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neoboman
Feb 16, 2007


I love when George picked up Portuguese from his cleaning lady and orders "ensalada grande," which would be a big salad, Elaine's favorite dish.

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LesterGroans
Jun 9, 2009

It's funny...

You were so scary at night.


"Of Course! Absolute zero!"

Loving Life Partner
Apr 17, 2003


"Hah, hey what are these things? TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER!"

"Oh my god... you had sex!"

Furnace
Mar 31, 2004

12 teams is where it's at, right? Yeah! Right? Yeah! Right? Yeah! Right? YEAH! SOME THINGS YOU CAN'T UNSEE, BRO!


"Hey kids, what's the deal with homework?! You're not working on your home!"
"YOU SUCK!"

Relayer
Sep 17, 2002


Bob Odenkirk as Elaine's slacker med student boyfriend is so loving funny. I'd rank him only behind Puddy.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?



neoboman posted:

I love when George picked up Portuguese from his cleaning lady and orders "ensalada grande," which would be a big salad, Elaine's favorite dish.

Big Salad? Oh that's the thing that Elaine bought for George's girlfriend, right?

Hank Morgan
Jun 17, 2007

Light Along the Inverse Curve.


Jerusalem posted:

Big Salad? Oh that's the thing that Elaine bought for George's girlfriend, right?

I just want you to know. That big Salad that Elaine got you. I paid for it.

Brinstar Brew
Aug 8, 2007

Who's the guy in the Victorian diving apparatus?

You had to get the BIIIIGGG salad! (God I love George's little dance as he says that)

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?



Hank Morgan posted:

I just want you to know. That big Salad that Elaine got you. I paid for it.

This isn't the exact quote or anything, but I love how he's all,"Not that it's a big deal or anything, heh, you know.... just wanted you to know that it was me who paid for it, not her..... but it's not a big deal, I totally don't care. That I paid for it. That isn't a big deal to me at all. That I paid for it. Me."

Batcat! Batcat!
Dec 21, 2009



Just watched The Fatigues again. Frank's Korean war flashbacks are my favourite.

"I went too far. I over-seasoned. Men where keeling over all around me. I can still hear the retching, screaming... I sent 16 of my own men to the latrines that night."

I still have to get Season 9 on DVD, I have all the others.

goodog
Nov 3, 2007



Phenomneek posted:

Just watched The Fatigues again. Frank's Korean war flashbacks are my favourite.

"I went too far. I over-seasoned. Men where keeling over all around me. I can still hear the retching, screaming... I sent 16 of my own men to the latrines that night."

I still have to get Season 9 on DVD, I have all the others.

It's why I can't watch Platoon anymore without giggling whenever Adagio for Strings starts playing.

Adus
Nov 4, 2009

heck


HateTheInternet posted:

Elaine isn't in either part of the Trip and that episode is fantastic.

And, for the record, so is the Chinese Restaurant. :colbert:

Has one of my favorite exchanges:

George: She called...He yelled "Cartwright"...I missed her.
Jerry: Who's Cartwright?
George:.......I'm Cartwright.
Jerry: You're not Cartwri--
George: OF COURSE I'M NOT CARTWRIGHT!!!!!!!

Lord of Laughton
Nov 11, 2008

It's hard to say for certain
But I think I like it here.


Relayer posted:

Bob Odenkirk as Elaine's slacker med student boyfriend is so loving funny. I'd rank him only behind Puddy.

Haha yeah, totally agree.

"Shouldn't he elevate his legs?"
"Uhh, yeah, right. Elevate your legs!"

I love how Sue Ellen Mishke introduces Elaine. "This is Elaine, and old, old friend of mine. :smug:"

Roleplaying Larry
Dec 5, 2008


Saw this on the front page:

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/flash-tub/bitcoms-cartoon.php

She is LONG of TOENAIL!

atlas futon
Oct 31, 2004

would you kindly sit down

Ur Getting Fatter posted:

The Boyfriend is right, though,though. Picking up someone at the airport is a huge step.

I LOVE the way Jerry delivers, "I'm not DRIVING HIM TO THE AIRPORT!"

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

"Walking Schwindel, smart move."


In tonight's Chuck, Chuck interviewed at Vandelay Industries. :3:

Jingleheimer
Mar 30, 2006


Poque posted:

In tonight's Chuck, Chuck interviewed at Vandelay Industries. :3:

I didn't watch Chuck yet, but this makes me very happy.

neoboman
Feb 16, 2007


You're all winners!

ff7cid
Jun 27, 2008

Beartato! I just became aware of the vast speed at which we are hurtling through the universe! Now it's all I can think about!

neoboman posted:

You're all winners!

But suddenly, a new contender has emerged...

Relayer
Sep 17, 2002


"Oh my god there's a tree inside the house!"

"Just throw it anywhere!"

Dr_Amazing
Apr 15, 2006

It's a long story

Poque posted:

In tonight's Chuck, Chuck interviewed at Vandelay Industries. :3:

Bah I came here to post this.

DarkCompanion
Oct 27, 2007

by T. Finn


Season's 8 and 9 are the best, the earlier you go back in the show the more George becomes like Woody Allen, it just isn't as good.

Cuban Chowder Factory
Jun 3, 2002


Thanks to Seinfeld, I've been inspired to try and build some sort of nap station inside of my desk.

Better call Conrad.

mojo1701a
Oct 8, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth



DarkCompanion posted:

Season's 8 and 9 are the best, the earlier you go back in the show the more George becomes like Woody Allen, it just isn't as good.

Fun fact: when Jason Alexander hosted SNL, there was a sketch about a Woody Allen fan club, with him as president.

Kevyn
Mar 5, 2003

I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.

When they pull that needle out, I let the expletives fly!

Boner Magnet
Aug 11, 2002
:I

Kevyn posted:

When they pull that needle out, I let the expletives fly!

The whole word smiles with YOU!!

neoboman
Feb 16, 2007


Boner Magnet posted:

The whole word smiles with YOU!!

Yeahgoinghome!

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling


DarkCompanion posted:

Season's 8 and 9 are the best, the earlier you go back in the show the more George becomes like Woody Allen, it just isn't as good.

In the first few seasons the foursome is more kind and conversational, there will be little bits of dialogue that aren't funny or important, and it seems like they are just ad-libbing small talk. By about mid-series they become more neurotic and dickish, and by the end they are all hilarious, full-blown assholes. I love the tail end of Seinfeld.

Diet Poison
Jan 20, 2008

LICK MY ASS


For whatever reason I felt the urge to watch The Secret Code tonight. I could watch a whole series about J. Peterman and his adventures.

"The Rogue's Wallet: It's where he kept his card. His dirty little secret. Short, devious, balding - his name was Costanza. He killed my mother!"

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan



Pappe-ay mache? What is Pappe-ay mache?

Smellem Sexbad
Sep 16, 2003


Episode 1x03

Where Elaine is explaining her dream to Jerry about how he had WOODEN TEETH. Jerry ignores her to flirt with the girl across the table. The girl leaves and he is now stuck talking with Elaine.

Elaine: No! No! *You* had wooden teeth! *You* had wooden teeth! *I*
didn't have wooden teeth, *you* did!

Jerry: Alright, so *I* had wooden teeth, so what?

Elaine: So nothing... Nothing...

Something about wooden teeth is very comical and Elaine being so into telling him about this dream.


8x03, the Bizzaro jerry.

Good lord i love the mirrored apartment and all the crazy things.


Also the little things. In the soup nazi episode Newman says that the soup nazi has left for Argentina.

octothorpopus
Jan 22, 2010

JUST KEEP PLAYING!!!

ace_beef posted:

Also the little things. In the soup nazi episode Newman says that the soup nazi has left for Argentina.

I just got this. And I've seen this episode a bunch.

HateTheInternet
Dec 19, 2004

He just put the kibosh on me, do you know what the kibosh means, it's a kibosh!


DarkCompanion posted:

Season's 8 and 9 are the best, the earlier you go back in the show the more George becomes like Woody Allen, it just isn't as good.

Yeah, late-series angry George better than the early years

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkQ9uyOow5g

"I'M LOSIN' IT!"

"THIS BREAD HAS NUTS IN IT!"

mojo1701a
Oct 8, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth



HateTheInternet posted:

Yeah, late-series angry George better than the early years

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkQ9uyOow5g

"I'M LOSIN' IT!"

"THIS BREAD HAS NUTS IN IT!"

He's beboppin' and scattin' and I'M LOSING IT!

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

Likes: Katanas, Corea, Entertainment Centre, Couch, Yellow, Bald, Power

idiot race's bald fail admin of the week winner 2013


explosivo posted:

Pappe-ay mache? What is Pappe-ay mache?

I love how she calls Jerry "Jerome", which is Jerry's real name

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002


octothorpopus posted:

I just got this. And I've seen this episode a bunch.
I don't get it. What's the joke?

Jingleheimer
Mar 30, 2006


HateTheInternet posted:

Yeah, late-series angry George better than the early years

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkQ9uyOow5g

"I'M LOSIN' IT!"

"THIS BREAD HAS NUTS IN IT!"

I love how George of all people calls that guy a pinhead.

Spoonerism
Sep 10, 2006



LividLiquid posted:

I don't get it. What's the joke?

A bunch of Nazi war criminals fled to Argentina after the war.

goodog
Nov 3, 2007



By Season 9 George in his free time just stews in his apartment thinking of ways to get back at people who he thinks are screwing over.

"I think that Ginger Ale at the coffee shop is just Coke and Sprite mixed together, how can I prove it? T'ah can't, dammit!"

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Capt. Sticl
Jul 24, 2002

In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!


LividLiquid posted:

I don't get it. What's the joke?

After WW2, many Nazis fled Germany in an attempt to escape prosecution for war crimes. Argentina was one of the most popular locations to flee.

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