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404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?

kami posted:

drat your non-metal body!

Power on, gay robot. Power on! :qq:

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Skrill.exe
Oct 3, 2007

"Bitcoin is a new financial concept entirely without precedent."

Chexoid posted:

Yeah, I could do a beret


You're lucky. Lotta guys can't.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

404GoonNotFound posted:

Power on, gay robot. Power on! :qq:

That is an Earth-Man order!

L33t_Kefka
Jul 16, 2000

My 1337 littl3 magic us3r, put 0n this cr0wn, bitch! H4W H4W! I 0wn j00!!!!

JethroMcB posted:

That is an Earth-Man order!

I thought that was hydraulic fluid.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


Well then put down the bamboo.

You gotta put a big pile of it down and then the mommy panda comes out and she's all like, "Ooh, gotta find some bamboo for my babies" and you're like POW!

P_T_S
Aug 28, 2009

Skrill.exe posted:

You're lucky. Lotta guys can't.

Can my pants have a bootcut? I'll pay for it!



"It's like Fishtar down here!"
"You know what to do."
"And do it I shall, JJ!"

iamathousandapples
Jul 12, 2012
The strength of five gorillas! But why so short?

fallin1
May 14, 2007

...mostly MSG.
Tell it to Queen Doppelpopulous, doppelganger.

The SituAsian
Oct 29, 2006

You make it feel me good
Do you wanna upside down
You make it feel me good
Don't you wanna up and down

fallin1 posted:

Tell it to Queen Doppelpopulous, doppelganger.

Man Greek chicks are so hot. Well this one guy I played lacrosse with, Kent, we spent a semester studying abroad in Greece. I played winger. Did I tell you this yet?
We went to this Greek café and the owner’s daughter had this perfect set of

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

The SituAsian posted:

Man Greek chicks are so hot. Well this one guy I played lacrosse with, Kent, we spent a semester studying abroad in Greece. I played winger. Did I tell you this yet?
We went to this Greek café and the owner’s daughter had this perfect set of

Look at me, I'm like an otter! A sexy little otter!

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
So... crashed on my planet didn't ya?

You're gonna have to pay for that space lady.

Chexoid fucked around with this message at 05:00 on Oct 10, 2012

StarkingBarfish
Jun 25, 2006

Novus Ordo Seclorum
Pipe Storage? frikken awesome!

SpelledBackwards
Jan 7, 2001

I found this image on the Internet, perhaps you've heard of it? It's been around for a while I hear.

Chexoid posted:

So... crashed on my planet didn't ya?

You're gonna have to pay for that space lady.
Slideshow, she's in it.

aquaticrabbit
Aug 2, 2004

SpelledBackwards posted:

Slideshow, she's in it.

What's this slideshow everybody doin?

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

A bracing glass of carrot juice!

aquaticrabbit posted:

What's this slideshow everybody doin?

Pop culture reference, look it up dummy

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.
Why do you think Kelly LeBrock left him?

'Cause he's Taliban!

SpelledBackwards
Jan 7, 2001

I found this image on the Internet, perhaps you've heard of it? It's been around for a while I hear.

JethroMcB posted:

Why do you think Kelly LeBrock left him?

'Cause he's Taliban!
Then utilize your superhero abilities to turn Wendell X into an unstoppable fighting machine!

fallin1
May 14, 2007

...mostly MSG.

SpelledBackwards posted:

Then utilize your superhero abilities to turn Wendell X into an unstoppable fighting machine!
Wait. We have a machete squad!?

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

SpelledBackwards posted:

Then utilize your superhero abilities to turn Wendell X into an unstoppable fighting machine!

I've put a lot of time into developing the Awesome X brand, and I'd hate for you to go up there and just...get your fat rear end handed to you.

Maduo
Sep 8, 2006

You see all the colors.
All of them.


fallin1 posted:

Wait. We have a machete squad!?
They're probably starting an antbaby machete squad splinter group!

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

Maduo posted:

They're probably starting an antbaby machete squad splinter group!

Steve mentioned that...

Crowetron
Apr 29, 2009

Thread, thread...

...I'm gonna kill Babar.

Victory Lap
Feb 25, 2001

Crowetron posted:

Thread, thread...

...I'm gonna kill Babar.

Well if you're so smart how come you're not in ant baby machete squad?

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

Victory Lap posted:

Well if you're so smart how come you're not in ant baby machete squad?

Oh, I will be.

I'll be squad leader.

Veskit
Mar 2, 2005

I love capitalism!! DM me for the best investing advice!
EVERYBODYS NAME IS KEN

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

Veskit posted:

EVERYBODYS NAME IS KEN

WHAT'S YOUR NAMES, GUYS?

Cloud Potato
Jan 8, 2011

"I'm... happy!"

Crowetron posted:

Thread, thread...

...I'm gonna kill Babar.

Yes, you'd better gasp collectively!

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.


Look this is complicated enough without all this evil twin bullshit having.

Victory Lap
Feb 25, 2001

haljordan posted:

Look this is complicated enough without all this evil twin bullshit having.

Thank you Ronald Reagan! Your legacy is intact.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


haljordan posted:

Look this is complicated enough without all this evil twin bullshit having.

THANKS KEN!

:commissar:

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
Whatever happened to Martin Short....

.... never really caught on.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

Victory Lap posted:

Thank you Ronald Reagan! Your legacy is intact.

Look here, I'm tired of talking to you...get the gently caress out my store.

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

JethroMcB posted:

Look here, I'm tired of talking to you...get the gently caress out my store.

The American people want three things: cold beer, warm pussy, and a place to poo poo with a door on it.

I mean, you don't want the dog lookin' at you.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.
And you can thank Stephen Bryer's rear end for that!

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?

JethroMcB posted:

Look here, I'm tired of talking to you...get the gently caress out my store.

Sound it out Mister Ford! E-ne-ma!

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

404GoonNotFound posted:

Sound it out Mister Ford! E-ne-ma!

Even just typed out, this line makes me lose it.

SpelledBackwards
Jan 7, 2001

I found this image on the Internet, perhaps you've heard of it? It's been around for a while I hear.

404GoonNotFound posted:

Sound it out Mister Ford! E-ne-ma!
Sound like you from Iraq.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


Bags? What is this, 1930? Get a bagless upright.

iamathousandapples
Jul 12, 2012
AND I SAY TO MYSELF: "I NEED EXACT CHANGE"

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LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

iamathousandapples posted:

AND I SAY TO MYSELF: "I NEED EXACT CHANGE"

I don't even have any coins, you bitch!

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