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simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!



Isn't "cool your vag" one of them, or am I misremembering?

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Greggy
Apr 14, 2007

Hands raw with high fives.

"I'm so mad. im gonna have sex with my girl friend so i wont be so mad" is my favorite.

grading essays nude
Oct 24, 2009

so why dont we
put him into a canan
and shoot him into the trolls base where
ever it is and let him kill all of them. its
so perfect that it can't go wrong.

i think its the best plan i
have ever heard in my life

I can't believe "poo poo i failed" has been forgotten.

Gnarly Bae Jepsen
Jul 12, 2007

Manic Pixie Dick Girl



Nothing beats "Sorry if this looks gay to the viewers."

Tacostein
Aug 3, 2006

Dumb ass will learn ,


WHAT I DON'T HAVE ANY EARS! Begs to differ.

Narmi
Feb 26, 2008


"so your telling me you wasn't drunk or hosed up in anyway,when you had sex with me and that monkey"

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!



Smart weed isn't so much of a quote as a thing.

fish and chips and dip
Feb 17, 2010


You also have "ragged on" in the bloodiest of senses.

Edit: canan!

fish and chips and dip fucked around with this message at 19:51 on May 18, 2012

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer




"Super duper kooper cool like up in the bitches snitches" will have a place in my heart forever.

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta


Grimey Drawer

It's not a quotable thing I can use in my day to day life, but I think the hardest I've ever laughed at the comic was at "no get out of here trix rabbit"

MeccaPrime
May 11, 2010



I think that the best list of Lazerbotisms can be found here.

The joke is that the entire loving thing is quotable.:ssh:

nerdbot
Mar 16, 2012



My favorite:

oh you want to know whats my type of guy well ok. i
like guys that are colored sil
ver that are cool and that
needs to grow some balls and tell me how they feel
already

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer




nerdbot posted:

My favorite:

oh you want to know whats my type of guy well ok. i
like guys that are colored sil
ver that are cool and that
needs to grow some balls and tell me how they feel
already


The Fudd lead-in is also great

"so chick what
guys are you
into i ask
because i
need a quick
fix on this
boner im
having"

and of course:
"silver you worry to
much its not like i
want a relationship.
oh you should be
going."

Calico Heart
Mar 22, 2012

"wich the worst part was what troll face did to sonic's corpse after words wich was rape it. at that point i looked away"





Shame on all of you for forgetting

oh yeah well i have two dicks and four balls what do you have to say about that

I still guffaw whenever I try to comprehend it

Nilbop
Jun 5, 2004

Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...


"Embreaded" can only have been "inbred", right? And he just mispelled it catastrophically? Because I can't for the life of me figure out what else it could possibly be.

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!



Embreaded is indeed inbred. Not in bread.

Nilbop
Jun 5, 2004

Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...


I was thinking it could have been some obscure little insult he heard on the playground and decided to work in. I mean this is where he's getting all his ammunition from.

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer




Calico Heart posted:

Shame on all of you for forgetting

oh yeah well i have two dicks and four balls what do you have to say about that

I still guffaw whenever I try to comprehend it

What I have to say about it is that it is super duper kooper cool. Like, up in the bitches snitches.

ToastyPotato
Jun 23, 2005

CONVICTED OF DISPLAYING HIS PEANUTS IN PUBLIC

simplefish posted:

Embreaded is indeed inbred. Not in bread.

Or maybe it is some kind of meta-word play on the classic joke "if he was more inbred he'd be a sandwich."

23 Flavors
Sep 12, 2011

what a talentless looking goon



Well looks like lazerbot is back and his newest journal entry tells all:

lazerbot posted:

sorry for the wait but i moved and im just scrapping off of any wiifii i can get until i get internet

Suzuki Method
Mar 11, 2012



Lazerbot's back, he just messaged me. I'm so thankful right now. :)


VV We all did :911: VV

Suzuki Method fucked around with this message at 03:15 on May 19, 2012

ff7cid
Jun 27, 2008

Beartato! I just became aware of the vast speed at which we are hurtling through the universe! Now it's all I can think about!

He lives!

:colbert: I always believed in him.

Miserable Maid
Apr 22, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:






"yeah. dont worry im still drawing the comic just internet"

Also he commented on the picture I drew him which made me way too happy..


Also, when someone asked why he didn't have it set up beforehand: "its more conplexed then hat"
The way he types is oddly soothing

Miserable Maid fucked around with this message at 03:22 on May 19, 2012

The MSJ
May 17, 2010



ThatPazuzu
Sep 8, 2011

I'm so depressed, I can't even blink.


Porky's face in the last panel makes me thing that someone just told him "you mad. you mad. you look mad. you stupid bitch"

Seriously, Porky desperately apologizing to his wife on a 90's cell phone while grasping his cross is wonderful. Not in the same way that zombie tweety is, but still wonderful. Basically, what I'm saying is the Lazy-B is back and I couldn't be happier.

Suzuki Method
Mar 11, 2012



:downs: Elmer and Porky's thousand-yard stare are priceless in this page!

you
cant
focus
worth
a poo poo

Squallege
Jan 7, 2006

No greater good, no just cause



Grimey Drawer

Militree posted:

Nothing beats "Sorry if this looks gay to the viewers."

When you play Sonic Episode II there's a move where Sonic and Tails curl up into a ball together. Every time this happens I say that quote.

El Belmondo
Apr 3, 2011

by XyloJW


yeah i have been waiting for this for the longest time

I'm glad you understand Lazerbot. :allears:

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010




Gun Saliva

Man, he really is getting a lot better with faces. I wonder if he's been using that curve path tool. Check panel 11 vs 13.

Electric Pope
Oct 29, 2011


Caught up with this thread and the comic it's about a few days ago, glad to see he's back. And I'm actually kind of glad there weren't any updates for a while, it means I get to be caught up and active for more of them!

Friends Are Evil
Oct 25, 2010

cats cats cats






thoughs eyes

RaspberryCommie
May 3, 2008

Stop! My penis can only get so erect.


I kinda want an avatar of that Fudd stare, but I think someone already has one similar to it.

Suben
Jul 1, 2007

In 1985 Dr. Strange makes a rap album.


Is this the second time he's used the "someone complains about Elmer not paying attention/listening and it cuts to him with googly eyes" thing? Not that I'm complaining because it's hilarious.

Squallege
Jan 7, 2006

No greater good, no just cause



Grimey Drawer

RaspberryCommie posted:

I kinda want an avatar of that Fudd stare, but I think someone already has one similar to it.

Maybe you could gif it having the googly eye stare for a little while then cut to the "sorry what?" panel

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.



Elmer's eyes remind me of that garfield eye edit that used to be really common.

redreader
Nov 2, 2009

I am the coolest person ever with my pirate chalice. Seriously.



Dinosaur Gum

This made my day, a LOT.

I am Reverend
Sep 21, 2008

Pheromosa's Special Attack rose!


I eagerly anticipate the appearance of Mammy Two-Shoes.

QuantaStarFire
May 18, 2006



Grimey Drawer

Friends Are Evil posted:


thoughs eyes
It's the TGT equivalent of :stare:

ClownSyndrome
Sep 2, 2011

Do you think love can bloom on bob-omb Battlefield?


"oh.... yeah i have
been waiting for this
for the longest time"

Just what I was thinking, great to see that it's back

Like how Fudd is wearing his hat at a rad 90's angle in panel 12

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RaspberryCommie
May 3, 2008

Stop! My penis can only get so erect.


Gaseous Snake posted:

Maybe you could gif it having the googly eye stare for a little while then cut to the "sorry what?" panel

Oooh. Excellent idea. Anyone with gif making skills wanna give me a hand here?

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