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goodog
Nov 3, 2007



Bulbous Goiter posted:

STELLLLLAAAA

THE DINGO ATE YOUR BA-BY.

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Poque
Sep 11, 2003

This is gonna be fun!
Or else!


You know how in-flight magazines always have the most obscure interviews and articles? I flew Delta last week and theirs had an article written by the woman who played Doris Klompus. It was neat because apparently people still recognize her just from her few episodes on Seinfeld.

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.


Loving Life Partner posted:

I jiggled it!

Jack Klompus was really underrated

He was also one of the ugliest dudes on the show. Right up there with Uncle Leo.

BrandNew
May 16, 2007

Get me my BLUE WINDBREAKER!

Gyshall posted:

He was also one of the ugliest dudes on the show. Right up there with Uncle Leo.

Look at you, you're disgusting. You're bald, you're paunchy, all kinds of sounds are emanating from your body twenty-four hours a day. If there's a woman that can take your presence for more than ten consecutive seconds, you should hang on to her like grim death. Which is not far off, by the way.

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

Likes: Katanas, Corea, Entertainment Centre, Couch, Yellow, Bald, Power

idiot race's bald fail admin of the week winner 2013


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0tvfbMslSI&feature=player_embedded

Please everyone watch that, I can't embed it. Thank you.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL


wow, you really did that, didn't you

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

Likes: Katanas, Corea, Entertainment Centre, Couch, Yellow, Bald, Power

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ephex posted:

wow, you really did that, didn't you

I take my Seinfeld posting very seriously ephex

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL


T. Finn posted:

I take my Seinfeld posting very seriously ephex

fuggetaboutit

your friend wicka
Jun 28, 2007

Huski Chocolate is a lifestyle, not only a product. It's about adventure & expedition. Living life to the fullest. It's a perfect recovery drink after training, because of the healthy carbohydrate and protein content, easy to digest and perfect for replenishing tired muscles.



T. Finn posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0tvfbMslSI&feature=player_embedded

Please everyone watch that, I can't embed it. Thank you.

"Where do you think you're going, Cracker Jack?" just doesn't have the same impact in German.

Arturo Ui
Apr 14, 2005

Forums Bosch Expert

Gyshall posted:

He was also one of the ugliest dudes on the show. Right up there with Uncle Leo.

Amazingly he was only in his 50's on the show considering he looked half dead.

Kevyn
Mar 5, 2003

I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.

BrandNew posted:

Look at you, you're disgusting. You're bald, you're paunchy, all kinds of sounds are emanating from your body twenty-four hours a day. If there's a woman that can take your presence for more than ten consecutive seconds, you should hang on to her like grim death. Which is not far off, by the way.

You're an Adonis!

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

This is gonna be fun!
Or else!


du ist batman

Wafflecop
Oct 31, 2010


Went a bit crazy with making Seinfeld ringtones the other week

Now I've got the theme as my main ringtone, one of Jerry's "Who is this?" as my text sound, "Oh no... it's the moops, the card says moops" as failed send notification and the thread title as my email notification.

It's pretty loving sweet.

BrandNew
May 16, 2007

Get me my BLUE WINDBREAKER!

wicka posted:

"Where do you think you're going, Cracker Jack?" just doesn't have the same impact in German.

On the other hand "you're batman" still works quite well

Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004



♫ I like to stop at the duty free shop ♫

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!


El Negocio posted:

THE DINGO ATE YOUR BA-BY.

You gotta see the BAA-Be

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.


It's... breathtaking.

The Human Cow
May 24, 2004

hurry up

I'm not joking. She looks like Lyndon Johnson.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.


Robnoxious posted:

♫ I like to stop at the duty free shop ♫

♫ Everbody's talkin' at me,
But I don't hear a word they're saying,
Just driving 'round in Jon Voight's car. ♫

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?



T. Finn posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0tvfbMslSI&feature=player_embedded

Please everyone watch that, I can't embed it. Thank you.

Why oh why is the top related link "100 JEWS OF HOLLYWOOD!"

"This is not a prejudice analysis, just an example of how Jews might truly be running Hollywood."

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


Jerusalem posted:

Why oh why is the top related link "100 JEWS OF HOLLYWOOD!"

"This is not a prejudice analysis, just an example of how Jews might truly be running Hollywood."

You're a RABID anti-dentite!

your friend wicka
Jun 28, 2007

Huski Chocolate is a lifestyle, not only a product. It's about adventure & expedition. Living life to the fullest. It's a perfect recovery drink after training, because of the healthy carbohydrate and protein content, easy to digest and perfect for replenishing tired muscles.



BrandNew posted:

On the other hand "you're batman" still works quite well

Ja! Ich bin Batman!

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"


Jerusalem posted:

Why oh why is the top related link "100 JEWS OF HOLLYWOOD!"

"This is not a prejudice analysis, just an example of how Jews might truly be running Hollywood."

ASTROTURF!? You know who invented that, don't you? The Jews!!

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001




Anyway, the point I was making before Goebbels made your hamburger is a man like you could be dating women twenty years younger.

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

Likes: Katanas, Corea, Entertainment Centre, Couch, Yellow, Bald, Power

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Benagain
Oct 10, 2007

I WILL DERAIL ANY THREAD TO DEFEND PEOPLE WHO CHEAT ON THEIR SPOUSES BECAUSE I THINK THEY CAN DO NO WRONG. DO NOT LISTEN TO ME. I AM FUCKING STUPID.


Fun Shoe

T. Finn posted:



It's like some insane finishing move.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.


T. Finn posted:



I can't tell if thats sexual or aggressive, but Kramers expression kills me.

Wish it would word as an av, but you wouldn't be able to tell whats happening anymore.

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.


We only wake you up for the important meetings, Costanza.

Also related - I forgot Michael Richards is in Airheads. If I made movies, he would be my muse - I'd center every movie around him.

Chicolini
Sep 22, 2007

I hate cold showers. They stimulate me and then I don't know what to do.



What do you got, a Clarkman?

goodog
Nov 3, 2007



Wafflecop posted:

Went a bit crazy with making Seinfeld ringtones the other week

Now I've got the theme as my main ringtone, one of Jerry's "Who is this?" as my text sound, "Oh no... it's the moops, the card says moops" as failed send notification and the thread title as my email notification.

It's pretty loving sweet.

I hope you also have George's voicemail message.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


Chicolini posted:



What do you got, a Clarkman?

That's right. High five.

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari


Attention, PlayNow employees. George Costanza's handicap bathroom on the 16th floor is now open to ALL employees... and their families! I'll see you in hell, Costanza.

BrandNew
May 16, 2007

Get me my BLUE WINDBREAKER!

XausF1 posted:

Attention, PlayNow employees. George Costanza's handicap bathroom on the 16th floor is now open to ALL employees... and their families! I'll see you in hell, Costanza.

Jerry. They really want me out of here. Theyíve downgraded me to some sort of a bunker. Iím like Hitlerís last days here.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


XausF1 posted:

Attention, PlayNow employees. George Costanza's handicap bathroom on the 16th floor is now open to ALL employees... and their families! I'll see you in hell, Costanza.

Hi, Margerie? George Costanza. How are you sweetheart. Listen, could you give Mr. Tomasulo a message for me? If he needs me, tell him I'M IN MY OFFICE!

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here


Nap Ghost

'SORRY'?! You almost took my toe off! Why don't you watch where you're going you LUNATIC!!

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.


Look to the cookie! *Nods at the black guy*

BrandNew
May 16, 2007

Get me my BLUE WINDBREAKER!

Gyshall posted:

Look to the cookie! *Nods at the black guy*

Your views on race relations are just fascinating.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003


Sexy Beasts is a new dating show where real-life singles sport elaborate makeup and prosthetics to put true blind-date chemistry to the test.



BrandNew posted:

Your views on race relations are just fascinating.

Maybe he's....mixed....

BobMcFartsens
Dec 31, 2005

Sitting on a park bench



Kramer: I've got a shirt goin' at 325 for 10 minutes

Jerry: What's wrong with your oven?

Kramer: I'm baking a pie!

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Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004



BobMcFartsens posted:

Kramer: I've got a shirt goin' at 325 for 10 minutes

Jerry: What's wrong with your oven?

Kramer: I'm baking a pie!
Jerry: What kind?

Kramer: Huckleberry!

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