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thepokey
Jul 20, 2004

Let me start off with a basket of chips. Then move on to the pollo asado taco.

The Pig says ... 'my wife is a slut'??

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Ehud
Sep 19, 2003


Sexy Beasts is a new dating show where real-life singles sport elaborate makeup and prosthetics to put true blind-date chemistry to the test.



thepokey posted:

The Pig says ... 'my wife is a slut'??

Now that's a complaint!

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!


Jerry is now on Twitter

http://twitter.com/!/SeinTime

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.


Some charlatan has stolen a Ziggy and passed it off as his own! I can prove it! Quick, Elaine, to my archives!

BrandNew
May 16, 2007

Get me my BLUE WINDBREAKER!

Fredo was weak and stupid, he shouldn't have eaten the key!

Invis
Apr 26, 2010


Gammi's getting upset!

penismightier
Dec 6, 2005

What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.



Invis posted:

Gammi's getting upset!


"Koko, the girls are gonna love you."

piratepilates
Mar 28, 2004

So I will learn to live with it. Because I can live with it. I can live with it.





Bonzo posted:

Jerry is now on Twitter

http://twitter.com/!/SeinTime

I'm so going to flood him with bad 'And what's the deal with' jokes all day.

AbstractNapper
Jun 5, 2011

I can help

It's the perfect plan. So inspired, so devious, yet so simple!

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

At the end of 2018, a study was published by London Metropolitan University showing that certain bacteria, normally present only in intestinal tracts or feces, were found on McDonald's self-service screens.




Bonzo posted:

Jerry is now on Twitter

http://twitter.com/!/SeinTime

Is he actually Tweeting or is it a PR person?

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!


Joe Don Baker posted:

Is he actually Tweeting or is it a PR person?

He's already made a concentration camp joke so no, I don't think it's a PR person.

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

Likes: Katanas, Corea, Entertainment Centre, Couch, Yellow, Bald, Power

idiot race's bald fail admin of the week winner 2013


BrandNew posted:

Fredo was weak and stupid, he shouldn't have eaten the key!

"Hey, Kramer! I dug Fredo up, now let's cut him open!"

"Hey neighbor!"

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003


Sexy Beasts is a new dating show where real-life singles sport elaborate makeup and prosthetics to put true blind-date chemistry to the test.



T. Finn posted:

"Hey, Kramer! I dug Fredo up, now let's cut him open!"

"Hey neighbor!"

Man's best friend...Jerry, I want something like that on my tombstone.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?



Bonzo posted:

He's already made a concentration camp joke so no, I don't think it's a PR person.

Anti-Dentite bastard

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.


Do I smell Pantene?

"Do I smell?"

Pantene!

"Pantene?"

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.


College Slice

T. Finn posted:

"Hey, Kramer! I dug Fredo up, now let's cut him open!"

"Hey neighbor!"

I love the look on the neighbor's face when he's standing outside with the bird food because Jerry won't let him in the building.

Libandano Urfam
Apr 23, 2010


jojoinnit posted:

Do I smell Pantene?

"Do I smell?"

Pantene!

"Pantene?"

Men use Prell, the hard stuff!

mojo1701a
Oct 8, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth



jojoinnit posted:

Do I smell Pantene?

"Do I smell?"

Pantene!

"Pantene?"

Well, there really is no junk mail. Everybody wants to receive a cheque or a birthday card, but it requires just as much manpower to deliver their precious little greeting cards--

Locutus of Bald
Aug 20, 2009

by Debbie Metallica


Just empty calories and male curiosity, eh Georgie?

penismightier
Dec 6, 2005

What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.



I've never noticed before in Serenity Now, when George's father off-handedly calls Speed "The Bus."


"I saw a very provocative movie called "The Net," starring the woman from "The Bus."

EDIT: Also this

penismightier fucked around with this message at 03:00 on Jul 20, 2011

thepokey
Jul 20, 2004

Let me start off with a basket of chips. Then move on to the pollo asado taco.

Son of a Bang! Son of a Boom!

Cuban Chowder Factory
Jun 3, 2002


Got any booze? Let's say you and I get RIPPED

everyone wear hats now
Jul 29, 2010



Manya died! MANYA DIED!

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!


The Heckler posted:

Manya died! MANYA DIED!

I HAD A PONY!

Relayer
Sep 17, 2002


"Hey there Joe... just getting some fruit for myself.."

fenix down
Jan 12, 2005



Come on, what's the big deal? I'm just gonna put a little concrete in the washing machine!

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.


I'll tell you what, Timmy - you dip the way you want to dip, and I'll dip the way I want to dip.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.


College Slice

Cuban Chowder Factory posted:

Got any booze? Let's say you and I get RIPPED

I love that line because the actress opposite him visibly starts to crack up, then catches herself. I wonder how many takes they had to go through.

Relayer
Sep 17, 2002


"I was free and clear, I was living the dream! I was stripped to the waist eating a block of cheese the size of a car battery!"

"Before we go any further, I'd just like to point out how disturbing it is that you equate eating a block of cheese with some sort of bachelor paradise.."

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

This is gonna be fun!
Or else!


Jerry...have you ever taken a bath in the dark?

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards

Larry David to make a return to Stand-Up

Probably never get the chance to see him over here (Ireland), but I can hope...

Saw Jerry last month in London and it was amazing.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.


Mickolution posted:

Larry David to make a return to Stand-Up

Probably never get the chance to see him over here (Ireland), but I can hope...

Saw Jerry last month in London and it was amazing.
You went all the way to London just to see him? How was his act, is it still just "didja ever notice?" observation material?

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.


jojoinnit posted:

You went all the way to London just to see him? How was his act, is it still just "didja ever notice?" observation material?

You really went bald there, didn't ya?

mojo1701a
Oct 8, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth



Based on Seinfeld writer Spike Feresten's tweet about coming up with fake episode titles in the Seinfeld writers' room, Seinfeld Stories came up with this synopsis for "The Dictionary":

SeinfeldStories posted:

Kramer sells his portrait to a stock photo company; Elaine sets Jerry up with her co-worker Molly; George finds the perfect dive bar.

Kramer suspects "Egg-Heads" are stalking him; Jerry won't ride bumper cars with Molly on their date to Coney Island; George buys a bandana.

A nebish man corners Kramer and gets his autograph for a specific dictionary page; Molly dumps Jerry, deciding he's "too safe."

Elaine takes Molly to the dive bar; Kramer realizes his portrait is next to "aberrant" in the dictionary; Jerry rents a motorcycle.

Kramer escapes the nerds in a bar where he runs into George. George gives Kramer his bandana claiming that he isn't a "Bandana-man."

Jerry scuffles with "Motorcycle Toughs" on his way to the bar; Kramer keeps Molly company in Jerry's absence.

Molly: "There's something unusual and extraordinary about you." Kramer: "I believe the word you're looking for is 'aberrant'."

Nothing special (duh, since he comes up with story lines and you fill in the rest), but I really like the Kramer storyline.

WoG
Jul 13, 2004


mojo1701a posted:

Based on Seinfeld writer Spike Feresten's tweet about coming up with fake episode titles in the Seinfeld writers' room, Seinfeld Stories came up with this synopsis for "The Dictionary":


Nothing special (duh, since he comes up with story lines and you fill in the rest), but I really like the Kramer storyline.

I can't imagine "finds the perfect dive bar" as a seinfeld plot.

Juancho
Mar 18, 2009


Mickolution posted:

Saw Jerry last month in London and it was amazing.

That was a wicked googly!

neoboman
Feb 16, 2007


Well it's like the Capulets and the Montagues!

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards

jojoinnit posted:

You went all the way to London just to see him? How was his act, is it still just "didja ever notice?" observation material?

Yeah, it's only an hour's flight and I have a mate over there. Going back over tomorrow for a music gig at the weekend.

The show was great, I thought. All observation stuff still, but from an older perspective. A lot about family and kids and the like. For me, he was the most professional comedian I've ever seen. Never missed a beat. Maybe not the funniest (Stewart Lee, probably), but it was obvious that this was someone who'd been honing his craft for 30 years.

mojo1701a
Oct 8, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth



WoG posted:

I can't imagine "finds the perfect dive bar" as a seinfeld plot.

Neither can I. Most of the other characters' stories fell flat, but the Kramer one was pretty good.

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Konec Hry
Jul 13, 2005

too much love will kill you



Grimey Drawer

I couldn't see Jerry riding a motorcycle.

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