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stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

haveblue posted:

I'll allow this but the master page list of unusual deaths is one of the crown jewels of wikipedia

actually http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_violent_spectator_incidents_in_sports fuckin rules too

make note of disco destruction night and 50 cent (or whatever it was) beer night

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STILL GAY AND DUMB
Oct 25, 2010

by Fistgrrl
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/YOSPOS

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme


Love handles are made up of excess fat around hips.

nvrgrls
Apr 24, 2004


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yostos_of_Ethiopia

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

ethiopia owns pretty hard

they have the ark!!

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Lutha Mahtin posted:

ethiopia owns pretty hard

they have the ark!!
Also: 800-year old monolithic churches

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug

axolotl farmer posted:



Love handles are made up of excess fat around hips.
this should be in the muffin top article

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

x86 posted:

this should be in the muffin top article

¡Ay calientita!

Wit_sponge
Dec 29, 2008

FUUUCK
alternatively a cool page:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_device_bandwidths

orange lime
Jul 24, 2008

by Fistgrrl
i think we should use pc3-17600 ddr3-sdram protocol as a network interconnect, 422gb/s sounds about right

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

orange lime posted:

gb/s sounds about right

you dont need to summarize your post when its one line long

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

quote:

Worst case scenario: thinking the unthinkable

In the course of the deliberations of the Wikipedia Data Preservation Taskforce, it was realized that although many catastrophes would be survivable, the possibility had to be faced that an extinction level event was possible, albeit unlikely, and plans should be initiated to preserve the encyclopedia in a non-terrestrial environment. To this end, Wikimedia has come to arrangements with many of the world's scientific institutions for the provision of access to the vast majority of the world's radio telescopes.

It is already the practice of the encyclopedia to create a database dump, a record of the data from the Wikipedia database, on a regular basis. This data is compressed using the highly efficient Honda-Beech data compression method, which compresses the data by a ratio of up to 1,000,000:1. If it is deemed to be probable that an extinction level event will occur shortly, this data shall be transmitted from the world's radio telescopes to the 300 nearest stars and to the centre of the galaxy for as long as possible.

The datastream will include a specially designed primer, or set of simple scientific principles and data that would be common to all extraterrestrial intelligences, providing a common base of reference to enable those receiving the signal to commence the mammoth task of decoding the encyclopedia. The message will be accompanied by a short video message by Wikipedia founder Jimmy Wales, and images required for the re-creation of fundraiser banners.

While this is indeed a last-ditch attempt to save the knowledge of humanity, it can be hoped that someday, many years in the future and many light-years from Earth, minds immeasurably different from ours might look upon the works of humanity and understand. To quote Jimmy Wales' message to the stars:

“While the light of humanity may flicker and die, we go gently into this dark night, comforted in the knowledge that someday Wikipedia shall take its rightful place as part of a consensus-built Galactic Encyclopedia, editable by all sentient beings.”

CaptainJuan
Oct 15, 2008

Thick. Juicy. Tender.

Imagine cutting into a Barry White Song.
Categories: Wikipedia humor

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

quote:


At least the animes will be safe!

nvrgrls
Apr 24, 2004

CaptainJuan posted:

Categories: Wikipedia humor


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Bottom-importance_Department_of_Fun_articles


also

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theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

CoupleBeersNoBeers posted:

actually http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_violent_spectator_incidents_in_sports fuckin rules too

make note of disco destruction night and 50 cent (or whatever it was) beer night

user/post

also the tim russert quote in that was awesome
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ten_Cent_Beer_Night

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

I'm a humour experience

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast
XD
Category: Bottom

johndis
Jun 23, 2009

by Ozmaugh

Sniep posted:

XD
Category: Bottom

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theorema_Egregium

quote:

An application of the Theorema Egregium is seen in a common pizza-eating strategy: A slice of pizza can be seen as a surface with constant Gaussian curvature 0. Gently bending a slice must then roughly maintain this curvature (assuming the bend is roughly a local isometry). If one bends a slice horizontally along a radius, non-zero principal curvatures are created along the bend, dictating that the other principal curvature at these points must be zero. This creates rigidity in the direction perpendicular to the fold, an attribute desirable when eating pizza, as it holds its shape long enough to be consumed without a mess.

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

fishmech posted:

I'm a humour experience

if you only knew

orange lime
Jul 24, 2008

by Fistgrrl

pizza math, the only math for wikipedians (i hate myself now for typing that)

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

Pillbug
wikipailures

Poniard
Apr 3, 2011



Who would do this http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Jimmy_Wales&oldid=108561785

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

Eegah posted:

wikipailures
the preferred term is wikipedophiles

probably wales

reidscones
Apr 5, 2007

:snoop: deserve got nothin to do with it :snoop:

cboyardee is funny+has a funny youtube channel

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001


when did they start this poo poo? Just whats needed, another source of internet loving drama

nvrgrls
Apr 24, 2004

I just learned on wikipedia that the dude that did Debian named it after him and his girlfriend "Deb + Ian" and they got divorced two years ago lol

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

So hot ...
ahaha 'i am highly knowledgeable

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

I am highly knowledgeable about tentacle rape, ask me anything you want

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.
http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tentacle_rape

Tentacle rape or shokushu goukan (触手強姦) is pornography involving the rape of (often quite young) women. This animation technique is different from other animation methods due to use of tentacles to portray the rape.

Blotto Skorzany
Nov 7, 2008

He's a PSoC, loose and runnin'
came the whisper from each lip
And he's here to do some business with
the bad ADC on his chip
bad ADC on his chiiiiip
tentacle sex is sometimes consensual

Smackbilly
Jan 3, 2001
What kind of a name is Pizza Organ! anyway?

Otto Skorzeny posted:

tentacle sex is sometimes consensual

i gently caress the tentacles whether they want it or not

Vivian Darkbloom
Jul 14, 2004

Why yes, wikipedia does have specific criteria for deciding if porn stars are "notable"! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:PORNSTAR


1. Has won a well-known award such as an AVN Award. (See Category:Pornographic film awards or Category:Film awards for other awards which may apply.)
2. Has received nominations for well-known awards in multiple years.[11]
3. Has made unique contributions to a specific pornographic genre, such as beginning a trend in pornography; starred in an iconic, groundbreaking or blockbuster feature; or is a member of an industry Hall of Fame such as the AVN Hall of Fame, XRCO Hall of Fame or equivalent.
4. Has been featured multiple times in notable mainstream media.

TimberJoe
Oct 24, 2010

aww yeah im on this burger and shit

Winner of the PWM POTM for March 2012
lmao "bottom-importance"

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

Vivian Darkbloom posted:

Why yes, wikipedia does have specific criteria for deciding if porn stars are "notable"! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:PORNSTAR


1. Has won a well-known award such as an AVN Award. (See Category:Pornographic film awards or Category:Film awards for other awards which may apply.)
2. Has received nominations for well-known awards in multiple years.[11]
3. Has made unique contributions to a specific pornographic genre, such as beginning a trend in pornography; starred in an iconic, groundbreaking or blockbuster feature; or is a member of an industry Hall of Fame such as the AVN Hall of Fame, XRCO Hall of Fame or equivalent.
4. Has been featured multiple times in notable mainstream media.

if there's one area where wikipedia isn't quite up to scratch, it's the extensive lists of women who suck cocks for money

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

where else am i gonna find out about my idol evan stone

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

how dare you propose this article for deletion! this person is totally noteworthy - she sucked three cocks in "Cock Attack 5" (1998) and another two in "Two Manly Cocks Soil The Goth" (2001)

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Sweevo posted:

"Two Manly Cocks Soil The Goth" (2001)

wanna watch that porno

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Wit_sponge
Dec 29, 2008

FUUUCK

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