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Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004



Next Stop Pottersville!
Next Stop Pottersville!

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The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

Likes: Katanas, Corea, Entertainment Centre, Couch, Yellow, Bald, Power

idiot race's bald fail admin of the week winner 2013


Secks
Oct 10, 2002

The city is alive tonight


on Yahoo sports:

"Seinfeld Inspires Texas Rangers' Lineup"

TheRationalRedditor
Jul 17, 2000

WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.


Secks posted:

on Yahoo sports:

"Seinfeld Inspires Texas Rangers' Lineup"
Obnoxious middle aged slob host inspires bat assault to own face & gut.

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here


Nap Ghost

The Soup Nazi - I just caught this line from Newman for the first time - "He's giving away all his soup. They say he's moving to Argentina!"

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRUdaWZ4FN0

edit:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YY03ymgskNI

sorry for two at once, but these are both golden, Jerry, golden!

Gyshall fucked around with this message at 23:27 on May 16, 2011

Invis
Apr 26, 2010


Ew Mr. Apple you have a brown spot!

Roleplaying Larry
Dec 5, 2008


Invis posted:

Ew Mr. Apple you have a brown spot!

It's not like you're launching missiles from a submarine and you both have to turn
your keys.

fenix down
Jan 12, 2005



Mystic_Squid posted:

It's not like you're launching missiles from a submarine and you both have to turn
your keys.
I'm asking you to turn your key. TURN YOUR KEY!!!

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003


Sexy Beasts is a new dating show where real-life singles sport elaborate makeup and prosthetics to put true blind-date chemistry to the test.



fenix down posted:

I'm asking you to turn your key. TURN YOUR KEY!!!

George, I listened to your arguments, and they were rambling and flimsy. I'm not convinced. Come on, get dressed and let's get some dinner

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


I'm saving this thread from the 4th page.

Do you ever just get down on your knees and thank God you know me and have access to my dementia?

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here


Nap Ghost

Yeah go do your thing where you lie to everyone.

neoboman
Feb 16, 2007


You just make love to that wall pervert.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.


neoboman posted:

You just make love to that wall pervert.
My favourite Kramer scene.

Bulbous Goiter
Sep 15, 2003
Whatchu' Talkin Bout?

But because it comes out of your baby it smells good.

Electromax
May 6, 2007


I love you too, Joseph... Puglia...

I am hella PEEVED
Oct 25, 2007

Welcome to Earth.



Mulva? Gipple? Loliola?

wa27
Jan 14, 2007



I never realized until today that the firehouse that Kramer goes to in "the Secret Code" is the Ghostbusters firehouse.

BrandNew
May 16, 2007

Get me my BLUE WINDBREAKER!

Fury1671 posted:

Mulva? Gipple? Loliola?

Ceste?

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.


I'd like to cancel my mail.

Certainly! How long would you like us to hold it?

I want out - permanently.

Human Tornada
Mar 3, 2005

I been wantin to see a honkey dance.


Where'd you get the bricks?

Eclipse12
Feb 20, 2008



Human Tornada posted:

Where'd you get the bricks?

This whole thread is made of brick.

isnt that right
Dec 8, 2009



You know, there really is no such thing as junk mail. Sure, everyone wants a birthday card or -

neoboman
Feb 16, 2007


Hey, and I couldn't find that stock room!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


dog poop n doritos posted:

You know, there really is no such thing as junk mail. Sure, everyone wants a birthday card or -

This reminds me of one of my favorite guest spots on Seinfeld ever, Wilford Brimley as Postmaster General:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nKlzQo3Wqo

"So maybe you can understand why I get a little irritated when somebody calls me away from my golf."

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003


Sexy Beasts is a new dating show where real-life singles sport elaborate makeup and prosthetics to put true blind-date chemistry to the test.



neoboman posted:

Hey, and I couldn't find that stock room!

These are my every day balloons!

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001




Tell the world my story.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


Then shouldn't you be wearing the bucket?

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003


Sexy Beasts is a new dating show where real-life singles sport elaborate makeup and prosthetics to put true blind-date chemistry to the test.



potee posted:

Then shouldn't you be wearing the bucket?

Move along, Betty

Kevyn
Mar 5, 2003

I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.

I'm not leaving the premises without tote bags! I was promised tote bags and tote bags I shall have!

neoboman
Feb 16, 2007


Kevyn posted:

I'm not leaving the premises without tote bags! I was promised tote bags and tote bags I shall have!

Are you Danny Tartabull?

BobMcFartsens
Dec 31, 2005

Sitting on a park bench



Well that's a shame.

Bulbous Goiter
Sep 15, 2003
Whatchu' Talkin Bout?

STELLLLLAAAA

Invis
Apr 26, 2010


Well, you look like a Lilly!

The Human Cow
May 24, 2004

hurry up

Bulbous Goiter posted:

STELLLLLAAAA

I want you take the pen! Do me a personal favor!

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.


The Human Cow posted:

I want you take the pen! Do me a personal favor!

What do you think, I've never ridden in a Cadillac before!?

Loving Life Partner
Apr 17, 2003


I jiggled it!

Jack Klompus was really underrated

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


MANDELBAUM! MANDELBAUM!

Kevyn
Mar 5, 2003

I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.

Oh shut up, you old bag!

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BrandNew
May 16, 2007

Get me my BLUE WINDBREAKER!

85 cents?! That is outrageous!

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