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SneekieBinder
Aug 23, 2007




neoboman posted:

...you know a muffin can be very filling.


Top of the muffin...TO YOU!

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Roleplaying Larry
Dec 5, 2008


"He's getting a sandwich now!"

"I thought he was just gonna have a muffin."

"All of a sudden he gets hungry."

"You know, a muffin can be very filling."

"I know!"

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.


YOU CAN STUFF YOUR SORRIES IN A SACK, MISTER!

-Would you please stop saying that?

E:

FUNNY GUY! RIGHT HERE! FUNNY GUY!

-George?

E2:

Newman and his blonde bimbo girlfriend:

Beauty and brains? Mmmmmmmmmmm

jojoinnit fucked around with this message at 04:04 on May 6, 2011

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.


I'll tell you a secret about zip codes - They're meaningless!

The Human Cow
May 24, 2004

hurry up

When you control the mail, you control...INFORMATION!

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here


Nap Ghost

We both know it's the job of a general to by God get things done.

Kevyn
Mar 5, 2003

I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.

Hey, how did you know about the guy in the park?

neoboman
Feb 16, 2007


Gyshall posted:

I'll tell you a secret about zip codes - They're meaningless!

You see, certified mail is always registered, but registered mail is not necessarily certified.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!


So Sophie gave me the "It's me" on the phone today.

Jack Bandit
Feb 6, 2005
Shit, I'm a free man and I haven't had a conjugal visit in six months

Bonzo posted:

So Sophie gave me the "It's me" on the phone today.

She's not a "me". I'm a "me".

wa27
Jan 14, 2007



Bonzo posted:

So Sophie gave me the "It's me" on the phone today.

This is my favorite Seinfeld scene:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhKQfrE1KTE

isnt that right
Dec 8, 2009



Bonzo posted:

So Sophie gave me the "It's me" on the phone today.

Uncle Leo?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=payDsNKcRKQ

Macaluso
Sep 23, 2005

I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG, BROTHER!


Jack Bandit posted:

She's not a "me". I'm a "me".

I'm against all it's me's. So self absorbed and egotistical. Just like those hip musicians with their complicated shoes!

Chicolini
Sep 22, 2007

I hate cold showers. They stimulate me and then I don't know what to do.

Well, Vincent is an art-house goon.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.


wa27 posted:

This is my favorite Seinfeld scene:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhKQfrE1KTE

I love Jerry's "Raif" voice.

"YeahI'dbettergettoadocotorbye"

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003


Sexy Beasts is a new dating show where real-life singles sport elaborate makeup and prosthetics to put true blind-date chemistry to the test.



So, what do you think about that alien autopsy?

Red Fructidor
Jan 8, 2004



jojoinnit posted:

FUNNY GUY! RIGHT HERE! FUNNY GUY!

-George?

I love that part do much. I remember the promos from when the backwards episode was about to air and they included the "JERRY SEINFELD IS A FUNNY GUY!" line and loving it before even seeing it in context. The angry George voice is hilarious.

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008


Watched my favorite scene today.

George:
The sea was angry that day my friends.
Like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli.
I got about 50 feet out and suddenly the great beast appeared before me.
I tell you he was 10 stories high if he was a foot.
As if sensing my presence he let out a great bellow.
I said "Eaaasssssyy big fella."
And then, as I watched him struggling I realized that something was obstructing his breathing. From where I was standing I could see directly into the eye of the great fish-

Jerry:
-Mammal

George:
What ever.

Then from out of nowhere a huge tidal wave lifted me and tossed me like a cork and I found myself right on top of him, face to face with the blow hole. I could barely see from the waves crashing down upon me, but I knew something was there. So I reached my hand in and felt around, and pulled out the obstruction.

*reveals a golf ball*

Kramer:
What is that a Tidalist?

*George nods*

.... Well a hole in one

syscall girl
Nov 6, 2009

by FactsAreUseless


Fun Shoe

Lascivious Sloth posted:

Tidalist

Nice touch.

seregrail7
Nov 3, 2006


Ehud posted:

So, what do you think about that alien autopsy?

Oh, that's real.

Bulbous Goiter
Sep 15, 2003
Whatchu' Talkin Bout?

Red Fructidor posted:

I love that part do much. I remember the promos from when the backwards episode was about to air and they included the "JERRY SEINFELD IS A FUNNY GUY!" line and loving it before even seeing it in context. The angry George voice is hilarious.

Agreed. I love it even more than the "Who is this?" bits between Jerry and George. Speaking of that, when it the first "Who is this"? I know it happens over a quite a few of the seasons, I just can't remember if there is a particular incident that starts it.

Secks
Oct 10, 2002

The city is alive tonight


... a pinkish hue?

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT


Secks posted:

... a pinkish hue?

Eyebrows? Who cares about eyebrows?

MokBa
Jun 8, 2006

If you see something suspicious, bomb it!


Bulbous Goiter posted:

Agreed. I love it even more than the "Who is this?" bits between Jerry and George. Speaking of that, when it the first "Who is this"? I know it happens over a quite a few of the seasons, I just can't remember if there is a particular incident that starts it.

I say this all the time when answering my phone. In fact, I did it a couple hours ago.

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.


PULP CAN MOVE, BABY!

Kevyn
Mar 5, 2003

I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.

Gyshall posted:

PULP CAN MOVE, BABY!

I still remember the commercials for this episode. They were going for some sort of "pulp friction" pun that was awful.

BrandNew
May 16, 2007

Get me my BLUE WINDBREAKER!

I like that jacket.

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

Likes: Katanas, Corea, Entertainment Centre, Couch, Yellow, Bald, Power

idiot race's bald fail admin of the week winner 2013


Today is World Lupus Day. It is, George, it is.

isnt that right
Dec 8, 2009



Georges face while he and Susan watch Mad About You at the end of The Engagement might be the single funniest thing from this show.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!


dog poop n doritos posted:

Georges face while he and Susan watch Mad About You at the end of The Engagement might be the single funniest thing from this show.

Him walking up the steps, realizing what he's done getting back with her, gets me every time.

SneekieBinder
Aug 23, 2007




I have a question - in "The Statue" when Jerry confronts Ray in the coffee shop about the statue, Ray says something like "You know how much trouble you could have got me in? Rava was standing Right There!"

Why would he have gotten in trouble if he bought it at a pawn shop? Or am I missing something?

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001




It baffles me, CONSTANTLY BAFFLES ME, that Kramer appears in a Mad About You. Then George watches Mad About You.

Crossover feedback loop!


There better have not been a Mad About You poster in the background of the one where Kramer auditions to play himself on Jerry.

beejay
Apr 7, 2002



Maybe he told her it was really expensive or that he had it made specially. That's all I can think of.

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here


Nap Ghost

He's beboppin' and scattin', and I'm losin' it!

Bulbous Goiter
Sep 15, 2003
Whatchu' Talkin Bout?

It's tough keeping your feet dry when you're kicking in a skull.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


Supreme Allah posted:

He's beboppin' and scattin', and I'm losin' it!

My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.


I'm out there, Jerry, and I'm lovin' every minute of it!

Pretentious Coats
Jan 18, 2009

Protection from what? Ze German?


Bulbous Goiter posted:

It's tough keeping your feet dry when you're kicking in a skull.

You know, Eddie, that might be just a tad harsh... for women's wear.

Leyburn
Aug 31, 2001


"I don't drink coffee at night, it keeps me up."

George's first great monologue?

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Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.


Leyburn posted:

"I don't drink coffee at night, it keeps me up."

George's first great monologue?

This is something... I said. I said this... to her.

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