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Ehud
Sep 19, 2003


Sexy Beasts is a new dating show where real-life singles sport elaborate makeup and prosthetics to put true blind-date chemistry to the test.



Jerry, Joe Davola. *Pbt.* *Pbt.* *Pbt.* I have a hair on my tongue...I can't get it off. You know how much I hate that? 'Course you do, you put it there. I know what you said about me, Seinfeld. I know you badmouthed me to the execs at NBC, put the kibosh on my deal. Now I'm going to put the kibosh on you. You know I've kiboshed before, and I will kibosh again

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stratdax
Sep 14, 2006


DrBouvenstein posted:

We don't care for that term.

I don't know too many monkeys that could take apart a fuel injector.

I saw one once that could do sign language!

Yeah... Coco! That chimp's alright. High five.

Rusty Shackelford
Feb 7, 2005


Double zero?

Leovinus
Apr 28, 2005

by Y Kant Ozma Post


I know I sometimes spell Jerry with a G... and an I!

Ash1138
Sep 29, 2001

Get up, chief. We're just gettin' started.



Supreme Allah posted:

Shouldn't George have sued the poo poo out of that wedding-invitation company that killed Susan, and become a millionaire? I will personally spit in Jerry Seinfeld's face if I ever see him because this didn't happen.
Nice game, pretty boy!

OnlyJuanMon
Jan 25, 2010


Too tired to chase fences right now.


you know, we're living in a SOCIETY!

mojo1701a
Oct 8, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth



Santa's a communist and he's spreading propaganda!

neoboman
Feb 16, 2007


Rusty Shackelford posted:

Double zero?

Yeah, it's 'ooh,' as in, 'ooh ooh aah aah.'

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001




mojo1701a posted:

Santa's a communist and he's spreading propaganda!

The meats are divided into a class system.

Locutus of Bald
Aug 20, 2009

by Debbie Metallica


We're trying to have a civilization here!

Radio Nowhere
Jan 8, 2010


Coco is getting upset!

thepokey
Jul 20, 2004

Let me start off with a basket of chips. Then move on to the pollo asado taco.

It's your urine, Elaine!

mints
Aug 15, 2001

Living on past glories

Jerry doesn't wash these very well.

Secks
Oct 10, 2002

The city is alive tonight


Leovinus posted:

I know I sometimes spell Jerry with a G... and an I!

Hahaha I have never seen Jerry as big of an rear end in a top hat as he is in this scene.

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.


Bosco!

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003


Sexy Beasts is a new dating show where real-life singles sport elaborate makeup and prosthetics to put true blind-date chemistry to the test.



So get this. I get down there, and right away, I see the drain is clogged. I mean it's obvious. Can you believe it?

OnlyJuanMon
Jan 25, 2010


Too tired to chase fences right now.


I use this one a lot in real life:

"I'm sorry, is this story about me?"

"no..."

"Well then I've lost interest."

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


Ash1138 posted:

Nice game, pretty boy!

So I yell out, "I'M HIT!"

Giedroyc
Feb 18, 2001

Can't post for 2,400,000 hours!


We had a funny guy with us in Korea, tailgunner, they blew his brains out all over the pacific.

clockworx
Oct 15, 2005
The Internet Whore made me buy this account

Giedroyc posted:

We had a funny guy with us in Korea, tailgunner, they blew his brains out all over the pacific.

There's nothing funny about that!

Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004



~/o Master of the House
Quick to catch yer eye
Never wants a passer by
To pass him by ~/o

Kevyn
Mar 5, 2003

I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.

Just start scratching. Tell him you have the crabs. He was in the military, he'll understand that.

Giedroyc
Feb 18, 2001

Can't post for 2,400,000 hours!


"Looks like rain."
"I know, I know, that's what they said."
"Who said?"
"The weather guy, Dr. Waldo."
"I don't need anybody to tell me it's gonna rain."

Alton Benes, the best character.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"


Robnoxious posted:

~/o Master of the House
Quick to catch yer eye
Never wants a passer by
To pass him by ~/o

Dad thinks George is gay.

Relayer
Sep 17, 2002


"I almost had my own show in Japan."
"You speak japanese?"
"No.."
"So, you would have done it in Japan, but in english?"
"... I dont know."

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


Coffee And Pie posted:

Dad thinks George is gay.

He liked you though. Said you reminded him of someone he knew in Korea.

penis sandwich
Aug 28, 2004

have some pudding :)


Coffee And Pie posted:

Dad thinks George is gay.

"Oh, because of all that singing?"
"No, he pretty much thinks everyone is gay."

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003


Sexy Beasts is a new dating show where real-life singles sport elaborate makeup and prosthetics to put true blind-date chemistry to the test.



You don't eat Oreos? The way you break them open...




You're practically having sex with them!

Relayer
Sep 17, 2002


"..just a salad... just a salad... just a salad..."

mojo1701a
Oct 8, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth



I went to the Pickle Barrel (a small local restaurant chain around Toronto), and on their menu, they have "Julienne salad... Seinfeld's Big Salad!"

I was pretty excited.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?



Giedroyc posted:

Alton Benes, the best character.

I just wish the actor hadn't been a complete lunatic so they could have had him back.

mojo1701a posted:

I went to the Pickle Barrel (a small local restaurant chain around Toronto), and on their menu, they have "Julienne salad... Seinfeld's Big Salad!"

I was pretty excited.

That's the one Elaine buys for George's girlfriend, right?

Professor Spatula
Apr 16, 2007


On right now... "the pig says; my wife is a slut!"

thepokey
Jul 20, 2004

Let me start off with a basket of chips. Then move on to the pollo asado taco.

I'm sure Superman probably had a very good sense of humor...

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.


She's not Chinese George! I was duped!

BrandNew
May 16, 2007

Get me my BLUE WINDBREAKER!

Chexoid posted:

She's not Chinese George! I was duped!

The rines are crossed.

mojo1701a
Oct 8, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth



Jerusalem posted:

That's the one Elaine buys for George's girlfriend, right?

Vice-versa, but yes. The BIIIIIIIG SALAD!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?



mojo1701a posted:

Vice-versa, but yes. The BIIIIIIIG SALAD!

drat, all these years I've remembered it as Elaine taking credit for THE BIIIIIIIG SALAD!

neoboman
Feb 16, 2007


thepokey posted:

I'm sure Superman probably had a very good sense of humor...

I still say he's naked under there!

Giedroyc
Feb 18, 2001

Can't post for 2,400,000 hours!


Well, we were engaged to be married, uh, we bought the wedding invitations, and, uh, yada yada yada, I'm still single.

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fenix down
Jan 12, 2005



Jerusalem posted:

drat, all these years I've remembered it as Elaine taking credit for THE BIIIIIIIG SALAD!
She did accept the thank you under false pretenses...

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