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ShadowHawk: Jun 25, 2000; CERTIFIED PRE OWNED TESLA OWNER

True fact if you die in your apartment your dog won't eat you but your cat will.

# ? Feb 13, 2010 01:58

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# ? Jan 24, 2026 06:03

malefactor: Jul 23, 2006; by T. Finn

ShadowHawk posted:

True fact if you die in your apartment your dog won't eat you but your cat will.

Dogs are dumb.

and people are tasty

# ? Feb 13, 2010 01:58

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

rotor posted:

all cats are always on the wrong side of every door

they like to lie in a bureau drawer but they make such a fuss when they can't get out

# ? Feb 13, 2010 01:59

Blotto Skorzany: Nov 7, 2008; He's a PSoC, loose and runnin'
came the whisper from each lip
And he's here to do some business with
the bad ADC on his chip
bad ADC on his chiiiiip

ShadowHawk posted:

True fact if you die in your apartment your dog won't eat you but your cat will.

# ? Feb 13, 2010 02:01

LinuxGirl87: Feb 13, 2006; by Ozmaugh

Otto Skorzeny posted:

This is the :smith:

est thing I've seen in a while.

# ? Feb 13, 2010 02:03

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

futurama_dog.gif

# ? Feb 13, 2010 02:03

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

malefactor posted:

Why do people do this poo poo?

Cry some more!

# ? Feb 13, 2010 02:10

Armacham: Mar 3, 2007

deviant. posted:

we've considered spaying but it seems like it's a little unnecessary. i'd rather not risk her life for what amounts to a minor inconvenience

a cat in heat is pretty much in constant anguish, FYI

# ? Feb 13, 2010 02:13

z0rge Costanza: Jul 30, 2006; _{My posting...it's shit Jerry! Shit!}

# ? Feb 13, 2010 02:14

Roguestar: May 13, 2005; developers developers developers developers

lets just take photos instead of moving either the dog out of the road, or moving the thing that is making it be in the road!! gently caress all traffic!! ching chong bing bong!

# ? Feb 13, 2010 02:16

LinuxGirl87: Feb 13, 2006; by Ozmaugh

Roguestar posted:

lets just take photos instead of moving either the dog out of the road, or moving the thing that is making it be in the road!! gently caress all traffic!! ching chong bing bong!

They were probably sending videos home to the family asking if they were hungry for one dog or two.

# ? Feb 13, 2010 03:00

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; Official Carrier of the Neil Bush Torch

Roguestar posted:

lets just take photos instead of moving either the dog out of the road, or moving the thing that is making it be in the road!! gently caress all traffic!! ching chong bing bong!

asian people don't really have the same attitude towards cats & dogs that people in the west do. they're only a step or two above rats in a lot of places.

# ? Feb 13, 2010 04:36

Mysterious Aftertaste: May 20, 2004; So Marigold, my love, you've had too much to drink...

malefactor posted:

Dogs are dumb.

and people are tasty

# ? Feb 13, 2010 06:04

url: Apr 23, 2007; internet gnuru

rotor posted:

my dad had a dog who would eat raspberies right off the plants

he would pick them off super-delicately with his lips and for a few weeks we couldn't figure out why the gently caress we had no ripe raspberries until one day we let the dog in and noticed that he had red stains on his snout, looked like he was wearin lipstick.

your mum looks like a dog eatin' raspberries has just entered my lexicon, tx for dat

# ? Feb 13, 2010 06:43

url: Apr 23, 2007; internet gnuru

Tom Collins posted:

needs more cocaine

i thought heroin?
unless back in the day they used to jack up with coke...

i dunno, just sayin' is all

# ? Feb 13, 2010 06:55

z0rge Costanza: Jul 30, 2006; _{My posting...it's shit Jerry! Shit!}

url posted:

your mum looks like a dog eatin' raspberries

lol

# ? Feb 13, 2010 07:06

unixbeard: Dec 28, 2004

# ? Feb 13, 2010 09:24

clamiam: Mar 4, 2008; IF A ROBOT IS BUILT IN THE FORM OF HUMAN BEINGS IT IS HARAAM

haveblue posted:

futurama_dog.gif

that was probably the most :smith:

episode of that show

he was a good dog :unsmith:

# ? Feb 13, 2010 09:52

Tom Collins: Aug 25, 2000

ShadowHawk posted:

True fact if you die in your apartment your dog won't eat you but your cat will.

May my cats grok me in fullness. To do otherwise would be a waste of food.

# ? Feb 13, 2010 10:13

z0rge Costanza: Jul 30, 2006; _{My posting...it's shit Jerry! Shit!}

unixbeard posted:

step into the void

# ? Feb 13, 2010 10:52

Pissflaps: Oct 20, 2002; by VideoGames

A cat's terminal velocity is lower than what it would take for a cat to suffer serious injury as a result of a drop.

You could throw a cat from a jumbo jet and it would land unharmed.

# ? Feb 13, 2010 11:14

Sniep: Mar 28, 2004; All I needed was that fatty blunt...

King of Breakfast

Pissflaps posted:

A cat's terminal velocity is lower than what it would take for a cat to suffer serious injury as a result of a drop.

You could throw a cat from a jumbo jet and it would land unharmed.

gonna try this

*calls mr cat, we're goin out for a flight*

# ? Feb 13, 2010 11:31

Ola: Jul 19, 2004

clockwork sundial posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeyXgPbbYmU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUMBv9lysFA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tK2LXTEnds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xv_9WHTzzww

#1 and #4 removed due to violation of terms. what terms can you even violate with just a cat in the snow?

# ? Feb 13, 2010 12:44

Roguestar: May 13, 2005; developers developers developers developers

Pissflaps posted:

A cat's terminal velocity is lower than what it would take for a cat to suffer serious injury as a result of a drop.

You could throw a cat from a jumbo jet and it would land unharmed.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

# ? Feb 13, 2010 13:14

Spazz: Nov 17, 2005

Ola posted:

#1 and #4 removed due to violation of terms. what terms can you even violate with just a cat in the snow?

Animal cruelty.

# ? Feb 13, 2010 15:32

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

Pissflaps posted:

A cat's terminal velocity is lower than what it would take for a cat to suffer serious injury as a result of a drop.

You could throw a cat from a jumbo jet and it would land unharmed.

only if they fall long enough to relax and stretch out

which is why there's a "most lethal" range of height in which cats are more likely to die from a fall and falling farther actually puts them at less risk

# ? Feb 13, 2010 15:40

clamiam: Mar 4, 2008; IF A ROBOT IS BUILT IN THE FORM OF HUMAN BEINGS IT IS HARAAM

stolen from pyf

# ? Feb 14, 2010 02:33

EVGA Longoria: Dec 25, 2005; Let's go exploring!

CB chillin' in one of those fold up laundry baskets.

Someone asked for more pictures of his crossed eyes I guess? He's really hard to take pictures of like that because he tends to squint or look away when he's just chilling, and he tends to run around when he's playing. Here's the best I can do right now.

# ? Feb 14, 2010 03:56

malefactor: Jul 23, 2006; by T. Finn

Ola posted:

#1 and #4 removed due to violation of terms. what terms can you even violate with just a cat in the snow?

"animal abuse"

Its not a cat playing in the snow. They are throwing them into the snow and watching them desperately try and get out of it for their own entertainment.

In the last video, when the cat finally made it out, he/she just gave a meek cry and pawed at the door softly.

:smith:

# ? Feb 14, 2010 04:08

MononcQc: May 29, 2007

malefactor posted:

"animal abuse"

Its not a cat playing in the snow. They are throwing them into the snow and watching them desperately try and get out of it for their own entertainment.

In the last video, when the cat finally made it out, he/she just gave a meek cry and pawed at the door softly.

How can they do something like throwing a cat in snow? That's cruel!
*eats a burger with bacon*

# ? Feb 14, 2010 04:37

EVGA Longoria: Dec 25, 2005; Let's go exploring!

malefactor posted:

"animal abuse"

Its not a cat playing in the snow. They are throwing them into the snow and watching them desperately try and get out of it for their own entertainment.

In the last video, when the cat finally made it out, he/she just gave a meek cry and pawed at the door softly.

Those fuckers, they got that kitty wet :saddowns:

# ? Feb 14, 2010 04:48

Quebec Bagnet: Apr 28, 2009; mess with the honk
you get the bonk; Lipstick Apathy

My mom writes a blog. It's one of those "look at what my cat did" sort of blogs, so I get to see what crazy and :3:

antics our kitties are up to when I'm at school.

This is Linus, he is a kitty

Click here for the full 1600x544 image.

Linus thinks he's people when it comes to food. He likes to sit at the table with us and watch us eat dinner and he's learned that we eat off of plates and bowls, so he always looks at those for treats. He also likes finding and eating brown crunchy things. Sometimes leaves, sometimes my dad's corn flakes :3:

Click here for the full 1600x973 image.

# ? Feb 14, 2010 07:53

z0rge Costanza: Jul 30, 2006; _{My posting...it's shit Jerry! Shit!}

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NvPcphRbec

# ? Feb 14, 2010 07:58

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ShadowHawk posted:

True fact if you die in your apartment your dog won't eat you but your cat will.

Layne Staley RIP

# ? Feb 14, 2010 15:49

Don Lapre: Mar 28, 2001; If you're having problems you're either holding the phone wrong or you have tiny girl hands.

LinuxGirl87 posted:

They were probably sending videos home to the family asking if they were hungry for one dog or two.

lol

# ? Feb 14, 2010 15:53

Roguestar: May 13, 2005; developers developers developers developers

niteice posted:

My mom writes a blog. It's one of those "look at what my cat did" sort of blogs, so I get to see what crazy and antics our kitties are up to when I'm at school.

This is Linus, he is a kitty

Click here for the full 1600x544 image.

Linus thinks he's people when it comes to food. He likes to sit at the table with us and watch us eat dinner and he's learned that we eat off of plates and bowls, so he always looks at those for treats. He also likes finding and eating brown crunchy things. Sometimes leaves, sometimes my dad's corn flakes

Click here for the full 1600x973 image.

sometimes old poops you left in the bottom of your wardrobe??

# ? Feb 14, 2010 19:06

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; Official Carrier of the Neil Bush Torch

malefactor posted:

"animal abuse"

Its not a cat playing in the snow. They are throwing them into the snow and watching them desperately try and get out of it for their own entertainment.

In the last video, when the cat finally made it out, he/she just gave a meek cry and pawed at the door softly.

take a big pill, nancy

# ? Feb 14, 2010 22:25

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; Official Carrier of the Neil Bush Torch

clamiam posted:

stolen from pyf

look at these big gay catz

# ? Feb 14, 2010 22:26

flyboi: Oct 13, 2005; agg stop posting; College Slice

Casao posted:

Someone asked for more pictures of his crossed eyes I guess? He's really hard to take pictures of like that because he tends to squint or look away when he's just chilling, and he tends to run around when he's playing. Here's the best I can do right now.

cross-eyed cat owns

# ? Feb 14, 2010 23:52

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# ? Jan 24, 2026 06:03

tony police: Sep 22, 2006

My cats actually don't mind the snow too much and they'll either just wade in by themselves and promptly start digging and burrowing everywhere or they get tossed in and start digging and burrowing.

who needs shovels for their driveway?

# ? Feb 15, 2010 08:27

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