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potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


TMMadman posted:

Andrea Doria? Isn't that the one they did the song about?

That old woman... She's just a liar, right?

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Chili
Jan 23, 2004

College kids ain't shit


Fun Shoe

potee posted:

That old woman... She's just a liar, right?

Who, TMMadman? Nothing, just a mischievous, rambunctious kid.

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.


I don't even like urinals. I've always been a stall man.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

Hey Sid Do you believe in UFOs, astral projections, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster, and the theory of Atlantis?

Fun Shoe

Gyshall posted:

I don't even like urinals. I've always been a stall man.

It's all pipes! What's the difference?!

SirPablo
May 1, 2004



Pillbug

Ginette Reno posted:

It's all pipes! What's the difference?!

You don't even know what a write off is.

Heavy_D
Feb 16, 2002

"rararararara" contains the meaning of everything, kept in simple rectangular structures

SirPablo posted:

You don't even know what a write off is.

My car's totaled. It's all his fault and now, he has absolutely no money. There is no way that he can pay me. So the judge decrees that he becomes my butler.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 4147 days!


Heavy_D posted:

My car's totaled. It's all his fault and now, he has absolutely no money. There is no way that he can pay me. So the judge decrees that he becomes my butler.

Alright, well, sir, you're only covered for when you're driving the car.

Unkempt
May 24, 2003

Sexual Air Supply




You know, uh, oftentimes, Jerry lends me his car and I find myself in a situation where the car is almost out of gas. But, for a variety of reasons, I don’t want to be the one responsible for purchasing costly gasoline.

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.



You got hookers turning tricks in my car. How’s that for starters?

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


Bird in a Blender posted:

You got hookers turning tricks in my car. How’s that for starters?

SirPablo
May 1, 2004



Pillbug

What did I just pay for?

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.


Lloyd says it's no problem; he's capable of locating the gum.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 4147 days!


Gyshall posted:

Lloyd says it's no problem; he's capable of locating the gum.

Am I crazy or is that a lot of gum?

fenix down
Jan 12, 2005



TMMadman posted:

Am I crazy or is that a lot of gum?
Don't be ridiculous. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go to fill my freezer with my own blood.

MightyJoe36
Dec 29, 2013

Cat Army


You got two pints of Fenix in ya buddy.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


MightyJoe36 posted:

You got two pints of Fenix in ya buddy.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH


Gyshall posted:

Lloyd says it's no problem; he's capable of locating the gum.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

Hey Sid Do you believe in UFOs, astral projections, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster, and the theory of Atlantis?

Fun Shoe


MightyJoe36
Dec 29, 2013

Cat Army



This is what it's all about. Two buddies just sitting around chewing gum.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004



Pillbug

Well, we've officially bottomed out.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


SirPablo posted:

Well, we've officially bottomed out.

Do you have any concievable reason for even getting up in the morning?

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 4147 days!


potee posted:

Do you have any concievable reason for even getting up in the morning?

My name is TMMadman. I'm unemployed and live with my parents.

fenix down
Jan 12, 2005



MightyJoe36 posted:

This is what it's all about. Two buddies just sitting around chewing gum.
The gum isn't cutting it for me. We need to be about something else. Anything. Please.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH


potee posted:

Do you have any conceivable reason for even getting up in the morning?

Hank Morgan
Jun 17, 2007

Light Along the Inverse Curve.



Serenity now. Insanity later.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 4147 days!


fenix down posted:

The gum isn't cutting it for me. We need to be about something else. Anything. Please.

I think I finally figured out what the flavor is in this gum. It's a little lo-mein-y.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004



Pillbug


We slept head to toe.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


Boys, I'm retiring.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004



Pillbug

potee posted:

Boys, I'm retiring.

potee, you can't quit the business.

Chili
Jan 23, 2004

College kids ain't shit


Fun Shoe

SirPablo posted:

potee, you can't quit the business.

That's it. This is it. I'm done. Through. It's over. I'm gone. Finished. Over. I will never work for you again! Look at you! You think that you're an important man? Is that what you think? You are a laughing stock. You are a joke. These people are laughing at you. You're nothing! You have no brains, no ability, nothing! I quit!

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.


Chili posted:

That's it. This is it. I'm done. Through. It's over. I'm gone. Finished. Over. I will never work for you again! Look at you! You think that you're an important man? Is that what you think? You are a laughing stock. You are a joke. These people are laughing at you. You're nothing! You have no brains, no ability, nothing! I quit!

That's a shame.

MightyJoe36
Dec 29, 2013

Cat Army


SirPablo posted:

We slept head to toe.

So what? Your genitals are still lined up.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004



Pillbug

This is all... very confusing.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


"...like an old married couple." - I told you that pear was washed!

MightyJoe36
Dec 29, 2013

Cat Army


You should see how my boyfriend talks to me.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 4147 days!


MightyJoe36 posted:

You should see how my boyfriend talks to me.

Look, MightyJoe, of course the market fluctuates. Everybody knows that. I just got fluctuated out of four thousand dollars!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


TMMadman posted:

Look, MightyJoe, of course the market fluctuates. Everybody knows that. I just got fluctuated out of four thousand dollars!

MightyJoe36
Dec 29, 2013

Cat Army


That's it! We're back together!

Chili
Jan 23, 2004

College kids ain't shit


Fun Shoe

MightyJoe36 posted:

That's it! We're back together!

Turn your key, MightyJoe. Turn your key!

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potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


Chili posted:

Turn your key, MightyJoe. Turn your key!

Chili, breaking up is like knocking over a vending machine. You can’t do it in one push, you got to rock it back and forth a few times, and then it goes over.

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