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Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

Pakled posted:

Let's check in on an old classic.

http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Clocks_by_time

Looks like they've purged all the pictures with clocks that happen to be in the background and now this category only has pictures where a clock is the primary subject. Boo.

i like the pictures of 12 hour clocks in the 1300+ segment

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Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
i'm really upset that there wasn't someone who took a picture of their clock at every single time

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

http://commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Time_04:20

The Leck
Feb 27, 2001

OldAlias posted:

Although as late as 1803 Samuel Taylor Coleridge condemned encyclopedias with "an arrangement determined by the accident of initial letters",[8] many lists are today based on this principle.

:owned: Coleridge!

Meat Beat Agent
Aug 5, 2007

felonious assault with a sproinging boner
im going to own the poo poo out of coleridge by putting him in an encyclopedia right next to "coleslaw"

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
5

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



daft punk railroad posted:

im going to own the poo poo out of coleridge by putting him in an encyclopedia right next to "coleslaw"

gonna incorrectly heed his words & make an encyclopedia ordered by pronounciation and put him w cholera

e: wait that doesnt even work

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

The Leck posted:

:owned: Coleridge!

dude wrote kubla khan; he doesn't have to care about losing this fight

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

Category:Clocks with undefined time

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microsoft_vs._MikeRoweSoft

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



mikkkro$haft

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
micros~1

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice
https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Microsoft_Corp._v._Shah&diff=637371441&oldid=621184034

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

quote:

Though women are often shown wearing panties under a garter belt with stockings, in everything from catalogs to pornography, panties are actually worn over the garters to allow the panties to be easily pulled down or removed without unfastening the garters. If wearing low shapewear, or a girdle, with attached garters, tap pants or panties with side ties may be the only practical options apart from unfastening the garters.

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

the gently caress are tap pants

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

uncurable mlady posted:

the gently caress are tap pants

quote:

Tap pants are a form of lingerie designed for women, also known as side-cut shorts or dance shorts, and are similar to French knickers in appearance. As the name implies, they are a type of shorts, in that they cover the pelvic area and the upper part of the upper legs.

Tap pants look much like track shorts, allow freedom of movement, and can be worn as an outer garment over other types of underwear (e.g., g-strings). However, most wearers may wear them as innerwear or leisurewear with nothing underneath. From a distance, one could mistakenly identify tap pants as a half slip.

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

uncurable mlady posted:

the gently caress are tap pants

kinda like short boxers

Meat Beat Agent
Aug 5, 2007

felonious assault with a sproinging boner
they're like tap shoes but with one key difference

Zeta Niloticus
Nov 6, 2007


uncurable mlady posted:

the gently caress are tap pants

pants for ease of tappin' dat

univbee
Jun 3, 2004





http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microshaft

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
The British political satire magazine Private Eye has a long standing theme of insulting the law firm Carter-Ruck by replacing the R with an F to read Carter-gently caress. The law firm once requested that Private Eye cease spelling its name like that; the magazine then started spelling it "Farter-gently caress".[36]

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
Feminist theologian Mary Daly has used a slash to make a point about patriarchy: "gyn/ecology", "stag/nation", "the/rapist".[30]

:monocle:

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

but enough about your penis

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill

Sham bam bamina! posted:

The British political satire magazine Private Eye has a long standing theme of insulting the law firm Carter-Ruck by replacing the R with an F to read Carter-gently caress. The law firm once requested that Private Eye cease spelling its name like that; the magazine then started spelling it "Farter-gently caress".[36]

not worthless

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

Sham bam bamina! posted:

The British political satire magazine Private Eye has a long standing theme of insulting the law firm Carter-Ruck by replacing the R with an F to read Carter-gently caress. The law firm once requested that Private Eye cease spelling its name like that; the magazine then started spelling it "Farter-gently caress".[36]

In the case of Arkell v. Pressdram (1971), the plaintiff was the subject of an article relating to illicit payments, and the magazine had ample evidence to back up the article.[26] Arkell's lawyers wrote a letter which concluded: "His attitude to damages will be governed by the nature of your reply." The magazine responded: "We acknowledge your letter of 29th April referring to Mr J. Arkell. We note that Mr Arkell's attitude to damages will be governed by the nature of our reply and would therefore be grateful if you would inform us what his attitude to damages would be, were he to learn that the nature of our reply is as follows: gently caress off."

SYSV Fanfic
Sep 9, 2003

by Pragmatica

quote:

Corinthian leather is a term coined by the advertising agency Bozell to describe the upholstery used in certain Chrysler luxury vehicles. The term first appeared in advertising in 1974.[1] Although the term suggests that the product has a relationship to or origination from Corinth, there is no relationship; the term is merely a marketing concept.

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

SYSV Fanfic
Sep 9, 2003

by Pragmatica

I feel bad for people that are myocardial infractions waiting to happen.

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord
iirc encyclopedia dramatica used to have a list of photos of camwhores sorted by the date sign they held to prove the photo was real

Suspicious Dish
Sep 24, 2011

2020 is the year of linux on the desktop, bro
Fun Shoe

i'm the quotes around "gaming community"

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Sham bam bamina! posted:

Feminist theologian Mary Daly has used a slash to make a point about patriarchy: "gyn/ecology", "stag/nation", "the/rapist".[30]

:monocle:

anal/bumcover

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

Sham bam bamina! posted:

Feminist theologian Mary Daly has used a slash to make a point about patriarchy: "gyn/ecology", "stag/nation", "the/rapist".[30]

:monocle:

yeah i watched that SNL skit too

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
geinocology

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison
geicology

15 minutes can save you 15% or more on your pap smear

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer
just ask our mascot, Flow

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

Sham bam bamina! posted:

Feminist theologian Mary Daly has used a slash to make a point about patriarchy: "gyn/ecology", "stag/nation", "the/rapist".[30]

:monocle:

right except this is yospos, so lol a female theologian? yea rite mystical sky wizard *farrrrt*

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer
my mom is literally a female theologian lol

or at least that's what her degree was in, she's a pastoral counselor now

Fanged Lawn Wormy
Jan 4, 2008

SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK!
are the sheep that sad

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Fanged Lawn Wormy posted:

are the sheep that sad

oh man you have no idea

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Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

Fanged Lawn Wormy posted:

are the sheep that sad

lol

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