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Chili
Jan 23, 2004

College kids ain't shit


Fun Shoe

potee posted:

Chili, breaking up is like knocking over a vending machine. You can’t do it in one push, you got to rock it back and forth a few times, and then it goes over.

Shouldn't you be out on a ledge somewhere?

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TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 4047 days!


Chili posted:

Shouldn't you be out on a ledge somewhere?

Boy, I have really had it with potee. He wakes me up again last night at three o'clock in the morning to tell me he's going up onto the roof to kill himself.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


TMMadman posted:

Boy, I have really had it with potee. He wakes me up again last night at three o'clock in the morning to tell me he's going up onto the roof to kill himself.

If I can't play tennis, I have no reason to live :cry:

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 4047 days!


potee posted:

If I can't play tennis, I have no reason to live :cry:

Hey everybody, look! The little chicken girl wants me to ease up. He can't handle this, so he cries like a woman!

Heavy_D
Feb 16, 2002

"rararararara" contains the meaning of everything, kept in simple rectangular structures

TMMadman posted:

Hey everybody, look! The little chicken girl wants me to ease up. He can't handle this, so he cries like a woman!

Yeah, so you cry... and when you see the dancer, you cry again.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004



Pillbug

Heavy_D posted:

Yeah, so you cry... and when you see the dancer, you cry again.

You dipped the chip. You took a bite. And you dipped again.

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.


Chili posted:

Shouldn't you be out on a ledge somewhere?

Effort post but this might be my favorite line in the series.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH


Gyshall posted:

Effort post but this might be my favorite line in the series.

Effort post but logging back in the first time after I enabled the dark mode feature made me feel like Kramer walking into Jerry's apartment after Conrad (or Connie, whichever you prefer) overhauled the kitchen.



potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


Root Bear posted:

Effort post but logging back in the first time after I enabled the dark mode feature made me feel like Kramer walking into Jerry's apartment after Conrad (or Connie, whichever you prefer) overhauled the kitchen.





Oh, man, I'm on the wrong forum again.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 4047 days!


potee posted:

Oh, man, I'm on the wrong forum again.

potee, TMMadman.

*Pbt* *Pbt* *Pbt*

I have a hair on my tongue, I can't get it off, you know how much I hate that? Course you do, you put it there. I know what you said about me potee. I know you badmouthed me to the mods at TVIV, put the kibosh on my deal. Now I'm gonna put the kibosh on you. You know Ive kiboshed before, and I will kibosh again.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.



It's like I'm sellin' movie tickets back here!

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH


JethroMcB posted:

It's like I'm sellin' movie tickets back here!

Three for Chunnel. Two adults, one child.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.


EVERYBODY OUT OF THE CHUNNEL! EVERYBODY OUT! THE CHUNNEL'S GONNA BLOW!

regulargonzalez
Aug 18, 2006
UNGH LET ME LICK THOSE BOOTS DADDY HULU ;-* ;-* ;-* YES YES GIVE ME ALL THE CORPORATE CUMMIES :shepspends: :shepspends: :shepspends: ADBLOCK USERS DESERVE THE DEATH PENALTY, DON'T THEY DADDY?
WHEN THE RICH GET RICHER I GET HORNIER :a2m::a2m::a2m::a2m:


TMMadman posted:

Hey everybody, look! The little chicken girl wants me to ease up. He can't handle this, so he cries like a woman!

Hey hey, alright, hey hey, stop it! Come on, break it up! What's the matter with you? Now don't you two see that you're in love with each other? I mean, why can't you face that already? You're running around out there looking for something that's not even there, when everything that you dream of is right here, right here in front of you. Now why can't you admit that?

SirPablo
May 1, 2004



Pillbug

Well it's Frank and Estelle's reaction of hearing George's man love towards she-Jerry.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


How could I be with someone like you? Wouldn't respect myself.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 4047 days!


potee posted:

How could I be with someone like you? Wouldn't respect myself.

You're a cashier!

fenix down
Jan 12, 2005



You contribute nothing to society!!

SirPablo
May 1, 2004



Pillbug

potee does stink and they should quit. But I don't want it to be because of me. It should be the traditional route - years of rejections and failures till they're spit out the bottom of the porn industry.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH


SirPablo posted:

potee does stink and they should quit. But I don't want it to be because of me. It should be the traditional route - years of rejections and failures till they're spit out the bottom of the porn industry.

Tell him to eat a plum.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 4047 days!


Root Bear posted:

Tell him to eat a plum.

Root Bear, tell him how good this cantaloupe is.

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.


This is so loving good!

SirPablo
May 1, 2004



Pillbug

I gotta sit down.

Chili
Jan 23, 2004

College kids ain't shit


Fun Shoe

SirPablo posted:

I gotta sit down.

~plum!~

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 4047 days!


SirPablo posted:

I gotta sit down.

Is it...? Could it...? Could he have...? IT IS!

*grabs Chili*

SirPablo peed on my sofa!!

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH


TMMadman posted:

Is it...? Could it...? Could he have...? IT IS!

*grabs Chili*

SirPablo peed on my sofa!!

It's just a normal, human function that happens to be in the quote thread instead of the toilet, where it would normally be.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


It's all pipes, what's the difference!?

SirPablo
May 1, 2004



Pillbug

Now something of yours has been in the toilet.

fenix down
Jan 12, 2005



If I had to go to India, I wouldn't go to the bathroom the entire trip.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


fenix down posted:

If I had to go to India, I wouldn't go to the bathroom the entire trip.

By the way, you can take off those boots. Everyone knows you're five-six.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004



Pillbug

Look potee, everybody knows you're heightening! It's all over the forums.

Heavy_D
Feb 16, 2002

"rararararara" contains the meaning of everything, kept in simple rectangular structures

SirPablo posted:

Look potee, everybody knows you're heightening! It's all over the forums.

Oh, you're tall...She's tall, I'm tall, what's the difference who's tall? We're all tall.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 4047 days!


Heavy_D posted:

Oh, you're tall...She's tall, I'm tall, what's the difference who's tall? We're all tall.

Yes, of course I'm taking SirPablo. This poster is genetically engineered to go to a ball. Tall, blonde, lithe...

Heavy_D
Feb 16, 2002

"rararararara" contains the meaning of everything, kept in simple rectangular structures

TMMadman posted:

Yes, of course I'm taking SirPablo. This poster is genetically engineered to go to a ball. Tall, blonde, lithe...

Let me ask you this. If you stick your hand in the hair, is it easy to get it out?

SirPablo
May 1, 2004



Pillbug

Heavy_D posted:

Let me ask you this. If you stick your hand in the hair, is it easy to get it out?

Let me ask you this. Is there any tampax in your house?

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


Yeah. Yeah. Just give me the whole case, I'll be on my way. :)

Heavy_D
Feb 16, 2002

"rararararara" contains the meaning of everything, kept in simple rectangular structures

potee posted:

Yeah. Yeah. Just give me the whole case, I'll be on my way. :)

Wow, that's a lot of potatoes

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008


THAT'S A LOT OF GUM!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.


Am I crazy, or does Vietnamwees not wear glasses?

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Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.


It's like a sauna in here.

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