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Soricidus: Oct 21, 2010; freedom-hating statist shill

British propaganda transformed the bee interlude into a fiendish German plot

# ? May 22, 2019 20:08

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# ? Sep 28, 2023 18:21

Soricidus: Oct 21, 2010; freedom-hating statist shill

After negative feedback on this character from WG2 experts including Michael Everson and Andrew West,[14] the frowning pile of poo emoji was removed from the list of emoji candidates.[15]

# ? May 23, 2019 08:30

Lutha Mahtin: Oct 10, 2010; Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

Soricidus posted:

After negative feedback on this character from WG2 experts including Michael Everson and Andrew West,[14] the frowning pile of poo emoji was removed from the list of emoji candidates.[15]

secret unicode trick: you can make diarrhea by doing poo emojis strung together with zero width joiners

# ? May 23, 2019 18:44

Pakled: Aug 6, 2011; WE ARE SMART

Soricidus posted:

After negative feedback on this character from WG2 experts including Michael Everson and Andrew West,[14] the frowning pile of poo emoji was removed from the list of emoji candidates.[15]

lol

quote:

MICHAEL EVERSON:
This character is damaging to both ISO/IEC 10646 and the Unicode Standard. It is bad enough
that the ESC came up with it, but it beggars believe that the UTC actually approved it. Organic
waste isn�t cute. The existing PILE OF POO character was added for compatibility with Japanese
telco sets. It is a pity that Apple followed Softbank rather than KDDI in its reference glyph, since
a coil of dog dirt with stink lines and flies is surely the only proper semantic. The idea that our
committees would sanction further cute graphic characters based on this should embarrass
absolutely everyone who votes yes on such an excrescence. Will we have a CRYING PILE OF POO
next? PILE OF POO WITH TONGUE STICKING OUT? PILE OF POO WITH QUESTION MARKS FOR
EYES? PILE OF POO WITH KARAOKE MIC? Will we have to encode a neutral FACELESS PILE OF
POO? As an ordinary user, I don�t want this kind of crap on my phone. As a representative of the
National Standards Authority of Ireland, I have to wonder what possible good could come of
encoding such a character. Bullying, perhaps? Requested change: Remove this character from
the PDAM and reject its encoding.

# ? May 23, 2019 18:58

duz: Jul 11, 2005; Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost

The latter term is a technical misnomer since lightning itself is neither wet nor dry.[2]

# ? May 23, 2019 21:22

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

however it can be greased

# ? May 23, 2019 21:27

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

Pakled posted:

lol

smh if your answer to all those isn�t an instant and enthusiastic yes

# ? May 23, 2019 21:27

Soricidus: Oct 21, 2010; freedom-hating statist shill

wow, the National Standards Authority of Ireland must have real fun office parties

# ? May 23, 2019 22:21

Schadenboner: Aug 15, 2011; by Shine

Pakled posted:

lol

IM ANGRY. ANGRY ABOUT ANTHROPOMORPHIZED FECES SMILIES.

:mad:

# ? May 23, 2019 22:25

Plorkyeran: Mar 22, 2007; To Escape The Shackles Of The Old Forums, We Must Reject The Tribal Negativity He Endorsed

where's my smiling face eating smiling pile of poo emoji

# ? May 24, 2019 00:03

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

Plorkyeran posted:

where's my smiling face eating smiling pile of poo emoji

to appeal to millenials, duh

# ? May 24, 2019 00:57

Plorkyeran: Mar 22, 2007; To Escape The Shackles Of The Old Forums, We Must Reject The Tribal Negativity He Endorsed

maybe just skip a few steps and add a vore combining character so that you can represent any emoji eating any other emoji

# ? May 24, 2019 01:27

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Plorkyeran posted:

maybe just skip a few steps and add a vore combining character so that you can represent any emoji eating any other emoji

crushed under the weight of a rampant emoji L-system is the future we deserve

# ? May 24, 2019 05:17

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

we will not rest until the unicode spec is indistinguishable from the postscript spec

# ? May 24, 2019 05:51

Lutha Mahtin: Oct 10, 2010; Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

that irish standards guy probably secretly has a car with an I EAT rear end bumper sticker. it's hypocrites all the way down

# ? May 24, 2019 07:20

802.11weed: May 9, 2007; ^no

# ? May 24, 2019 07:54

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

haveblue posted:

we will not rest until the unicode spec is indistinguishable from the postscript spec

actually unicode is sorely lacking a H+S combo which i need for putting a housemark in a transcription. not even MUFI has it in their private use area

Only registered members can see post attachments!

# ? May 24, 2019 08:39

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

ill probably have to extract the glyphs from ebgaramond and make an eps file myself which is a pain in the rear end and will probably be ugly cause in no typographer

# ? May 24, 2019 08:44

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

The sequence opened with a clenched fist opening out to signify a telepathic mind breaking out. Amongst the next shots were a human foetus, shadowy figures behind scaffolding and even the insides of a bell pepper (a somewhat exotic fruit in the UK in the 1970s).

# ? May 24, 2019 13:14

Agile Vector: May 21, 2007; scrum bored

i read that as erotic fruit in the uk and it answered a lot of culture questions

# ? May 24, 2019 14:28

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Agile Vector posted:

i read that as erotic fruit in the uk and it answered a lot of culture questions

9/10 times when i read that word, i hear it in peter serafinowicz' voice

# ? May 24, 2019 15:19

Doom Mathematic: Sep 2, 2008

Krankenstyle posted:

9/10 times when i read that word, i hear it in peter serafinowicz' voice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSG2pD-2O2g&t=18s

# ? May 25, 2019 16:13

Manky Tungeon: Jun 11, 2018

There's a huge edit war going on over whether Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band should be on the "List of music considered the worst".
https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?oldid=898516260#RFC_for_Sgt._Pepper's_inclusion

# ? May 25, 2019 20:55

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

Manky Tungeon posted:

There's a huge edit war going on over whether Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band should be on the "List of music considered the worst".
https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?oldid=898516260#RFC_for_Sgt._Pepper's_inclusion

beatles fans are the worst

# ? May 26, 2019 00:07

Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Nights_Festival

Never seen a lower quality article.

"The sky completely dark ends"

# ? May 26, 2019 01:18

Midjack: Dec 24, 2007

Resting Lich Face posted:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Nights_Festival

Never seen a lower quality article.

"The sky completely dark ends"

end of the same paragraph:
�On August 21st, the sky completely dark starts again.�

# ? May 26, 2019 01:32

Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Huh. Reading the rest of the article and it's mostly fine. WTF with that introduction though.

# ? May 26, 2019 01:35

4lokos basilisk: Jul 17, 2008

Resting Lich Face posted:

Huh. Reading the rest of the article and it's mostly fine. WTF with that introduction though.

activation codes for sleeper agents

# ? May 26, 2019 01:55

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

# ? May 26, 2019 02:52

theflyingexecutive: Apr 22, 2007

Improbable Lobster posted:

�Bic�

# ? May 26, 2019 03:04

zetamind2000: Nov 6, 2007; ~~I'm an alien.~~

theflyingexecutive posted:

�Bic�

# ? May 26, 2019 03:26

Agile Vector: May 21, 2007; scrum bored

Krankenstyle posted:

9/10 times when i read that word, i hear it in peter serafinowicz' voice

_fran

# ? May 26, 2019 04:04

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

Resting Lich Face posted:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Nights_Festival

Never seen a lower quality article.

"The sky completely dark ends"

For 2008, expect world-class performances by Valery Gergiev, Christoph Eschenbach, Alfred Brendel, Maxim Vengerov, Maria Guleghina, Bryn Terfel and Thomas Hampson, not to mention the ultimate Mariinsky ballerinas Ulyana Lopatkina and Diana Vishneva.

# ? May 26, 2019 05:38

El_Elegante: Jul 3, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
(and can't post for 68 days!); Biscuit Hider

ultimate seems ominous in this case, have there been subsequent Mariinsky ballerinas

# ? May 26, 2019 07:17

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

Agile Vector posted:

_fran

# ? May 26, 2019 11:51

Devonaut: Jul 10, 2001; Devoted Astronaut

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_celebrities_who_own_wineries_and_vineyards

# ? May 27, 2019 00:40

Grassy Knowles: Apr 4, 2003; Babies EVERYWHERE!

The series' premise also bears resemblance to the 1986 Disney animated pilot Fluppy Dogs, in which somewhat-anthropomorphic dogs travel parallel dimensions seeking a way home.[24]

# ? May 27, 2019 06:28