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Consummate Professional
Sep 1, 2006

did you know that even with seat belts
pople die all the time in car crashes? i
thought that was interesting



Prof. Spectre posted:

Sure, you're welcome!
Thanks man! Do you want anything in return?

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BiggerJ
May 21, 2007

What shall we do with him? A permaban, perhaps? Probate him for a few years? Or...shall we employ a big red custom title? You, the goons of SA, shall decide his fate.

ha ha the stupid troll
posted a long spam post
at the end of a page
he let himself get made
to look like a retard
by a quintessence

Trevor Hale
Dec 8, 2008

What have I become, my Swedish friend?



Diqnol posted:

oh my god i hope it ends like that

Isn't that pretty much the ending of Wanted?

dipwood
Feb 21, 2004

rouge means red in french

nerdbot posted:

Lazerbot ends every chapter at page 21.

THIS is new and legit, though, the Chapter 9 title card:

\

thoughs eyes

Coyote is making me feel really uncomfortable here.

visceril
Feb 24, 2008


BiggerJ posted:

ha ha the stupid troll
posted a long spam post
at the end of a page
he let himself get made
to look like a retard
by a quintessence
i have to admit putting
my cumback on the last
post was a good troll. u
guys are all right so i
guess its ok if u know
about the secrets of us
trolls.

i will tell you guys
about the organic of the
trolls.

you fags may think our
king is the first troll
ever, but that's because
your a retard. if you payed
attention you would of know=>
n that our boss is the last
of the OLd Ones.

the Old ONes was the first
trolls ever. them trolls
make even me look like a fag
because of how much they owned.

but the very first troll of all
is simply called Jeff. thats his
trole name. jeffs trolling was
so epic that it even reaches to
today way after he died. back
when he was called loki, his
biggest troll on his noob brother
thor was to make all his movies
and comic books suck donkeyass.

later, jeff invented the words
of death when he used them on
argos back when he was called
hermes.

anyway, u remember that guy with
2 dicks and fore balls? well jeff
had way more dicks and balls too.
thats why he had soe many kids. in
fact he had so many kids that they
became embreaded and thats why the
Oled ones werent cool and handsome
like Jeff. but that was not a quin=>
=>tessence because jeff was trolling
his kids by makeing them ugly that
is how epic a troll jeff was.

anyways thats teh story of jeff la=>
=>ter fags. if youse dont piss me
off with how retarded you are i
might tell you more about us trolls

visceril fucked around with this message at 06:28 on May 1, 2012

The MSJ
May 17, 2010



lazerbot mentioned that this flashback is the longest one yet he's done. Expect it to take up more than half this chapter.

Grey Skies
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless


The MSJ posted:

lazerbot mentioned that this flashback is the longest one yet he's done. Expect it to take up more than half this chapter.

If the rest of it is anything like what we've had so far, I'm happy for it to continue for the rest of the entire series to be quite honest.

Buzkashi
Feb 4, 2003


College Slice

visceril posted:

i have to admit putting
my cumback on the last
post was a good troll. u
guys are all right so i
guess its ok if u know
about the secrets of us
trolls.

i will tell you guys
about the organic of the
trolls.

you fags may think our
king is the first troll
ever, but that's because
your a retard. if you payed
attention you would of know=>
n that our boss is the last
of the OLd Ones.

the Old ONes was the first
trolls ever. them trolls
make even me look like a fag
because of how much they owned.

but the very first troll of all
is simply called Jeff. thats his
trole name. jeffs trolling was
so epic that it even reaches to
today way after he died. back
when he was called loki, his
biggest troll on his noob brother
thor was to make all his movies
and comic books suck donkeyass.

later, jeff invented the words
of death when he used them on
argos back when he was called
hermes.

anyway, u remember that guy with
2 dicks and fore balls? well jeff
had way more dicks and balls too.
thats why he had soe many kids. in
fact he had so many kids that they
became embreaded and thats why the
Oled ones werent cool and handsome
like Jeff. but that was not a quin=>
=>tessence because jeff was trolling
his kids by makeing them ugly that
is how epic a troll jeff was.

anyways thats teh story of jeff la=>
=>ter fags. if youse dont piss me
off with how retarded you are i
might tell you more about us trolls

Everything you posted is correct.

RIP Teemo.

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool



Toilet Rascal

It's kind of sad when trolling turns out to be fanfiction.

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN






Lipstick Apathy

That sort of reminds me...trolls can be born trolls, and therefore trolling is/can be genetic? Does that make Mario and Luigi into ethnic trolls?

Trevor Hale
Dec 8, 2008

What have I become, my Swedish friend?



Light Gun Man posted:

That sort of reminds me...trolls can be born trolls, and therefore trolling is/can be genetic? Does that make Mario and Luigi into ethnic trolls?

Blood traitors.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011



visceril posted:

but the very first troll of all
is simply called Jeff. thats his
trole name. jeffs trolling was
so epic that it even reaches to
today way after he died. back
when he was called loki, his
biggest troll on his noob brother
thor was to make all his movies
and comic books suck donkeyass.

But....but MY name is Jeff.

OH MY GOD.

Mnemophobia
Feb 19, 2011




It begins.

Spaceman One
Apr 24, 2012


gently caress man......this is
heavenly

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Behold my brain the golden throne of my consciousness. In here I am seated. Shackled. From here I police the land.





dude were so
high right now
hahaha

Aristobulus
Mar 20, 2007

Slap omni-gel on
everything.



These avatars paid for Lowtax new boat.


I'm really loving the phrase "You can keep that brah"

Bart Fargo
Mar 24, 2005


Aristobulus posted:

I'm really loving the phrase "You can keep that brah"

Kind of works both ways, just as it is. Efficient!

Redeadagain
Jan 10, 2009


this shall be
humorous

A night of awesome partying and bro-ing out turns them all into necromancers? I'm gonna love to see how this all connects.

Pug Rodeo
Feb 20, 2007

BRING IT ON BRING IT ON YEAH




Panel 11 Fudd face is just... Beautiful.

Prof. Spectre
Apr 23, 2008


Consummate Professional posted:

Thanks man! Do you want anything in return?

Nope, enjoy.

Snackmar
Feb 23, 2005

I'M PROGRAMMED TO LOVE THIS CHOCOLATY CAKE... MY CIRCUITS LIGHT UP FOR THAT FUDGY ICING.


Is he spelling "brah" that way to mean bra or bro? :psyduck:

schweens
Jan 14, 2011

kakarot ain't got shit on me


techknight posted:

Is he spelling "brah" that way to mean bra or bro? :psyduck:

Both. lazerbot is a genius.

Speedboat Jones
Dec 28, 2008





Lipstick Apathy



I love it. This is the best panel.

Narmi
Feb 26, 2008


Rustie posted:

Yes I know, but the fact that he turns into such a mean drunk when all she has done is said hi and be nice at that point is hilarious.

Ah, sorry, I misunderstodd you there.

Stele007
Aug 12, 2007



visceril posted:

aarhrrhgghg goon goon goony rear end goon gently caress you fag thats right even when i spam i troll you by making you scroll past that huge gif take that noob browsers hahahaha trolls be trollin
Oh god I just about died laughing from this. And this newest comic... loving golden.

cyfad
Sep 29, 2009

Welcome to the human race.


my stomach hurts with laughter. This is so incredibly good. All the characters from the cartoons my dad used to rent on VHS ... suddenly transformed into something magical.

Also, just adding pink ovals on the cheeks of characters who are drunk/high is genius. Looks different from his usual style but fits very well. This truly is the greatest comic of all time.

i dont know
where the key
is at. i just said
i did
ahahahaahahah

ThatPazuzu
Sep 8, 2011

I'm so depressed, I can't even blink.


I just realized Porky has the brah on his head in the bar. She's a quick worker.

Spaceman One
Apr 24, 2012


I can't if this story arc proves that lazerbot really is 13 or really is 20.

Narmi
Feb 26, 2008


You know, I just realized that Porky has never actually worn pants.

Narmi fucked around with this message at 19:00 on May 1, 2012

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002



Spaceman One posted:

I can't if this story arc proves that lazerbot really is 13 or really is 20.

Just enjoy the show brah

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"



From his facebook friends I'd say his peer group are in their late teens or early 20's.

But I don't realy care to think of lazerbot as a person, a lowly human could never create such a work. He's more of platonic ideal, existing in another plane of perfection that we cannot comprehend. A perfect ideal is ageless.

Tree Huffer
Jul 26, 2007

dude were so
high right now
hahaha

The Saddest Rhino posted:



dude were so
high right now
hahaha
I might have to finally cave and steal this for my icon. Is it cool if I use it?

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009



visceril posted:

:words:
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
Never go full retard. You were close, but like most unfunny people you didn't know when to stop.

Tacostein
Aug 3, 2006

Dumb ass will learn ,


That is so true. While the goatse had me nostalgic of days long passed, the later trollings were not even droll. What a disgrace to trolls.

Visceril. You really made Adolf Hitler get of his dick-throne in the midst of hell,
to go sobbing in the corner of a shower with a bottle of whiskey in his shaking hands,
no longer secure in his position as the least likeable human being in existence.

razorrozar
Feb 21, 2012

by Cyrano4747


I'd say Visceril's dumb rear end will learn, but I doubt that at this point, to be honest. Heck, he probably thinks villains is the answer.

rudecyrus
Nov 6, 2009

fuck you trolls



simplefish posted:

I reckon they'll smoke it

Welp.

Squallege
Jan 7, 2006

No greater good, no just cause



Grimey Drawer

This celebration is easily the best thing in a while.

Greggster
Aug 14, 2010


So this girl is princess peach right?
You know, I think that if lazerbot had someone competent to draw all of this stuff (and someone to correct his spelling), then this could've been genuinely good, now it is just some sort of mix between hilariousy bad and good.

Pug Rodeo
Feb 20, 2007

BRING IT ON BRING IT ON YEAH




Greggster posted:

So this girl is princess peach right?
You know, I think that if lazerbot had someone competent to draw all of this stuff (and someone to correct his spelling), then this could've been genuinely good, now it is just some sort of mix between hilariousy bad and good.

Pretty sure it's just a random girl, possibly a troll. And what's this "could've been" nonsense? :colbert:

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Satanos
Feb 5, 2010



The spelling and art are part of the experience. It's no quintessence that all the best panels are spelt funkily.

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