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Dans Macabre
Apr 24, 2004


snipe

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fork bomb
Apr 26, 2010

:shroom::shroom:

Nevergirls posted:

snipe



missing random bit of trash/leaf on the ground that entertains cat for hours on end button

Sneaking Mission
Nov 11, 2008

fork bomb posted:

missing random bit of trash/leaf on the ground that entertains cat for hours on end button

missing the actual random bit of trash/leaf on the ground that entertains cat for far more than the thousand dollar cat laptop ... cattop

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

d'awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

fork bomb
Apr 26, 2010

:shroom::shroom:

Trig Discipline posted:

d'awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

i love it when kittens try to act all tuff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfM5tRe10RE

plus it's great how dog tries to play off how he's all nonchalantly hanging out (*sniffs door*) when he's really hyperaware of kitten at all times

TOO SCSI FOR MY CAT
Oct 12, 2008

this is what happens when you take UI design away from engineers and give it to a bunch of hipster art student "designers"

Trig Discipline posted:

ooooh the age when they get extremely freaked out by common household objects that they've seen a hundred times before

and the age where they do that sideways puffed up hopping thing
both at once!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWol5pCs5K8

fork bomb
Apr 26, 2010

:shroom::shroom:

Janin posted:

both at once!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWol5pCs5K8

*makes lil hairs explode*
*tail stands up straight*
*back kicks the mirror*

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

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Grimey Drawer
AAAAAHHHHHHH STOP MAKING ME WANT A KITTEN

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast
i know its not kitten season but still i really need to get around to getting one for mr. cat

hed be such a good daddy

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

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Grimey Drawer
i just think norman needs a kitten because he's still a young man but all the other cats in the house are elderly (14 years and older)

he wants to gently caress poo poo up but they're not into it

a kitten
Aug 5, 2006

Kitten meets his nemesis.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Otc_T3u1uY

the chattering they do is the kitty acting out the special vertebrae neck bite.
it's pretty awesome :3:

fork bomb
Apr 26, 2010

:shroom::shroom:

Trig Discipline posted:

i just think norman needs a kitten because he's still a young man but all the other cats in the house are elderly (14 years and older)

he wants to gently caress poo poo up but they're not into it

oh poo poo, it was you that posted all those awesome 'nip pictures?! you def need to get a bebbeh. seriously, if you're going to go through all this hullabaloo for one, might as well go through it for two.

re: australian import
-cats(/pets) must be at least 6 mo. old and have lived in whatever country for at least 6 mo.

-some poo poo about cats not being more than 3 wks pregnant not suckling young

-no crossbreeds of serval or savannah cats

-cat must have an AQIS identifiable microchip

-cat must have rabis vaccine w/in 12 mo. or when the cat is 3 mo. old

-locate an Australian place that does rabies tests

-get your animal tested before you go, 180 days must ellipse between satisfactory testing and when an animal can be released in Australia

-rabies declaration must be approved by an Official Government Veterinarian

-after all this you apply for an AQIS Import Permit (good for 6mo)

-then you book Tentative Quarantine Accommodation

-and Commence Travel Arrangements

-after which you Confirm Quarantine Accommodation Booking

-Between 1 year and 14 days prior to export, you get general vaccinations

-w/in 4 days prior to export, you need Completion of Veterinary Certificate A Including Pre-Export Inspection

-then Microchip scan, completion of Veterinary Certificate B, sealing animal
in the shipping container (crate)

-next (because you're a sperg who doesn't know how to do this) Check animal in with the airline

Sadly, once you get to Australia, interaction between animals is not permitted. "On arrival animals will be collected from the airport by AQIS staff and transported directly to the Animal Quarantine Station. Visiting of animals at the airport upon arrival in Australia is not permitted."

pdf link here

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021
Does australia not have kittens because what the gently caress?

fork bomb
Apr 26, 2010

:shroom::shroom:

pik_d posted:

Does australia not have kittens because what the gently caress?

apparently no imported kittens, which is their loss, because norcal has a great kitten brew this season.

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong
black market kitten imports

Bicycle SexFucker
Aug 15, 2007

I have zero interest in marriage.
I've been importing kittens illegally to aussie for years meow. Dont about 1400 for different families moving there.

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong
*opens trenchcoat* hey man you wanna buy a foreign kitten

Bicycle SexFucker
Aug 15, 2007

I have zero interest in marriage.
Premium American Domestic Shorthair, Longhair, tuxedo, etc etc

fork bomb
Apr 26, 2010

:shroom::shroom:

Neu posted:

Premium American Domestic Shorthair, Longhair, tuxedo, etc etc

will you smuggle my tuxedo into Australia tho?

bigger risk = bigger gain

Coffee Jones
Jul 4, 2004

. . . .
I have discovered the quiet joy that is Maru.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPzNl6NKAG0

clamiam
Mar 4, 2008

IF A ROBOT IS BUILT IN THE FORM OF HUMAN BEINGS IT IS HARAAM

LIGATT SECURITY posted:



its like your cat has a hipster haircut :xd:

Bicycle SexFucker
Aug 15, 2007

I have zero interest in marriage.

fork bomb posted:

will you smuggle my tuxedo into Australia tho?

bigger risk = bigger gain

only if he's a true tuxedo. I dont do bullshit tuxedo cats. 100% finest quality or nothing.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

fork bomb posted:

that's called 'chattering'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEEMMn80XJw

chattering is the best, it's like "please come to me i'd like to eat you" :3:

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

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Grimey Drawer

fork bomb posted:

oh poo poo, it was you that posted all those awesome 'nip pictures?! you def need to get a bebbeh. seriously, if you're going to go through all this hullabaloo for one, might as well go through it for two.

yeah, the problem is that we're already going through it for two if we go. one of the older ones is just the awesomest cat to have ever lived, and we can't bear the thought of leaving him behind

one of my best scientist buddies just moved to australia with two cats, and the total cost of the process was about $3k/cat O_O

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

Coffee Jones posted:

I have discovered the quiet joy that is Maru.

Maru is seriously the best cat

Trig Discipline posted:

there are so many good kitten ages

the age when they can climb you like a tree and it doesn't hurt much

the age when they get the ambition but not the coordination of adult cats

the age when they try to murder your feet unexpectedly

little alley kitten is currently all of the above right nyow

fork bomb posted:

that's called 'chattering'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEEMMn80XJw

:sbahj: this is one pretty cat

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
i love it when cats are all wwwwooooaaaaaaaahhhhhh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkAcsiq-Zrg

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
cattes sappin' my body heat

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade




catte after chattering mode

Tom Collins
Aug 25, 2000

my cats enter chatter mode any time i'm eating at the kitchen table and the light reflects off of my cutlery onto the ceiling

Tatsujin
Apr 26, 2004

:golgo:
EVERYONE EXCEPT THE HOT WOMEN
:golgo:

I should probably get a bigger box

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Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

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Grimey Drawer
catte protip: if you tie a rope to a cardboard box and wait, your catte will come sit in it. you can then use the rope to drag the catte around the house like a little car

they will jump out the first few times and :stare: at the box but after a while they'll usually decide that it rules and want to go for boxrides all the time

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005


[ASK] me about OS/2 WARP
box rides are pretty awesome, will not deny

CATTE PROTIPPE: for maximum catte occupation of boxes, ensure boxes are slightly too small for catte to fit properly

DOOMocrat
Oct 2, 2003

Jonny 290 posted:

CATTE PROTIPPE: for maximum catte occupation of boxes, ensure boxes are slightly too small for catte to fit properly

catte protippe: drugs in box, catte dance all nightte

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w17KjIpzuYc

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

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Grimey Drawer

Jonny 290 posted:

box rides are pretty awesome, will not deny

best part is once they get used to it they'll sometimes get in the box and hunker down and you can tell they're trying to will it to move

"i don't understand, i totally got this thing going before"

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

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Grimey Drawer
maybe if i hold my whiskers like this


drat

z0rge Costanza
Jul 30, 2006

My posting...it's shit Jerry! Shit!

Trig Discipline posted:

best part is once they get used to it they'll sometimes get in the box and hunker down and you can tell they're trying to will it to move

"i don't understand, i totally got this thing going before"

:xd:

hot dog meat burger
Nov 20, 2009

by mons al-madeen

got dat wmd posted:

welp, if you can think of it, it's on the tubes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cs-LRS-Qrqw

im really surprise this video doesnt have a ton of hateful comments

hot dog meat burger
Nov 20, 2009

by mons al-madeen
heres a steaming fresh japanese youtub https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vToG4Q_vTMo

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

hot dog meat burger posted:

im really surprise this video doesnt have a ton of hateful comments

it's just corn starch and water, even if it does get into its mouth its not going to do anything

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hot dog meat burger
Nov 20, 2009

by mons al-madeen

Yodzilla posted:

it's just corn starch and water, even if it does get into its mouth its not going to do anything

exactly, hateful comments from people who dont own cats

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0YJPRUWDE0

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