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Skrill.exe
Oct 3, 2007

"Bitcoin is a new financial concept entirely without precedent."

Barry Foster posted:

That's as big as they come!

But you can chew nails, and shoot them out as bullets - nails, chains, you won't have titanium teeth for nothing!

Nails are like candy to robots. And we'll eat tires instead of licorice.

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Jim Silly-Balls
Jun 6, 2001

Fondle my shiny metal ass


SpelledBackwards posted:

Oh my God, a missile! We've been hit!

Got a parachute sewn into my suit!

Wild T
Dec 15, 2008

The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.
Good thing I'm wearing a wetsuit.

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

Got a parachute sewn into my suit!

...You are like a bad penny.

SpelledBackwards
Jan 7, 2001

I found this image on the Internet, perhaps you've heard of it? It's been around for a while I hear.

Worst Case Ontario posted:

...You are like a bad penny.
Think of all the sympathy cooz I could get.

L33t_Kefka
Jul 16, 2000

My 1337 littl3 magic us3r, put 0n this cr0wn, bitch! H4W H4W! I 0wn j00!!!!

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

Got a parachute sewn into my suit!

This is the wrong suit!

The SituAsian
Oct 29, 2006

You make it feel me good
Do you wanna upside down
You make it feel me good
Don't you wanna up and down

Wild T posted:

Good thing I'm wearing a wetsuit.

Listen fatty, I told you once; you can either hold it or you can go pee in that wetsuit!

SpelledBackwards
Jan 7, 2001

I found this image on the Internet, perhaps you've heard of it? It's been around for a while I hear.

L33t_Kefka posted:

This is the wrong suit!
Too bad Haggar doesn't make shoes!

Maduo
Sep 8, 2006

You see all the colors.
All of them.


Skrill.exe posted:

Nails are like candy to robots. And we'll eat tires instead of licorice.

I just don't know if I wanna live 1000 years, even as a Adrienne Barbeaubot... with hard nipples.

aquaticrabbit
Aug 2, 2004

SpelledBackwards posted:

Too bad Haggar doesn't make shoes!
Not with that attitude...

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

A bracing glass of carrot juice!

aquaticrabbit posted:

Not with that attitude...

Harrumph!

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

A bracing glass of carrot juice!




404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?
I never got to see... Hannah Montana :zombie:

Jim Silly-Balls
Jun 6, 2001

Fondle my shiny metal ass


Those.......are....some.....big..................................pants

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.


My only problem is I don't have a jet, and me and Fred Dryer aren't on it.

kami
Feb 10, 2004

GATTACA!!
GATTACA!!
HE WAS HUNTER!?!?

SpelledBackwards
Jan 7, 2001

I found this image on the Internet, perhaps you've heard of it? It's been around for a while I hear.

FORMAT DOESN'T MATTER!

Just get me two of everything that ever played video, and then the Hunter, and then format won't matter.

kami
Feb 10, 2004

GATTACA!!
GATTACA!!
It'd be like finding out that Jesus knew karate. Imagine that Stan, karate Jesus.

angerbeet
Mar 23, 2004


aquaticrabbit posted:

Not with that attitude...

Not with any attitude!

*takes a chomp*
Sep 4, 2006
Copy uh-oh. Chopper Dave, we have uh-oh, over.

UH-OHHHHHHHHH

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

A bracing glass of carrot juice!

angerbrat posted:

Not with any attitude!

I was supposed to get attitude!

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

Look, I don't know what kinda...Boys From Brazil thing you got going on in there, but I'm still the boss in here.

SpelledBackwards
Jan 7, 2001

I found this image on the Internet, perhaps you've heard of it? It's been around for a while I hear.

JethroMcB posted:

Look, I don't know what kinda...Boys From Brazil thing you got going on in there, but I'm still the boss in here.
And if you don't like it, there's the big-rear end door.

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

A bracing glass of carrot juice!

SpelledBackwards posted:

And if you don't like it, there's the big-rear end door.

I like to call it Lost Wages!

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.


MrL_JaKiri posted:

I like to call it Lost Wages!

Hey, rape-free zone here buddy.

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?

haljordan posted:

Hey, rape-free zone here buddy.

Hey, my penis fills an entire tallboy!

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

404GoonNotFound posted:

Hey, my penis fills an entire tallboy!

Heyohhhhh, "Naughty, naughty, naughty!"

That's a lil' voice I do. Call him "Dago Frank."

SpelledBackwards
Jan 7, 2001

I found this image on the Internet, perhaps you've heard of it? It's been around for a while I hear.

JethroMcB posted:

Heyohhhhh, "Naughty, naughty, naughty!"

That's a lil' voice I do. Call him "Dago Frank."
What about "Cody II"? It's evocative...

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
God.............dammnit


So are we gonna do this or what? I was about to ask you the same question- Hey-ohhh! Naughty naughty naughty!

That's a little voice I do.

Call him dago frank

Chexoid fucked around with this message at 04:10 on Oct 4, 2012

kami
Feb 10, 2004

GATTACA!!
GATTACA!!
That's something you don't see every day.. one hopes.

A clutch of eggs, moldering on the floor. Look at those little buggers. You can see the little eyes on them, like tadpoles. Wonder what the rate of survival is among them? Must be very low... to lay that many eggs.

What's the percentage on that? Do you think? How many of those eggs, will reach.. maturity? I wonder if they have any natural predators...

JavaJesus
Jul 4, 2007

...Seagulls?

kami
Feb 10, 2004

GATTACA!!
GATTACA!!
Well... gross. And I hope his invention isn't as brilliant as he is...

eggy.

Maduo
Sep 8, 2006

You see all the colors.
All of them.


SpelledBackwards posted:

And if you don't like it, there's the big-rear end door.

Do you see the big rear end sign out there? Does it say "Stan The Big Dumb Fat Jerk Who Tried To Steal My Company?" NO! Building's not tall enough!

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

A bracing glass of carrot juice!

Maduo posted:

Do you see the big rear end sign out there? Does it say "Stan The Big Dumb Fat Jerk Who Tried To Steal My Company?" NO! Building's not tall enough!

Do we still have enough to pay for Train Island?

TheBigBudgetSequel
Nov 25, 2008

It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me.

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

Those.......are....some.....big..................................pants

Master Cylinder Pants.

SpelledBackwards
Jan 7, 2001

I found this image on the Internet, perhaps you've heard of it? It's been around for a while I hear.

MrL_JaKiri posted:

Do we still have enough to pay for Train Island?
Got change for a .38??!?

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?

TheBigBudgetSequel posted:

Master Cylinder Pants.

You point at it! You celebrate yourself!

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

404GoonNotFound posted:

You point at it! You celebrate yourself!

His weiner jumped!

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
Yeah, I could do a beret

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kami
Feb 10, 2004

GATTACA!!
GATTACA!!
drat your non-metal body!

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