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thepokey: Jul 20, 2004; Let me start off with a basket of chips. Then move on to the pollo asado taco.

The Pig says ... 'my wife is a slut'??

# ? Jul 19, 2011 12:24

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 06:12

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

thepokey posted:

The Pig says ... 'my wife is a slut'??

Now that's a complaint!

# ? Jul 19, 2011 12:46

Bonzo: Mar 11, 2004; Just like Mama used to make it!

Jerry is now on Twitter

http://twitter.com/!/SeinTime

# ? Jul 19, 2011 14:22

Gyshall: Feb 24, 2009; Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

Some charlatan has stolen a Ziggy and passed it off as his own! I can prove it! Quick, Elaine, to my archives!

# ? Jul 19, 2011 14:34

BrandNew: May 16, 2007; Get me my BLUE WINDBREAKER!

Fredo was weak and stupid, he shouldn't have eaten the key!

# ? Jul 19, 2011 19:01

Invis: Apr 26, 2010

Gammi's getting upset!

# ? Jul 19, 2011 19:03

penismightier: Dec 6, 2005; What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.

Invis posted:

Gammi's getting upset!

"Koko, the girls are gonna love you."

# ? Jul 19, 2011 19:19

piratepilates: Mar 28, 2004; So I will learn to live with it. Because I can live with it. I can live with it.

Bonzo posted:

Jerry is now on Twitter

http://twitter.com/!/SeinTime

I'm so going to flood him with bad 'And what's the deal with' jokes all day.

# ? Jul 19, 2011 19:23

AbstractNapper: Jun 5, 2011; I can help

It's the perfect plan. So inspired, so devious, yet so simple!

# ? Jul 19, 2011 20:27

Jose Oquendo: Jun 20, 2004; Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

Bonzo posted:

Jerry is now on Twitter

http://twitter.com/!/SeinTime

Is he actually Tweeting or is it a PR person?

# ? Jul 19, 2011 20:39

Bonzo: Mar 11, 2004; Just like Mama used to make it!

Joe Don Baker posted:

Is he actually Tweeting or is it a PR person?

He's already made a concentration camp joke so no, I don't think it's a PR person.

# ? Jul 19, 2011 20:55

The Finn: Aug 27, 2004; إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم

BrandNew posted:

Fredo was weak and stupid, he shouldn't have eaten the key!

"Hey, Kramer! I dug Fredo up, now let's cut him open!"

_{"Hey neighbor!"}

# ? Jul 19, 2011 21:03

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

T. Finn posted:

"Hey, Kramer! I dug Fredo up, now let's cut him open!"

_{"Hey neighbor!"}

Man's best friend...Jerry, I want something like that on my tombstone.

# ? Jul 19, 2011 23:14

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Bonzo posted:

He's already made a concentration camp joke so no, I don't think it's a PR person.

Anti-Dentite bastard

# ? Jul 19, 2011 23:27

jojoinnit: Dec 13, 2010; Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Do I smell Pantene?

"Do I smell?"

Pantene!

"Pantene?"

# ? Jul 20, 2011 00:18

haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

T. Finn posted:

"Hey, Kramer! I dug Fredo up, now let's cut him open!"

_{"Hey neighbor!"}

I love the look on the neighbor's face when he's standing outside with the bird food because Jerry won't let him in the building.

# ? Jul 20, 2011 00:26

Libandano Urfam: Apr 23, 2010

jojoinnit posted:

Do I smell Pantene?

"Do I smell?"

Pantene!

"Pantene?"

Men use Prell, the hard stuff!

# ? Jul 20, 2011 02:07

mojo1701a: Oct 9, 2008; Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

jojoinnit posted:

Do I smell Pantene?

"Do I smell?"

Pantene!

"Pantene?"

Well, there really is no junk mail. Everybody wants to receive a cheque or a birthday card, but it requires just as much manpower to deliver their precious little greeting cards--

# ? Jul 20, 2011 03:10

Locutus of Bald: Aug 20, 2009; by Debbie Metallica

Just empty calories and male curiosity, eh Georgie?

# ? Jul 20, 2011 03:21

penismightier: Dec 6, 2005; What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.

I've never noticed before in Serenity Now, when George's father off-handedly calls Speed "The Bus."

"I saw a very provocative movie called "The Net," starring the woman from "The Bus."

EDIT: Also this

penismightier fucked around with this message at 04:00 on Jul 20, 2011

# ? Jul 20, 2011 03:31

thepokey: Jul 20, 2004; Let me start off with a basket of chips. Then move on to the pollo asado taco.

Son of a Bang! Son of a Boom!

# ? Jul 20, 2011 09:09

Cuban Chowder Factory: Jun 3, 2002

Got any booze? Let's say you and I get RIPPED :q:

# ? Jul 20, 2011 12:17

everyone wear hats now: Jul 29, 2010

Manya died! MANYA DIED!

# ? Jul 20, 2011 14:36

Bonzo: Mar 11, 2004; Just like Mama used to make it!

The Heckler posted:

Manya died! MANYA DIED!

I HAD A PONY!

# ? Jul 20, 2011 17:59

Relayer: Sep 18, 2002

"Hey there Joe... just getting some fruit for myself.."

# ? Jul 20, 2011 18:06

fenix down: Jan 12, 2005

Come on, what's the big deal? I'm just gonna put a little concrete in the washing machine!

# ? Jul 20, 2011 18:18

Gyshall: Feb 24, 2009; Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

I'll tell you what, Timmy - you dip the way you want to dip, and I'll dip the way I want to dip.

# ? Jul 20, 2011 18:41

haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

Cuban Chowder Factory posted:

Got any booze? Let's say you and I get RIPPED

I love that line because the actress opposite him visibly starts to crack up, then catches herself. I wonder how many takes they had to go through.

# ? Jul 20, 2011 19:22

Relayer: Sep 18, 2002

"I was free and clear, I was living the dream! I was stripped to the waist eating a block of cheese the size of a car battery!"

"Before we go any further, I'd just like to point out how disturbing it is that you equate eating a block of cheese with some sort of bachelor paradise.."

# ? Jul 21, 2011 00:12

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

Jerry...have you ever taken a bath in the dark?

# ? Jul 21, 2011 02:19

Mickolution: Oct 1, 2005; Ballers...I put numbers on the boards

Larry David to make a return to Stand-Up

Probably never get the chance to see him over here (Ireland), but I can hope...

Saw Jerry last month in London and it was amazing.

# ? Jul 21, 2011 14:39

jojoinnit: Dec 13, 2010; Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Mickolution posted:

Larry David to make a return to Stand-Up

Probably never get the chance to see him over here (Ireland), but I can hope...

Saw Jerry last month in London and it was amazing.

You went all the way to London just to see him? How was his act, is it still just "didja ever notice?" observation material?

# ? Jul 21, 2011 19:22

Chexoid: Nov 5, 2009; Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.

jojoinnit posted:

You went all the way to London just to see him? How was his act, is it still just "didja ever notice?" observation material?

You really went bald there, didn't ya?

# ? Jul 21, 2011 19:26

mojo1701a: Oct 9, 2008; Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

Based on Seinfeld writer Spike Feresten's tweet about coming up with fake episode titles in the Seinfeld writers' room, Seinfeld Stories came up with this synopsis for "The Dictionary":

SeinfeldStories posted:

Kramer sells his portrait to a stock photo company; Elaine sets Jerry up with her co-worker Molly; George finds the perfect dive bar.

Kramer suspects "Egg-Heads" are stalking him; Jerry won't ride bumper cars with Molly on their date to Coney Island; George buys a bandana.

A nebish man corners Kramer and gets his autograph for a specific dictionary page; Molly dumps Jerry, deciding he's "too safe."

Elaine takes Molly to the dive bar; Kramer realizes his portrait is next to "aberrant" in the dictionary; Jerry rents a motorcycle.

Kramer escapes the nerds in a bar where he runs into George. George gives Kramer his bandana claiming that he isn't a "Bandana-man."

Jerry scuffles with "Motorcycle Toughs" on his way to the bar; Kramer keeps Molly company in Jerry's absence.

Molly: "There's something unusual and extraordinary about you." Kramer: "I believe the word you're looking for is 'aberrant'."

Nothing special (duh, since he comes up with story lines and you fill in the rest), but I really like the Kramer storyline.

# ? Jul 21, 2011 19:30

WoG: Jul 13, 2004

mojo1701a posted:

Based on Seinfeld writer Spike Feresten's tweet about coming up with fake episode titles in the Seinfeld writers' room, Seinfeld Stories came up with this synopsis for "The Dictionary":

Nothing special (duh, since he comes up with story lines and you fill in the rest), but I really like the Kramer storyline.

I can't imagine "finds the perfect dive bar" as a seinfeld plot.

# ? Jul 21, 2011 20:13

Juancho: Mar 18, 2009

Mickolution posted:

Saw Jerry last month in London and it was amazing.

That was a wicked googly!

# ? Jul 21, 2011 20:46

neoboman: Feb 16, 2007

Well it's like the Capulets and the Montagues!

# ? Jul 21, 2011 22:05

Mickolution: Oct 1, 2005; Ballers...I put numbers on the boards

jojoinnit posted:

You went all the way to London just to see him? How was his act, is it still just "didja ever notice?" observation material?

Yeah, it's only an hour's flight and I have a mate over there. Going back over tomorrow for a music gig at the weekend.

The show was great, I thought. All observation stuff still, but from an older perspective. A lot about family and kids and the like. For me, he was the most professional comedian I've ever seen. Never missed a beat. Maybe not the funniest (Stewart Lee, probably), but it was obvious that this was someone who'd been honing his craft for 30 years.

# ? Jul 21, 2011 22:37

mojo1701a: Oct 9, 2008; Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

WoG posted:

I can't imagine "finds the perfect dive bar" as a seinfeld plot.

Neither can I. Most of the other characters' stories fell flat, but the Kramer one was pretty good.

# ? Jul 21, 2011 22:55

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Konec Hry: Jul 13, 2005; too much love will kill you; Grimey Drawer

I couldn't see Jerry riding a motorcycle.

# ? Jul 22, 2011 09:41

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