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Cloud Potato
Jan 8, 2011

"I'm... happy!"

SpelledBackwards posted:

I don't know... did monkeys build the pyramids?

Well, not with that attitude.

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JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

Cloud Potato posted:

Well, not with that attitude.

Not with any attitude!

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


JethroMcB posted:

Not with any attitude!

... ribbit.

SpelledBackwards
Jan 7, 2001

I found this image on the Internet, perhaps you've heard of it? It's been around for a while I hear.

Ror posted:

... ribbit.

Literally starving to death over here.

Cloud Potato
Jan 8, 2011

"I'm... happy!"

SpelledBackwards posted:

Literally starving to death over here.

No, you cannot "haz cheezburger".

Jim Silly-Balls
Jun 6, 2001

Fondle my shiny metal ass


Ya cant just softball 'em in there, you know I'm gonna swing at 'em

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.


HOW'S THAT FOR SNACK TIME?!

Wa11y
Jul 23, 2002

Did I say "cookies?" I meant, "Fire in your face!"
THAT WAS OUR LAST BOWL!

(I loved the running gag of pushing the bowl off the edge of the counter.)

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Wa11y posted:

THAT WAS OUR LAST BOWL!

(I loved the running gag of pushing the bowl off the edge of the counter.)

How did he stay so fat if he kept pushing his cereal off the counter, anyway?

Cloud Potato
Jan 8, 2011

"I'm... happy!"

LobsterMobster posted:

How did he stay so fat if he kept pushing his cereal off the counter, anyway?

Oh, shut up.
Snackie Onassis.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

LobsterMobster posted:

How did he stay so fat if he kept pushing his cereal off the counter, anyway?

Oh, and I suppose you expect me to believe a burglar snuck in and taped that box of snack cakes to the back of the toilet?!

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


Glitterbomber posted:

Oh, and I suppose you expect me to believe a burglar snuck in and taped that box of snack cakes to the back of the toilet?!

BECAUSE IT'S NOT PROFITABLE!!

DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


Gotta say there's no Sealab episode like "Trapped in the Closet." Harry Goz's delivery of "We could be out there... like Stormy" is in my personal slideshow.

I had pants!
Barnaby, that wasn't pants!
Master Cylinder pants.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007



Glitterbomber posted:

Oh, and I suppose you expect me to believe a burglar snuck in and taped that box of snack cakes to the back of the toilet?!

I can't believe I've been missing out on this white-knuckle thrill ride.

SpelledBackwards
Jan 7, 2001

I found this image on the Internet, perhaps you've heard of it? It's been around for a while I hear.

DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:

Barnaby, that wasn't pants!
That... isn't a pickle.

Madurai
Jun 26, 2012

I actually remember Sealab 2020 when it was on back in the post-Vietnam Seventies. It was a dark time: one of the periodic waves of OH GOD WHAT IS THE VIOLENCE DOING TO THE CHILDREN guaranteed that you couldn't make cartoons about anything cool, so it all had to be rescue teams and scientists.

When I first saw Sealab 2021, I started laughing immediately. Like before they'd gotten to a gag. This show was and is a blessing.



That said:


Be the wire. Shhhhhh, wires don't talk.

O. Henry O-Face
Sep 16, 2009
This grape soda is terrible.

iamathousandapples
Jul 12, 2012
Have you guys tasted this air? This air is AMAZING!

Azure_Horizon
Mar 27, 2010

by Reene

Loknik posted:

This grape soda is terrible.

The FCC is going to hunt you down for this.

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

iamathousandapples posted:

Have you guys tasted this air? This air is AMAZING!

I have the energy of a bear that has the energy of two bears!

victorious
Jul 2, 2007

As a youth I prayed, "Give me chastity and continence, but not yet."

SpelledBackwards posted:

That... isn't a pickle.

Well, close your mouth!

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Barry Foster posted:

I have the energy of a bear that has the energy of two bears!

You'll have the strength of FIVE GORILLAS.

PotatoJudge
May 22, 2004

Tell me about the rabbits, George

muscles like this? posted:

You'll have the strength of FIVE GORILLAS.

There go my nipples again

fallin1
May 14, 2007

...mostly MSG.

PotatoJudge posted:

There go my nipples again

Now, do it like Archie Bunker.

Benagain
Oct 10, 2007

Can you see that I am serious?
Fun Shoe

fallin1 posted:

Now, do it like Archie Bunker.

Aw, dere go my nipples again dere Edith!

Jose
Jul 24, 2007



Barry Foster posted:

I have the energy of a bear that has the energy of two bears!

I think this is my favourite line in any Adam Reed show

Devorum
Jul 30, 2005

Scott Bakula posted:

I think this is my favourite line in any Adam Reed show

Every time I say that, I think of a new line that is my all time favorite.

Also, this thread is making me rewatch the entirety of Sealab.

L33t_Kefka
Jul 16, 2000

My 1337 littl3 magic us3r, put 0n this cr0wn, bitch! H4W H4W! I 0wn j00!!!!

SpelledBackwards posted:

That... isn't a pickle.

Ohh!! We were supposed to get pickles!

SpelledBackwards
Jan 7, 2001

I found this image on the Internet, perhaps you've heard of it? It's been around for a while I hear.

L33t_Kefka posted:

Ohh!! We were supposed to get pickles!
"Your clothes. Give them to me." Terminator? No?

L33t_Kefka
Jul 16, 2000

My 1337 littl3 magic us3r, put 0n this cr0wn, bitch! H4W H4W! I 0wn j00!!!!

SpelledBackwards posted:

"Your clothes. Give them to me." Terminator? No?

I'm tired of listening to you. Get the gently caress outta my gazebo.

Wild T
Dec 15, 2008

The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

Benagain posted:

Aw, dere go my nipples again dere Edith!

I'm like an otter. A sexy little otter.

Veskit
Mar 2, 2005

I love capitalism!! DM me for the best investing advice!

Barry Foster posted:

I have the energy of a bear that has the energy of two bears!

That's number two to it's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain.


So hard to beat that one.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

muscles like this? posted:

You'll have the strength of FIVE GORILLAS.

X-Ray vision, and the strength of five gorillas!...but why so short?

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

JethroMcB posted:

X-Ray vision, and the strength of five gorillas!...but why so short?

That's as big as they come!

But you can chew nails, and shoot them out as bullets - nails, chains, you won't have titanium teeth for nothing!

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.


You'll be real funny when I crack you with a pipe!

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



haljordan posted:

You'll be real funny when I crack you with a pipe!
Take that!, subspace.

Never Odd or Even
Jan 21, 2009

This jerk again.
Fun Shoe

Azure_Horizon posted:

The FCC is going to hunt you down for this.
yeah, way to kiss rear end, fignuts.

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...
*fwup* Dart in your neck!

Cloud Potato
Jan 8, 2011

"I'm... happy!"

Ensign_Ricky posted:

*fwup* Dart in your neck!

Did not see that coming.

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SpelledBackwards
Jan 7, 2001

I found this image on the Internet, perhaps you've heard of it? It's been around for a while I hear.

Cloud Potato posted:

Did not see that coming.
Oh my God, a missile! We've been hit!

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