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Ash1138
Sep 29, 2001

Get up, chief. We're just gettin' started.



Konec Hry posted:

Did it move?
Look, you don't understand. There was shrinkage.

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Chicolini
Sep 22, 2007

I hate cold showers. They stimulate me and then I don't know what to do.

As far as Elaine's less-than-serious boyfriends, Brett was really dreamy. He even knows Karl Farbman.

Loving Life Partner
Apr 17, 2003


Can we say Jane Leeves even if she wasn't really hot until Frasier?

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.


This is our best model: The Cougar 9000. It's the Rolls Royce of wheelchairs. This is like...you're almost glad to be handicapped.

BrandNew
May 16, 2007

Get me my BLUE WINDBREAKER!

You don't know what it's like in there. All night long things are creaking and cracking and that red light it's burning my brain!

isnt that right
Dec 8, 2009



Mr Marbles?

The Human Cow
May 24, 2004

hurry up

VILE WEED!

AbstractNapper
Jun 5, 2011

I can help

So, has the summer of George begun? Or are you still decomposing?

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here


Nap Ghost

Is this the interference?

Rusty Shackelford
Feb 7, 2005


You can't break up with me! I've got hand!

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002


You're gonna' need it.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?



LividLiquid posted:

You're gonna' need it.

A masturbation joke? Well America's not going to put up with that, I predict Seinfeld will be canceled at the end of its third seaosn.

BobMcFartsens
Dec 31, 2005

Sitting on a park bench



AbstractNapper posted:

So, has the summer of George begun? Or are you still decomposing?

Decompressing!


I just watched Puerto Rico Day for the first time. I can see why they didn't air it.

Rusty Shackelford
Feb 7, 2005


BobMcFartsens posted:

Decompressing!


I just watched Puerto Rico Day for the first time. I can see why they didn't air it.

They aired it. They just didn't re-air it.

TheRationalRedditor
Jul 17, 2000

WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.


Bulbous Goiter posted:

Did you know that Maroon Golf has actually appeared in an episode nearly 2 seasons prior to the Puerto Rican Day episode of season 9?

Discuss.
Mario Joyner is a comedian friend of Jerry's irl.

Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004



OnlyJuanMon posted:

Hottest chick Jerry ever dated. GO!
Gonna go with Meryl (pre-Friends Courtney Cox).

Jerry and Meryl weren't really ready for the commitment of a fake marriage but "we'll always, have pancakes."

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?



She had MAN-HANDS!



MAN-HANDS!

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003


Sexy Beasts is a new dating show where real-life singles sport elaborate makeup and prosthetics to put true blind-date chemistry to the test.



Jerusalem posted:

She had MAN-HANDS!



MAN-HANDS!

It's not a...twistoff...

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!


Ehud posted:

It's not a...twistoff...

twist off, twist OOOFF!!!!!

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

Likes: Katanas, Corea, Entertainment Centre, Couch, Yellow, Bald, Power

idiot race's bald fail admin of the week winner 2013


Bonzo posted:

twist off, twist OOOFF!!!!!

OnlyJuanMon
Jan 25, 2010


Too tired to chase fences right now.


It happened tonight!!!

I saw an episode I've never seen before!!!

It was the little Jerry Seinfeld cockfight one, and it was fantastic. WHAT A FEELING!

MINT WIZARD
Apr 24, 2007

This isn't going to stop until Pictionary bans the word windmill.


Little Jerry was born to cockfight.

There is now way to convey how Kramer says "cockfight" in text.

Parachute
May 18, 2003


You ate more bread?

Capt. Sticl
Jul 24, 2002

In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!


Parachute posted:

You ate more bread?

Why didn't you eat it in the cab?!

Riven
Apr 22, 2002


Charlotte from Sex and the City was super hot...except for her toilet mouth. Also two-face lady was super hot in the right lighting. But the hottest was the girl who always wore the same outfit. Or Amanda Peet.

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here


Nap Ghost

Master of the house
Doling out the charm
Ready with a handshake
And an open palm

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"


Supreme Allah posted:

Master of the house
Doling out the charm
Ready with a handshake
And an open palm

Schumann...

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT


Supreme Allah posted:

Master of the house
Doling out the charm
Ready with a handshake
And an open palm

Pipe down, chorus boy!

Kevyn
Mar 5, 2003

I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.

Riven posted:

But the hottest was the girl who always wore the same outfit. Or Amanda Peet.

Ah, the peat.

DamnGlitch
Sep 2, 2004



I feel I must inform you all of this: http://twitter.com/SeinfeldStories

quote:

George dates a conjoined twin, but is unsure if he is expected to pay for the other conjoined twin's dinner.

George, Kramer, and Jerry end up driving in a funeral procession, unable to escape before reaching the cemetery.

Jerry's girlfriend always uses "ish" when telling the time; Kramer obsesses over trying to invent 3-ply toilet paper

Jerry's favorite cereal is discontinued. George discovers and takes advantage of his incredible night vision.

bobservo
Jul 24, 2003



I wrote that last one! Seinfeld Stories is great.

Loving Life Partner
Apr 17, 2003


@SeinfeldStories Tensions rise between George and Elaine when a birthday scratch-off ticket is a big winner. Kramer's latest scheme has him in the doghouse with Jerry.

Macaluso
Sep 23, 2005

I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG, BROTHER!


It's pretty amazing how many of those I could see as actual Seinfeld episodes.

"Elaine tries to return a parfait because she deems it "too tart"; in a bout of superstition, Kramer goes a week without looking at a mirror." Imagine that Kramer part of the story. it'd be great.

neoboman
Feb 16, 2007


^ Is the show in the right quadrant any good?

On subject, The Jacket has one of my favorite Seinfeld quotes, "I paid what it costs!" Jerry's delivery makes it.

Rusty Shackelford
Feb 7, 2005


When I was a little girl in Panama, a rich American came to our town and he was wearing the softest most beautiful sweater. I said to him, "what do you call this most beautiful fabric?", and he said "they call it cashmere". I repeated the words "cashmere, cashmere". I asked if I could have it, and he said "No. Get away from me." Then he started walk away. But I grabbed onto his leg screaming for him to give me the sweater and he dragged me through the street. And then he kicked at me with the other foot and threw some change at me. Oh, but I didn't want the change Georgie. I wanted the cashmere.

Macaluso
Sep 23, 2005

I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG, BROTHER!


neoboman posted:

^ Is the show in the right quadrant any good?

On subject, The Jacket has one of my favorite Seinfeld quotes, "I paid what it costs!" Jerry's delivery makes it.

Bob's Burgers? Yep. There's a thread in this subforum about it. People seemed pretty split on loving it or hating on the first episode, but the first season is now over and everyone is in love with it. Hooray!

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari


Been waiting all month for this...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQbtXVn-PA8

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.


Take the pen! Do me a poisonal favour!

LordFancy
Feb 26, 2010


Before we go any further, I'd just like to point out how disturbing it is that you equate eating a block of cheese with some sort of bachelor paradise.

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no pantsu
Aug 11, 2003


El Diablo! Dios mio, EL DIABLO!!

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