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Vexed Morgan
Dec 22, 2008

wow cats what is it with crazy people and cats

too good to snype

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Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

Gravitee posted:

Old kitties









kig ole bitties

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

Official Carrier of the Neil Bush Torch


cat-angry-at-broccoli.jpg

clamiam
Mar 4, 2008

IF A ROBOT IS BUILT IN THE FORM OF HUMAN BEINGS IT IS HARAAM

Gravitee posted:

Old kitties



my grandpa used to do this with the barn cats :neckbeard:

after a while whenever he went out to milk they'd all line up to get some :3:

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

Gravitee posted:

Old kitties









all these cats are dead

poisoned pie
Jan 15, 2005

Can you feel the colors?
maulfa fuckin loves christmas time

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

poisoned pie posted:

maulfa fuckin loves christmas time


wanna pet then give treats to dat cat

z0rge Costanza
Jul 30, 2006

My posting...it's shit Jerry! Shit!

poisoned pie posted:

maulfa fuckin loves christmas time


im sorry but this cat looks loving retarded lmao :xd:

edit: :350:

z0rge Costanza fucked around with this message at 10:01 on Dec 13, 2009

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

z0ratio hornblower posted:

im sorry but this cat looks loving retarded lmao :xd:

edit: :350:

this changes not my prior statement

poisoned pie
Jan 15, 2005

Can you feel the colors?
yeah we got him from the shelter and the decision was basically "we'll get this one cause he looks like he has downs syndrome.". He's a pretty awesome cat tbh, not many cats will let you put bow ties on them and still not give a f.

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

poisoned pie posted:

yeah we got him from the shelter and the decision was basically "we'll get this one cause he looks like he has downs syndrome.". He's a pretty awesome cat tbh, not many cats will let you put bow ties on them and still not give a f.

the best cat? does he A) poo poo in the litter box B) not poo poo elsewhere C) not claw poo poo up?

then yes the best cat

even a retarded cat can be an awesome cat. the rewards are in the dumb snuggles

poisoned pie
Jan 15, 2005

Can you feel the colors?
i live on a 20 acre property. the cat can poo poo on anywhere over 20 acres. he chooses to poo poo under the house. I guess that answers b, and for c hes pretty lazy so doesnt really claw anything except for trees and stuff.

z0rge Costanza
Jul 30, 2006

My posting...it's shit Jerry! Shit!

poisoned pie posted:

yeah we got him from the shelter and the decision was basically "we'll get this one cause he looks like he has downs syndrome.". He's a pretty awesome cat tbh, not many cats will let you put bow ties on them and still not give a f.

chill cats own

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

z0ratio hornblower posted:

chill cats own

this is the truth.

if you are looking to adopt, consider the ones that are just asleep and hangin out. not the ones that mew "pay attention to me"

drag one out. drag them all out. if they like you, then consider that cat. the meowey ones that are "omg so adorable" will get picked up by someone else anyway, that chill cat might get put down.

this has been your yospos PET island moment of sniepetry. (p.s. my cat was a quiet one but he owns so hard)

he was gonna get put down and now is my buddy

Armacham
Mar 3, 2007

Then brothers in war, to the skirmish must we hence! Shall we hence?

Gravitee posted:






lolcats are even less original than initially believed

poisoned pie
Jan 15, 2005

Can you feel the colors?
maulfa update: asleep in a box full of bubble wrap

posting smiling
Jun 22, 2008
welp i finally reached the end

gnrk
Apr 1, 2008

Sniep posted:

he was gonna get put down and now is my buddy

tony police
Sep 22, 2006

Sniep posted:

this is the truth.


this cat..... is your avatar!!!

Rufus Ping
Dec 27, 2006





I'm a Friend of Rodney Nano

Armacham posted:

lolcats are even less original than initially believed

nice

Lum
Aug 13, 2003

relative_q posted:

my cat is sick. he got some kinda respiratory infection. giving a cat antibiotics is a good way to get yourself some really nice lacerations.

We have a way to solve that.

1) Place cat on towel
2) Push tail forwards past side of cat
3) Fold rear of towel over cat's rear end
4) Fold front of towel over cat's front paws
5) Tightly wrap towel around cat
6) Sit with one leg either side of cat, hold towel tightly
7) Get someone else to force cat's mouth open
8) Insert pill, hold cat's mouth closed
9) Tickle cat's throat to force it to swallow.
10) Check pill is gone before releasing cat.

You can also try coating the pill in butter. That helps.

If you have a dog, skip steps 1-10 and just wrap the pill in bacon.

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
you seem to be assuming the cat will stay still between steps 2 to 4

url
Apr 23, 2007

internet gnuru

Lum posted:

We have a way to solve that.

1) Place cat on towel
2) Push tail forwards past side of cat
3) Fold rear of towel over cat's rear end
4) Fold front of towel over cat's front paws
5) Tightly wrap towel around cat
6) Sit with one leg either side of cat, hold towel tightly
7) Get someone else to force cat's mouth open
8) Insert pill, hold cat's mouth closed
9) Tickle cat's throat to force it to swallow.
10) Check pill is gone before releasing cat.

You can also try coating the pill in butter. That helps.

If you have a dog, skip steps 1-10 and just wrap the pill in bacon.

dogs own

martyFREEDOM
Mar 9, 2006

Marty McFly is respectful of Old Glory.

Lum posted:

We have a way to solve that.

1) Place cat on towel
2) Push tail forwards past side of cat
3) Fold rear of towel over cat's rear end
4) Fold front of towel over cat's front paws
5) Tightly wrap towel around cat
6) Sit with one leg either side of cat, hold towel tightly
7) Get someone else to force cat's mouth open
8) Insert pill, hold cat's mouth closed
9) Tickle cat's throat to force it to swallow.
10) Check pill is gone before releasing cat.

You can also try coating the pill in butter. That helps.

If you have a dog, skip steps 1-10 and just wrap the pill in bacon.
i just hold my cat under my arm and pry its mouth open(you can just push the sidees behind the teeth and it will pop open) keep the fingers back there away from the teeth, and shove whatever it is i need to give her back as far as i can. she gets the idea and swallows, she isn't very fussy about that sort of thing

computer

hot dog meat burger
Nov 20, 2009

by mons al-madeen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aw9wOi8csic

Jo
Jan 24, 2005

:allears:
Soiled Meat

url posted:

dogs own

Pets own. :3:

url
Apr 23, 2007

internet gnuru

Jo posted:

Pets own. :3:

fair point

poisoned pie
Jan 15, 2005

Can you feel the colors?

Lum posted:

If you have a dog, skip steps 1-10 and just wrap the pill in bacon.

We used to have a golden retreiver and every time it was quarterly worm tablet time we would just be like "Chelsea! Chelsea! whatsthisigot! whatisit! isitfood??!!" and the whole time the dog is like :holy::w00t::holy::w00t: and then we just threw the pill towards the dog and she would snap it mid air and gobble it before realizing.

lol dogs are idiots.

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast
dogs are pets

cats are animals looking for an attentive pet that can be dismissed at their whim but are on-call when desired

people who think a cat is a pet have it kinda backwords

Blotto Skorzany
Nov 7, 2008

He's a PSoC, loose and runnin'
came the whisper from each lip
And he's here to do some business with
the bad ADC on his chip
bad ADC on his chiiiiip

poisoned pie posted:

We used to have a golden retreiver and every time it was quarterly worm tablet time we would just be like "Chelsea! Chelsea! whatsthisigot! whatisit! isitfood??!!" and the whole time the dog is like :holy::w00t::holy::w00t: and then we just threw the pill towards the dog and she would snap it mid air and gobble it before realizing.

lol dogs are idiots.

my old lab would eat anything covered in peanut butter and most things that weren't

one time we forgot to empty the grease from the fryer outside and she lapped it all up while it was cooling

she vomited profusely and had poo poo that looked like it was covered in vaseline for like a week

i miss that dog

relative_q
Sep 9, 2008

shame on a kitty who try to run game on a kitty

wu buck wild wit tha trigga


Lum posted:

We have a way to solve that.

1) Place cat on towel
2) Push tail forwards past side of cat
3) Fold rear of towel over cat's rear end
4) Fold front of towel over cat's front paws
5) Tightly wrap towel around cat
6) Sit with one leg either side of cat, hold towel tightly
7) Get someone else to force cat's mouth open
8) Insert pill, hold cat's mouth closed
9) Tickle cat's throat to force it to swallow.
10) Check pill is gone before releasing cat.

You can also try coating the pill in butter. That helps.

If you have a dog, skip steps 1-10 and just wrap the pill in bacon.

as was mentioned before, that only works if cat remains still between steps 2 and 4. my cat is a maniac; he doesn't stay still ever. thankfully, we don't have to give him pills, just shoot a dropper full of liquid down his throat.

threepac
Sep 26, 2008

OHMED!
My cat will do whatever you ask him to. He's the best cat :3:

hot dog meat burger
Nov 20, 2009

by mons al-madeen

threepac posted:

My cat will do whatever you ask him to. He's the best cat :3:

get him to make you stop posting

LE
Oct 19, 2002

hot dog meat burger posted:


threepac
Sep 26, 2008

OHMED!

hot dog meat burger posted:

get him to make you stop posting

fuuuuck, that's what it feels like to be burned by a white-noise shitposter

Jo
Jan 24, 2005

:allears:
Soiled Meat
The perfect pet is a combination of a dog and a cat.
pre:
It should have :
 + the form factor of a cat or medium sized dog
 + the adorableness and playfulness of a kitten
 + the purring and affection of a cat
 + the intelligence of a dog
 + the self-cleaning nature of a cat
 + the companionship of a dog
 + the quietness of a cat

url
Apr 23, 2007

internet gnuru

Jo posted:

The perfect pet is a combination of a dog and a cat.
pre:
It should have :
 + the form factor of a cat or medium sized dog
 + the adorableness and playfulness of a kitten
 + the purring and affection of a cat
 + the intelligence of a dog
 + the self-cleaning nature of a cat
 + the companionship of a dog
 + the quietness of a cat

puppies/bunnies

poisoned pie
Jan 15, 2005

Can you feel the colors?

Jo posted:


pre:
 + the intelligence of a dog

indeed.

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

url posted:

dogs own

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Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

z0ratio hornblower posted:



why would a cat be there and doing that

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