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Seinfeld re-imagined as a heartfelt drama. Amazing what a soundtrack can do. http://tv.gawker.com/5528419/the-se...ide-of-seinfeld
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Ok, let's debate it here. Who was right in "The Parking Space?" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0v42Gz5EH4 Debate for George: He was parallel parking. Debate for Mike: George was taking too long, and Mike started parking first. Here's the conversation: quote:Elaine (pointing backwards): Oh George, there's a space right there! My problem is that the space is huge, and parallel parking isn't even necessary. Elaine is the one who notices the spot, so in my mind George would have missed it anyway. George gives a little speech before he pulls into the spot so he's taking longer than necessary. Now, if the other guy came up on George, fully aware that George was backing up, then I side with George. Larry says George is right but going from what he said earlier, I think he only says that to cause further debate. I dunno, what do you guys think?
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May 1, 2010 00:10
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George is correct, you never go in head first
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May 1, 2010 00:22
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Tiny Fistpump posted:George is correct, you never go in head first You do if there's room!
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May 1, 2010 00:39
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ChickenMedium posted:You do if there's room! If there is room, and if you decide to go head-first, you have earned the consequences from people who have done it correctly, although in their absence your action would not have been innately immoral.
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May 1, 2010 00:48
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If there's room to go in head first, then the spot is most likely big enough for two.
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May 1, 2010 01:11
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If some jackass is just sitting in the road wasting everybodies time and hasn't left you room to back in, then you go in head first.
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May 1, 2010 01:50
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I haven't seen that episode in a long time. The big question is did anybody notice George put the car into reverse before beginning his speech to Elaine? If the reverse lights were on the space was his, no lights no space.
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May 1, 2010 02:33
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If George had just been sitting there in park I'd say it's Mike's space, if not for the fact that the car's reverse lights would have made it apparent to anyone behind George that he's backing into the space. George had put the car in reverse before Mike began to pull in head first. Edit: Beaten
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May 1, 2010 02:36
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Did George have his blinker on? This is important. Either way, George is right, but if he had his blinker on he's even more right. EDIT: Man, that Michael Jordan is SO phony! OldSenileGuy fucked around with this message at 02:55 on May 1, 2010 |
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May 1, 2010 02:44
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkijphlNSxA here is a funny scene I like.
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May 1, 2010 02:49
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Is the "LUPUS? IS IT LUPUS?" official count at 3? That was my favorite little thing, that George's most terrifying illness fear was lupus.
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May 1, 2010 02:51
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Oh my god, George hiring the black exterminator to be his friend to try and convince Mr. Morgan he's not racist is so low.
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May 1, 2010 03:53
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Tiny Fistpump posted:Is the "LUPUS? IS IT LUPUS?" official count at 3? That was my favorite little thing, that George's most terrifying illness fear was lupus. It's not lupus. I'm sorry, I had to! I'm so sorry. 
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May 1, 2010 04:00
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IShallRiseAgain posted:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkijphlNSxA here is a funny scene I like. Holy poo poo, is the jacket Kramer's wearing in that scene the ruined suede jacket Jerry gave him?
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May 1, 2010 05:42
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HorseHeadBed posted:Seinfeld re-imagined as a heartfelt drama. Amazing what a soundtrack can do. I shed a single tear when I watched this.
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May 1, 2010 14:33
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Dr_Amazing posted:I shed a single tear when I watched this.
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May 1, 2010 14:54
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HorseHeadBed posted:Seinfeld re-imagined as a heartfelt drama. Amazing what a soundtrack can do. That's absolutely brilliant and really quite touching if you're familiar with Seinfeld.
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May 1, 2010 15:43
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DrBouvenstein posted:Holy poo poo, is the jacket Kramer's wearing in that scene the ruined suede jacket Jerry gave him?
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May 1, 2010 15:43
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The Kentucky Derby is today and it's been raining pretty steady in Kentucky. I wonder if any of the horses are a mudder.
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May 1, 2010 19:13
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I like how terrifying Elaine's father was at the restaurant in "The Jacket". The part where George comes up with a really lovely lie to try and get out of dinner and Jerry goes "Oh yeah, that'd work....he'd clunk our heads together like Moe." edit: Haha here's the exchange: JERRY: How are we going to get out of it? GEORGE: We'll say we're frightened and we have to go home. JERRY: Yeah, that's good. He'd clunk our heads together like Moe. GEORGE: I don't know. Just start scratching. Tell him you have the crabs. He was in the military. He'll understand that. haljordan fucked around with this message at 19:41 on May 1, 2010 |
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May 1, 2010 19:38
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OldSenileGuy posted:The Kentucky Derby is today and it's been raining pretty steady in Kentucky. I wonder if any of the horses are a mudder.
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May 1, 2010 19:41
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Baaad! Stay away from the chicken! Mess you up!
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May 1, 2010 19:52
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It must be comforting to know you'll be going straight to hell at no more than three miles an hour. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5g_xmQhe-Fg
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May 1, 2010 20:23
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Cheeseball IV posted:It must be comforting to know you'll be going straight to hell at no more than three miles an hour. "Mr. Tomasulu picked the wrong man to fire because he was fake handicapped!"
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May 1, 2010 20:25
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Here's one of my favourite George moments http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Anfb...feature=related The clip doesn't have the following interaction with the fireman Fireman: "How do you live with yourself?" George: "It isn't easy..." Wasco Jr. fucked around with this message at 22:28 on May 1, 2010 |
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May 1, 2010 22:13
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The poppy/Kramer "pizza" debate is so funny. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lOG3rD5CrQ
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May 1, 2010 23:53
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I always thought Kramer's pizza restaurant was a good idea
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May 2, 2010 00:09
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post kramer gifs and the seinfeldest pics u got    
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May 2, 2010 00:47
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IShallRiseAgain posted:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkijphlNSxA here is a funny scene I like. The preceding scene is the best, with Jerry being an rear end in a top hat to the holistic therapy guy, Tor, as he's making herbal tea for George. Tor: Your tea is ready now. This should solve your so-called tonsil problem. It's a special concoction. It contains crampbark. Jerry: I love crampbark. Tor: Cleavers. Jerry: Cleaver, I once had cleaver as a kid. I was able to lift a car! Tor: And some couchgrass. Jerry: Couchgrass and crampbark? You know, I think that's what killed Curly.
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May 2, 2010 01:48
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I like Jerry's "thoughts" in that scene. Tor: You know, I am not a business man. I'm a holistic healer. It's a calling, it's a gift. You see, it's in the best interest of the medical profession that you remain sick. You see, that insures good business. You're not a patient. You're a customer. Jerry: And you're not a doctor, but you play one in real life. MINT WIZARD fucked around with this message at 01:55 on May 2, 2010 |
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May 2, 2010 01:53
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Can someone remove the laughtrack from a clip of seinfeld i wonder if it goes very creepy like a number of laughtrack based shows go when their laughtrack is removed.
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May 2, 2010 02:02
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LE0N posted:Can someone remove the laughtrack from a clip of seinfeld i wonder if it goes very creepy like a number of laughtrack based shows go when their laughtrack is removed. There are a few clips on youtube but I can't for the life of me find them, it's not nearly as creepy as big bang theory/friends minus laughter.
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May 2, 2010 02:13
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Hey, you think if I jumped off that balcony I'd get hurt?
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May 2, 2010 02:47
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I guess that would be creepy, especially when the actors have to wait, kind of staring at everyone until the laughter subsides.
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May 2, 2010 02:51
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NumbersAndNoise posted:Soooo-bot-ka Has the same number of syllables as "Costanza" 
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May 2, 2010 03:21
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Jerry: What's going on? George: I don't know. This sandwich is making me flush. Jerry: Oh no, I'll tell you what you did Caligula; you combined food and sex in to one disgusting uncontrollable urge. George: I think you're right. You gonna eat that? Jerry: No, but please tell me that's all you're gonna do with it.
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Any time someone mentions somebody named Tony I think of Seinfeld. Hunky To-nay!
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explosivo posted:Any time someone mentions somebody named Tony I think of Seinfeld. Just step off George!
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Maarak posted:Has the same number of syllables as "Costanza" Don't you mean Cartwright?
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