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ThatPazuzu
Sep 8, 2011

I'm so depressed, I can't even blink.


In Star Wars, the movies take canon over any extended universe tomfoolery. Likewise, Lazerbot is the ultimate canon.

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redreader
Nov 2, 2009

I am the coolest person ever with my pirate chalice. Seriously.



Dinosaur Gum

Undead Unicorn posted:

I'm beginning to think ED scared him off the internet or something. :(


I went to his deviantart page and his journal is gone? Either some hacked his account or he's decided to stop??? This would be the worst thing :smith:

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

press for porn posted:

Lately this theory hasn't been put forward too much, but it is still possible that LazerBot is actually a normal, intelligent individual who has carefully constructed this bizarre persona for the comedy value.

It's possible, but it takes a genius level comedian to pull off a complete persona like that and truly keep you guessing. Think about it, do you remember enough about dumb pre-pubescent views of sex to construct and pull off a line like, "I'm so mad I'm gonna go have sex with my girlfriend so I won't be so mad!"? If so, do you also think you could pull off all the other weird poo poo like crazy spelling, fever dream crossovers, autismal pretty much everything, and still have a level of shining brilliance beneath the grime; all without ever making a slip and giving yourself away? If you can, I would like to be your agent because you are a once-in-a-generation Andy Kaufman level talent.

csm141
Jul 19, 2010

i care, i'm listening, i can help you without giving any advice


Pillbug

TGT: the unfinished epic of our time.

Jackoff Pastorius
May 16, 2010


Chill your collective pill guys, it's only been like 6 days since the last page.
On the subject of introducing it to people, I have had success with just saying "Hey, look at this thing." and showing them chapter one. It's hard to articulate what make TGT so great without making it sound dumb.

Rev. Melchisedech Howler
Sep 4, 2006

You know. Leather.


simplefish posted:

Sorry bud, Tails' shoes have red near the ankle. LazerBot, as always, has everything absolutely canon.


Except for how many tails Tails has.

I'm starting to get worried. My pills are getting warmer by the day.

total agreement
Dec 19, 2011


If something bad happened then I'm sure his brother would have said something about it, he's also on DA.

Redeadagain
Jan 10, 2009


this shall be
humorous

Prayin' for LazerBot. Don't let those trolls get you down bro.

Otterspace
Jul 13, 2006

This is not a good idea.


I dont want to sound silly but cant someone ask his brother where he is? I dont mind waiting but I need to know it will continue.

skipThings
May 21, 2007

Tell me more about this
"Wireless fun-adaptor" you were speaking of.

Otterspace posted:

I dont want to sound silly but cant someone ask his brother where he is? I dont mind waiting but I need to know it will continue.

But you do sound extremely silly, calm down and wait, drat

Squallege
Jan 7, 2006

No greater good, no just cause



Grimey Drawer

Otterspace posted:

I dont want to sound silly but cant someone ask his brother where he is? I dont mind waiting but I need to know it will continue.

Gotta cool your vag

tote up a bags
Jun 8, 2006

die stoats die



ED can chew a dick if they chased the modern day Shakespeare away from his opus :argh:

Forward_Bee
May 30, 2011

I have no idea.


All I really do(and apparently need) to know about ED is that it was a lovely website, which was remade by its admin into an even shittier site, until rolled back to its original, still lovely form.

And I hope to every pantheon that may or may not exist that a TGT/Sonichu crossover happens.

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"



Dude's just getting his D3 on.

sponges
Sep 14, 2011



I really hope he's not offended by that ED article about him. Getting upset over ED is like getting upset over bathroom graffiti.

nerdbot
Mar 16, 2012



If he's offended by ED it...sorta took him a while! He's been aware of that for some time and as far as I know they've left him alone.

But he hasn't signed on in four days, which makes the journals disappearing seem REALLY odd.

Tortuga
Aug 27, 2011


Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22


4 days is a family trip or a cold.

Yes, it could also be a kidnapping, God knows he would be useful for any terrorist organisation or rogue state but I'm sure he's working on a plan if that's happened.

Soonmot
Dec 19, 2002

Entrapta fucking loves robots




Grimey Drawer

Warner Brothers, Sega and Nintendo probably teamed up and sent him a C&D.

Georgia Peach
Jan 7, 2005

SECESSION IS FUTILE



Soonmot posted:

Warner Brothers, Sega and Nintendo probably teamed up and sent him a C&D.

Fight the power Lazerbot! Stand up to the man!

JazzFlight
Apr 29, 2006

Oooooooooooh!



nerdbot posted:

If he's offended by ED it...sorta took him a while! He's been aware of that for some time and as far as I know they've left him alone.

But he hasn't signed on in four days, which makes the journals disappearing seem REALLY odd.
Those journals were deleted last week, before he stopped updating. I guess he wanted to keep his new posts to his facebook page instead.

ComradeCosmobot
Dec 4, 2004

USPOL July

Tortuga posted:

4 days is a family trip or a cold.

Finals?

Macaluso
Sep 23, 2005

I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG, BROTHER!


Okay what the hell is ED? I went back several pages and didn't see any links to whatever article it is. I'm missing this somehow.

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.



Macaluso posted:

Okay what the hell is ED? I went back several pages and didn't see any links to whatever article it is. I'm missing this somehow.

It's the pain of... erectile dysfunction

Squallege
Jan 7, 2006

No greater good, no just cause



Grimey Drawer

Macaluso posted:

Okay what the hell is ED? I went back several pages and didn't see any links to whatever article it is. I'm missing this somehow.

Encyclopedia Drammatica. It's like I guess a wiki for internet memes or something.

Soonmot
Dec 19, 2002

Entrapta fucking loves robots




Grimey Drawer

EDIT: Misspelled and beaten

Macaluso
Sep 23, 2005

I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG, BROTHER!


Ah, I suppose I should have guessed that.

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"



Have faith people, this is a test and some of you are failing it. Lazerbot will be back, and dumbasses will learn.

Cockblocktopus
Apr 18, 2009

Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.



Go ahead, leave the thread. You will find out the hard way.

ThatPazuzu
Sep 8, 2011

I'm so depressed, I can't even blink.


Baronjutter posted:

Have faith people, this is a test and some of you are failing it. Lazerbot will be back, and dumbasses will learn.

I'm staying true, and I will pass this test and get my Satanic powers.

Suben
Jul 1, 2007

In 1985 Dr. Strange makes a rap album.


Gaseous Snake posted:

Encyclopedia Drammatica. It's like I guess a wiki for internet memes or something.

It kind of started as a way to catalog internet drama and stuff and then 4chan kind of got a hold of it and basically turned it into the /b/ wiki or whatever.

Roundabout Route
Nov 4, 2009

Pens and swords can
go fuck themselves.


Seriously, folks, your pharmaceuticals are not sufficiently cold. You must reduce their temperature.

Lazerbot is probably using this downtime to generate ideas for the next chapter.

press for porn
Jan 6, 2008

by Pipski


If he truly is for real, then it's possible that he's a very damaged individual and that the sudden bizarre internet fame that he got overnight has taken some toll.

He sure did burn brightly for a while though.

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ComradeCosmobot
Dec 4, 2004

USPOL July

press for porn posted:

He sure did burn brightly for a while though.

The candle that burns twice as bright burns half as long, and he burned so very bright.

RIP Lazerbot :(

Monicro
Oct 21, 2010

And you could feel his features in the air
A wide smile and perfect hair
He had complete control of the rising tides
And a medicine bag hanging at his side

In the flowing blue world of the death-dealing physician


Baronjutter posted:

Dude's just getting his D3 on.

Yeah, pretty much this. The last comic came out 7 days ago and he last logged in 4 days ago, let's give it another week or four before we roll out the casket.

press for porn
Jan 6, 2008

by Pipski


This is the Internet, seven days is a lifetime. Mistah Lazerbot, he dead

MadRhetoric
Feb 18, 2011

I POSSESS QUESTIONABLE TASTE IN TOUHOU GAMES


Congrats, Goons, you ran something else into the ground. All that's left is for the thread to get really lovely as you tear each other apart for content like wild animals.

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids




MadRhetoric posted:

Congrats, Goons, you ran something else into the ground. All that's left is for the thread to get really lovely as you tear each other apart for content like wild animals.

Everybody loves this person in every thread ever!

Open Marriage Night
Sep 18, 2009

"Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"




MadRhetoric posted:

Congrats, Goons, you ran something else into the ground. All that's left is for the thread to get really lovely as you tear each other apart for content like wild animals.

There's no need for villains!

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts




It took me way, way too long to realize he wasn't literally saying villains. I think it was when I saw quintessence that I realized he tries to let spellcheck help him.

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a.lo
Sep 11, 2009



MadRhetoric posted:

Congrats, Goons, you ran something else into the ground. All that's left is for the thread to get really lovely as you tear each other apart for content like wild animals.

I'm so mad.

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