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Yanni Estacado
May 2, 2007



esperantinc posted:

They did:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LD3udSurzw

hahahahaa holy poo poo

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Flobbster
Feb 17, 2005

"Cadet Kirk, after the way you cheated on the Kobayashi Maru test I oughta punch you in tha face!"


Oh, you hung up on my Nana? You told Nana to drop dead?!

Relayer
Sep 17, 2002


Lookin' for somethin lady? The bank?? It burned! It's GONE!

...Now what you wanna do is go down to forty-ninth street, that's the main customer service branch. Ask for Mr.Fleming, he'll help you!

No. 9
Feb 8, 2005

by R. Guyovich


Do you ever yearn?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uvgi_ETnW4E

olylifter
Sep 13, 2007

I'm bad with money and you have an avatar!

Relayer posted:

Lookin' for somethin lady? The bank?? It burned! It's GONE!

...Now what you wanna do is go down to forty-ninth street, that's the main customer service branch. Ask for Mr.Fleming, he'll help you!

Your nana's been passing those bum cheques all over town and she's finally pissed off the wrong people!

I'll watch that episode when its on just for that one line and his delivery. Kills me every single time.

Wotan
Aug 15, 2009

I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.


I never thought a hat could ruin my life.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Uncle Leo bursting out onto the PBS Pledge Drive screaming,"SHE'S ON A LIMITED BUDGET! STOP THE SHOW! STOP THE SHOW!" always cracks me up.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.


Barnum posted:

I never thought a hat could ruin my life.

I don't wanna be a pirate!

(I know it's not the same ep, but they are both clothes related)

MillionsV
Jun 11, 2010


Jerusalem posted:

Uncle Leo bursting out onto the PBS Pledge Drive screaming,"SHE'S ON A LIMITED BUDGET! STOP THE SHOW! STOP THE SHOW!" always cracks me up.


"SHE'S ON A LIMITED BUDGET VERY FIXED INCOME!"

the aftermath
Jul 20, 2002

Things Fall Apart

octothorpopus posted:

Kramer also doesn't use clocks according to the episode with the runner who slept in for his marathon
"Why separate knob, WHY SEPARATE KNOB?!"

the aftermath
Jul 20, 2002

Things Fall Apart

Supreme Allah posted:

OHHHHHhhhh, I know the Roll-o-Mech 5000.
I'm sure you do

This is one of my favorite bits from the show, it's a complete random throw away that has absolutely nothing to do with the plot, which makes it even funnier:

"I think that ginger ale at the coffee shop is just Coke and Sprite mixed together. How can I prove it? Damnit, I can't. Damnit."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zouOHqy8unI

HateTheInternet
Dec 19, 2004

He just put the kibosh on me, do you know what the kibosh means, it's a kibosh!


One of my favorite George outburts was when Susan's parents agree to go to the Hamptons with him.

"Speak now, or we are headed to the Hamptons. It's a two-hour drive.
Once you get in that car, we are going all the way... to the Hamptons...All
right, you wanna get nuts? COME ON! LET'S GET NUTS!"

TheRationalRedditor
Jul 17, 2000

WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.


the aftermath posted:

I'm sure you do

This is one of my favorite bits from the show, it's a complete random throw away that has absolutely nothing to do with the plot, which makes it even funnier:

"I think that ginger ale at the coffee shop is just Coke and Sprite mixed together. How can I prove it? Damnit, I can't. Damnit."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zouOHqy8unI
It's just one of those perfect George moments.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.


the aftermath posted:

I'm sure you do

This is one of my favorite bits from the show, it's a complete random throw away that has absolutely nothing to do with the plot, which makes it even funnier:

"I think that ginger ale at the coffee shop is just Coke and Sprite mixed together. How can I prove it? Damnit, I can't. Damnit."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zouOHqy8unI

Funny story:

I wait tables, and one time at work our ginger ale syrup ran out, and my manager just told me to mix Coke and Sprite together.

Karl Rove
Feb 26, 2006

Oh man, the Elders are really lovely guys. Their astral projection seminars are literally off the fucking planet, and highly recommended.

HateTheInternet posted:

One of my favorite George outburts was when Susan's parents agree to go to the Hamptons with him.

"Speak now, or we are headed to the Hamptons. It's a two-hour drive.
Once you get in that car, we are going all the way... to the Hamptons...All
right, you wanna get nuts? COME ON! LET'S GET NUTS!"

This has to be one of George's best lines.

Also, Kramer: "It's like Sweden, Jerry. Sweeeeeeden."

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

"When you put your hand into a bunch of goo that a moment before was your quarterback's face, you'll know what to do."



HateTheInternet posted:

One of my favorite George outburts was when Susan's parents agree to go to the Hamptons with him.

"Speak now, or we are headed to the Hamptons. It's a two-hour drive.
Once you get in that car, we are going all the way... to the Hamptons...All
right, you wanna get nuts? COME ON! LET'S GET NUTS!"


George: "And that leads into the master bedroom."
Mrs. Ross: "Tell us more."
George: "You want to hear more? The master bedroom opens into the solarium."
Mr. Ross: "Another solarium?"
George: "Yes, two solariums. Quite a find. And I have horses, too."
Mr. Ross: "What are their names?"
George: "Snoopy and Prickly Pete. Should I keep driving?"
Mrs. Ross: "Oh, look, an antique stand. Pull over. We'll buy you a
housewarming gift."
George, chuckling to himself: "Housewarming gift."
George, swerving the car to go to the antique stand: "All right, we're taking
it up a notch!"

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.


Ehud posted:

George: "And that leads into the master bedroom."
Mrs. Ross: "Tell us more."
George: "You want to hear more? The master bedroom opens into the solarium."
Mr. Ross: "Another solarium?"
George: "Yes, two solariums. Quite a find. And I have horses, too."
Mr. Ross: "What are their names?"
George: "Snoopy and Prickly Pete. Should I keep driving?"
Mrs. Ross: "Oh, look, an antique stand. Pull over. We'll buy you a
housewarming gift."
George, chuckling to himself: "Housewarming gift."
George, swerving the car to go to the antique stand: "All right, we're taking
it up a notch!"

The end is great, too.

George: Well, we're on foot from here!

and then...

George: If you knew I didn't have a house in the Hamptons, why did you make me drive all the way out here?
Mrs.Ross: We don't like you, George.

MillionsV
Jun 11, 2010


Reminds me of the punch-out ending of The Soul Mate:

WYCK: Does anyone think George might have murdered Susan?

MR. CROSS: Oh, yeah. I just assumed he murdered her.

MS. BAINES: Of course he killed her.

WYCK: So it's not just me, then. Alright! Back to business.

It always gets me when George cares SO MUCH about something that everyone else just brushes off. This happens so frequently.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

Gotta nuke something


I loved Georges little spiel about rageaholics and how he completely misses the point.

Jerry: "He took you to Rage-aholics? Why?"
George: "I don't know, probably because this whole Universe is against me!"
Jerry: "You've got a little rage."
George: "I know. And now they want me to bottle it up. It makes me so mad!"

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.


College Slice

The episode where Jerry goes and heckles Toby in her office (causing her to lose her pinkie toe) is so goddamned good, not just because of Kramer's retelling of the bus story, but also when Jerry is talking to the prop comic. The exchange goes something like this:

quote:

JERRY: So, I went down to the magazine, I pleaded with him to come and see me again, finally he agreed to come down tonight, and he's going to write another article.

RONNIE: I heard you went down to somebody's office and heckled them?

JERRY: drat right! We've been lapdogs long enough!

RONNIE: How could you do that? I mean, everybody's talking about it.

JERRY: Well, it's about time one of us drew a line in the sand.

RONNIE: Jerry, you're like Rosa Parks. You opened the door for all of us. I can't wait till the next time someone heckles me.

JERRY: Yeah, well, won't be long.

The fact that he says "Yeah, well, won't be long" directly to the guy's face, loud enough to be heard cracks me up every time I hear it.

HateTheInternet
Dec 19, 2004

He just put the kibosh on me, do you know what the kibosh means, it's a kibosh!


Bloody Hedgehog posted:

I loved Georges little spiel about rageaholics and how he completely misses the point.

Jerry: "He took you to Rage-aholics? Why?"
George: "I don't know, probably because this whole Universe is against me!"
Jerry: "You've got a little rage."
George: "I know. And now they want me to bottle it up. It makes me so mad!"

George gets angrier and angrier as the series goes on. I love how it starts with "GEORGE IS GETTIN' UPSET!" I don't remember the episode, but there's one scene that just ends with George yelling to himself "I'M LOSIN' IT!"

Stuntman Mike
Apr 14, 2007
The saucer people are coming!

"Your legs have sustained extensive trauma. Apparently your body was in the state of advanced atrophy, due to a period of extreme inactivity. But with a lot of hard work I think there's a good chance you may, one day, walk again."

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.


Stuntman Mike posted:

"Your legs have sustained extensive trauma. Apparently your body was in the state of advanced atrophy, due to a period of extreme inactivity. But with a lot of hard work I think there's a good chance you may, one day, walk again."

Weird...the invitations again...

(I also love that Molly Shannon is getting physical therapy so she can learn to swing her arms.)

stratdax
Sep 14, 2006


HateTheInternet posted:

George gets angrier and angrier as the series goes on. I love how it starts with "GEORGE IS GETTIN' UPSET!" I don't remember the episode, but there's one scene that just ends with George yelling to himself "I'M LOSIN' IT!"

"Well it's about time for George's lunch!"
"Yes it is. Let's see what I have here. *Steinberg rant*"

mojo1701a
Oct 8, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

HateTheInternet posted:

George gets angrier and angrier as the series goes on. I love how it starts with "GEORGE IS GETTIN' UPSET!" I don't remember the episode, but there's one scene that just ends with George yelling to himself "I'M LOSIN' IT!"

He's beboppin' and scattin' AND I'M LOSIN' IT!

Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004



stratdax posted:

"Well it's about time for George's lunch!"
"Yes it is. Let's see what I have here. *Steinberg rant*"
You know I like that honey mustard.
You could put it on a shoe and it would taste pretty good to me.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005







Robnoxious posted:

You know I like that honey mustard.
You could put it on a shoe and it would taste pretty good to me.

What the hell does that mean?

neoboman
Feb 16, 2007


McSpanky posted:

What the hell does that mean?

Are you saying... you want a piece of me?

Stuntman Mike
Apr 14, 2007
The saucer people are coming!

neoboman posted:

Are you saying... you want a piece of me?

Youuuuuu GOT IIIIIIIT!

This thread just goes in circles, doesn't it?

HateTheInternet
Dec 19, 2004

He just put the kibosh on me, do you know what the kibosh means, it's a kibosh!


Stuntman Mike posted:

This thread just goes in circles, doesn't it?

Look, I have my system. First I look for the dream spot right in front of the door, then I slowly expand out in concentric circles.

The Infamous Shane
Dec 18, 2007
Call me Shane Mcloon, Super Goon.

Stuntman Mike posted:

Youuuuuu GOT IIIIIIIT!

This thread just goes in circles, doesn't it?

Concentric circles.


It's like parking.

Leovinus
Apr 28, 2005

by Y Kant Ozma Post


The Infamous Shane posted:

Concentric circles.


It's like parking.

George was totally right on that score. You cannot just dive in head-first.

dyn
Jan 9, 2005

Barn duelin' since '07

Leovinus posted:

George was totally right on that score. You cannot just dive in head-first.

He was conversing with Elaine. If you're just sitting there doing nothing then I'm going to take your spot.

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!

dyn posted:

He was conversing with Elaine. If you're just sitting there doing nothing then I'm going to take your spot.

Exactly. Not only was he not taking the spot but he was sitting there talking and blocking the lane. gently caress him it ain't his spot.

All Pig Be Slay
Mar 26, 2002

Speaking of mothers, let me give that oatmeal some brown sugar.


Evil Agita posted:

Exactly. Not only was he not taking the spot but he was sitting there talking and blocking the lane. gently caress him it ain't his spot.

Don't you have any common decency? This is a SOCIETY we're living in here!

Leovinus
Apr 28, 2005

by Y Kant Ozma Post


He was finishing his sentence before checking his rear-view mirror! What, do you guys all park perfectly in the minimum possible time? If someone drives a length past a spot and stops, it's their spot.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

RowboatMan: Freezing time is an old P.I. trick...


Many of you may have seen this already, but at around 2:20, Frank Caliendo does some fantastic impressions of Jerry, George, and especially Kramer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYP3jhqUC3I

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002




Fun Shoe

Leovinus posted:

He was finishing his sentence before checking his rear-view mirror! What, do you guys all park perfectly in the minimum possible time? If someone drives a length past a spot and stops, it's their spot.

I liked the concensus the thread came to last time this was raised, which was that if George had his turn signal on, it was his. If he didn't, it was the other guy's.

TheRationalRedditor
Jul 17, 2000

WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.


Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Many of you may have seen this already, but at around 2:20, Frank Caliendo does some fantastic impressions of Jerry, George, and especially Kramer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYP3jhqUC3I
This is terrible.

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Stuntman Mike
Apr 14, 2007
The saucer people are coming!

hall n oates mom posted:

This is terrible.

Mostly yes, but his Kramer was really good, I thought. Then again, it is hard to do a bad Kramer.

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