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Jose
Jul 24, 2007



Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

Rapper Ta'quil made headlines today, but not the good kind like you want...

Aren't you Jewish?

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ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX

Jose posted:

Aren't you Jewish?

Who's to say?

Yes.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



Maybe they're trying to find Forester. In Poland

Azure_Horizon
Mar 27, 2010

by Reene
Best exchange of dialogue ever.

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I had forgotten some of Ta'quil's lines.

"Nah, gently caress that. We got this."
"We, as in you, the President, and me, the Vice President?"
"Yeah!"
"... Why??"
"Because I said."

SpelledBackwards
Jan 7, 2001

I found this image on the Internet, perhaps you've heard of it? It's been around for a while I hear.

Performing thread necromancy due to Mr. Ford's new character on Archer a few weeks back. My head just about exploded.

NoEyedSquareGuy posted:

Send a postcard to Strunk and White!
Oh, I just hate it when people do that! I-I just want to throw acid in their face, do you know what I mean?

livingfruitvirus
Nov 20, 2002

Grrr
Frisky Dingo is back on the air on Sunday nights.

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy
Yay, you seriously can't watch this show enough times.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007



Muffintop X is my favourite thing I noticed on like my 5th watch

SpelledBackwards
Jan 7, 2001

I found this image on the Internet, perhaps you've heard of it? It's been around for a while I hear.

Jose posted:

Muffintop X is my favourite thing I noticed on like my 5th watch
I'll have you know, this armor does not protect my feelings.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.


Woman, they had pricing tiers!

L33t_Kefka
Jul 16, 2000

My 1337 littl3 magic us3r, put 0n this cr0wn, bitch! H4W H4W! I 0wn j00!!!!

haljordan posted:

Woman, they had pricing tiers!

Go tell that to your albino whores!

SpelledBackwards
Jan 7, 2001

I found this image on the Internet, perhaps you've heard of it? It's been around for a while I hear.

Quit nagging me, silver-haired woman!

Jim Silly-Balls
Jun 6, 2001

Fondle my shiny metal ass


I feel like its about time for my bi-yearly FD rewatch.

I was just thinkin about chick parrrrrm

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy
I was thinking about pickles.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


That's not a pickle.

That's my penis.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


My penisss...

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
talkin 'bout mah penis...

SpelledBackwards
Jan 7, 2001

I found this image on the Internet, perhaps you've heard of it? It's been around for a while I hear.

Talking 'bout a large vagina!

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

A bracing glass of carrot juice!
You can't legislate morality!

Although it turns out you can legislate machetes.

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

A bracing glass of carrot juice!

SpelledBackwards posted:

Talking 'bout a large vagina!

That doesn't just snap back

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


MrL_JaKiri posted:

You can't legislate morality!

Although it turns out you can legislate machetes.

Jango!

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


MrL_JaKiri posted:

You can't legislate morality!

Although it turns out you can legislate machetes.

I was watching the martial arts movie "The Raid: Redemption" and at one point a group of bad guys are all running around wielding machetes. So yeah, Machete Squad.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

What's that supposed to be?

A little ashtray.

For who?

It's...it's for my mom.

Wh--Diane still smokes?

Yeah, right in the...you know... [points at neck] the little neckhole.

Dude!

Dude I know... It's My mom

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Mingus Dew, the thinking man's pop...er was it Mango Reinhardt? No, gimme my Mingus Dew.

And I say to myself, I need exact change.

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

A bracing glass of carrot juice!

Ror posted:

Jango!

mmmhMhmhmhm

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

A bracing glass of carrot juice!

MrL_JaKiri posted:

mmmhMhmhmhm

Marc Anthony?!?!

SpelledBackwards
Jan 7, 2001

I found this image on the Internet, perhaps you've heard of it? It's been around for a while I hear.

Went to the shooting range today, and was talking about all the different types of guns I had with a friend of mine. Then this exchange came to mind.

quote:

Val: Cruisington Arms 1100 Auto-loader...
Mr. Ford: Anything else?
Val: Phased plasma pulse laser in the 40 watt range...
Mr. Ford: Just what you see here, lady. Anything else?
Val: Your clothes, give them to me.
Mr. Ford: What the gently caress are you doing?
Val: Terminator? No? Nothing?
Mr. Ford: Look here lady, I'm tired of talking to you, get the gently caress outta my store.

Chibs
Jun 28, 2004

bring it back :guillotine:
Oh, Mr. Ford, I could just eat you up.

8lbsofanalsex
Jun 3, 2011
Operation Bad Habit is a go.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXs5v-t9NwI

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.


THANK YOU RONALD REAGAN YOUR LEGACY IS INTACT

SpelledBackwards
Jan 7, 2001

I found this image on the Internet, perhaps you've heard of it? It's been around for a while I hear.

Holy poo poo, there is NO WAY they got that without watching Frisky Dingo. Nun with an RPG?
And why does it says Welcome to You Are Mother .com?

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

Grand Slam!

Immediately killing Nearl right after his big speech is one of those moments that defines Frisky Dingo as a show, and the winking acknowledgement of just why Ronnie pulled the trigger is just the perfect coda.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.


JethroMcB posted:

Grand Slam!

Immediately killing Nearl right after his big speech is one of those moments that defines Frisky Dingo as a show, and the winking acknowledgement of just why Ronnie pulled the trigger is just the perfect coda.

Even better is how the rest of the group just eventually agrees with him.

SpelledBackwards posted:

And why does it says Welcome to You Are Mother .com?

I don't have to explain my art to you!

haljordan fucked around with this message at 20:27 on May 31, 2012

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Haha christ I've watched this show 4 times and this is the first time I've noticed the guy moving a water fountain to escape ala One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest while Mr. Ford tazes Nearl.

SpelledBackwards
Jan 7, 2001

I found this image on the Internet, perhaps you've heard of it? It's been around for a while I hear.

haljordan posted:

I don't have to explain my art to you!
Too harsh? I don't want to get flagged by a moderator.

L33t_Kefka
Jul 16, 2000

My 1337 littl3 magic us3r, put 0n this cr0wn, bitch! H4W H4W! I 0wn j00!!!!

SpelledBackwards posted:

Too harsh? I don't want to get flagged by a moderator.

Your twelve sided dice may have failed you

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
MASTER CYLINDER!

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?

GobiasIndustries posted:

MASTER CYLINDER!

You point at it! You celebrate yourself!

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SpelledBackwards
Jan 7, 2001

I found this image on the Internet, perhaps you've heard of it? It's been around for a while I hear.

404GoonNotFound posted:

You point at it! You celebrate yourself!
I mean, I'm sure it doesn't *fill* a tallboy?

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