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Cage
Jul 17, 2003



Im rewatching from season one, going to be making gifs of things I see fit.


Did you just call me a wuss?

Season 2, Episode 4 "The Answering Machine"

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sportsgenius86
Jun 17, 2008

THE STREAK IS OVER



Bloody Hedgehog posted:

MAN: What’s the one with the swirling chocolate in the commercial?

GEORGE: They all have swirling chocolate in the commercial!

WILLIE SR: Not Skittles.


The way that guy says "Not Skittles." is one of the best lines from the show. I completely lose it every time I see that ep and hear the Skittles line.


A NICKEL!

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

Martytoof posted:

Haha no problem.

Which episode has George's giant wallet? I'm so close to the end of the series and I think I accidentally skipped it.

I love the scene where it finally bursts, the "PWOOF" it makes gets me every time.

sportsgenius86
Jun 17, 2008

THE STREAK IS OVER



explosivo posted:

I love the scene where it finally bursts, the "PWOOF" it makes gets me every time.


Kramer and Newman finding the coat in the tree will always make me laugh uncontrollably

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

sportsgenius86 posted:

Kramer and Newman finding the coat in the tree will always make me laugh uncontrollably

"Where'd you learn to climb like that?"

"The Pacific northwest!"

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

Bat 'em up!




explosivo posted:

"Where'd you learn to climb like that?"

"The Pacific northwest!"

Man, that guy can climb like a ring tailed lemur!

goodog
Nov 3, 2007



Post your favourite Seinfeld parodies/crossovers/whatevers:

Seinfeld in Oz (I love how they got the actual Oz cast for it)

Sippenfeld - If Jerry was an obnoxious libertarian (based on forum member Sippenhaft)


And this:

robot roll call
Mar 7, 2006

dance dance dance dance dance to the radio




Whoa, the maid from that one Curb Your Enthusiasm is in The Trip. As a maid.

Stare-Out
Mar 11, 2010

not all who wander are lost


Jerusalem posted:

The episode where Jerry is rolling in the cash and laughing through cigars as she loses bet after bet with him over breaking up with Puddy forever is fantastic.
There are a few amazing outtakes of that, I can't believe Julia got through it eventually because I can't not laugh when I watch that scene.

sportsgenius86
Jun 17, 2008

THE STREAK IS OVER



Stare-Out posted:

There are a few amazing outtakes of that, I can't believe Julia got through it eventually because I can't not laugh when I watch that scene.


If she can eventually make it through "What the HELL does that mean?" she can make it through anything.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.


El Negocio posted:

And this:


The art style isn't that good (why does Kramer look like Vampire Bill?) but drat if the writer didn't nail down the characters idiosyncrasies 100%. I hear George, Jerry, Elaine, and Kramer in my head perfectly whilst reading that.

Martytoof
Feb 25, 2003

 
 




Serenity now...

DrBouvenstein posted:

I hear George, Jerry, Elaine, and Kramer in my head

... insanity later.

HateTheInternet
Dec 19, 2004

He just put the kibosh on me, do you know what the kibosh means, it's a kibosh!


She scooped the niblets?

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

Likes: Katanas, Corea, Entertainment Centre, Couch, Yellow, Bald, Power

idiot race's bald fail admin of the week winner 2013


HateTheInternet posted:

She scooped the niblets?

That's what was so vexing!

Martytoof
Feb 25, 2003

 
 




William Pahllace
Dec 22, 2009

Look, buddy. I know a lot about the law and various other lawyerings.


Martytoof posted:



I wish I could have all three of these as my avatar at the same time.

HateTheInternet
Dec 19, 2004

He just put the kibosh on me, do you know what the kibosh means, it's a kibosh!


Dibs on the Jerry one. I need a good quote, though.

Hipster_Doofus
Dec 20, 2003

Lovin' every minute of it.

HateTheInternet posted:

Dibs on the Jerry one. I need a good quote, though.

"I can feel his blood inside of me. Borrowing things from my blood."

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.


HateTheInternet posted:

Dibs on the Jerry one. I need a good quote, though.

I can't believe I got the low fat!

LesterGroans
Jun 9, 2009

It's funny...

You were so scary at night.


Martytoof posted:



Three different people get these and then constantly post after each other.

HateTheInternet posted:

Dibs on the Jerry one. I need a good quote, though.


"That's a shame."

"...Mister Marbles?"

"I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating me!"

LesterGroans fucked around with this message at 21:16 on Aug 5, 2010

HateTheInternet
Dec 19, 2004

He just put the kibosh on me, do you know what the kibosh means, it's a kibosh!


I thought of the hamburger quote. Or "Poppy peed on my sofa!"

There's just not very many Jerry outbursts.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


How about "He put the kibosh on me!"

Edit: Haha well there you go.

Martytoof
Feb 25, 2003

 
 




George why would I, a Juilliard-trained dermatologist, send him to another doctor.

I laughed for like two minutes straight.

youd for i
Mar 24, 2006

Please enter your password, then press pound


Jean-Paul: oooooh...look at the cute little bastard! You are mama's little bastard, aren't you?

Manager: What the hell are you doin harassing my tenants?

Jean-Paul: Oh come on, you son of a bitch. I'm just trying to be friendly.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.


The only choice for the Newman avatar and quote (if anyone takes it) is:

"Once...twice...three times a lady!"

Martytoof
Feb 25, 2003

 
 




The pig says, "My wife is a slut"?

Kevyn
Mar 5, 2003

I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.

DrBouvenstein posted:

The only choice for the Newman avatar and quote (if anyone takes it) is:

"Once...twice...three times a lady!"

"Vile weed!"

Secks
Oct 10, 2002

The city is alive tonight


Kevyn posted:

"Vile weed!"

Hahaha saw this right afterward...

mojo1701a
Oct 8, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

Martytoof posted:

The pig says, "My wife is a slut"?

Now that's a complaint.

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

Martytoof posted:



Jesus christ this is funny.

Cuban Chowder Factory
Jun 3, 2002


Bloody Hedgehog posted:

MAN: What’s the one with the swirling chocolate in the commercial?

GEORGE: They all have swirling chocolate in the commercial!

WILLIE SR: Not Skittles.


The way that guy says "Not Skittles." is one of the best lines from the show. I completely lose it every time I see that ep and hear the Skittles line.

You make your dad sit here all day?

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

This is gonna be fun!
Or else!


Cuban Chowder Factory posted:

You make your dad sit here all day?

He likes it!

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

Gotta nuke something


drat, just saw the Peurto Rico Day ep (which is rare itself), and it just reminded me that all three leads have alter egos; Kel Varnson, H.E. Pennypacker, and Art VanDelay.

I need to get all my friends to make up alter egos for each other, so we can escape from lifes sticky situations.

"Who ate all this pizza I left out?"
"Uhhh, I believe it may have been my associate Vance Kinderfrink here."
"Negative, my dear friend Jareth T. Hornk. I do believe it was that rapscallion Walther Praskinghaus, who just left!"
".... PRASKINGHAUS!!!"

Tomahawk
Aug 12, 2003

HE KNOWS


"That's ALOT of potatoes!"


The Slicer is pretty much the perfect episode.

Chicken Boo
Mar 20, 2009

I wear a disguise to look like human guys.


Tomahawk posted:

"That's ALOT of potatoes!"

That's A LOT of gum!

Secks
Oct 10, 2002

The city is alive tonight


I don't even like to use urinals. I've always been a stall man.

Cage
Jul 17, 2003



Secks posted:

I don't even like to use urinals. I've always been a stall man.

Relayer
Sep 17, 2002


"What about your cousin Henny?"
"Don't you talk about Henny!!"

"Frank, if aunt Baby were alive today, how old would she be?"
"She'd never make it.."

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.


Relayer posted:

"Frank, if aunt Baby were alive today, how old would she be?"
"She'd never make it.."

I love that Baby was apparently so sick, that she can't even be alive in a hypothetical universe where she is alive.

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BlackJosh
Sep 25, 2007


Cage posted:



this is one of my favorite reactions in the whole series

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