2004

PLEASE STOP! PLEASE!


Poor thing was red once.

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